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EpicMarioBros
EpicMarioBros (Powerword: Aidan C.), is a 3 year-old PlushFag that has a 5-dollar camera from Walgreens, bad acting, and he uses Final Cut Pro, just iMovie, but with more features). He makes gaming videos, vlogs, and "plush videos." No, we're not kidding, and we are completely stumped on how this dick-licking motherfucker has almost 30,000 subscribers. I guess people have no taste in YouTube videos anymore. We wouldn't be surprised if this PlushFag sleeps and cuddles with his plushies every goddamn night, which by the way, his bed time is at 4:20 PM. EpicMarioBros is a copycat-pussy licking-dicksucker, as he copies SuperMarioLogan videos. This little fuck live's in the same state the Jersey Shore first takes place in, New Jersey. He was born in a dumpster, making him a dumpster baby. EpicMarioBros is a ghetto gringo, as his skin color is a pale white color as most PlushFags are, see SuperMarioLogan. Our buddy Aidan here is confirmed to be a fag, as our team of stalkers saw him making out with a young boy his age in his room. Just, WOW. He claims to be 14 as of April 29 2016, which is obviously a lie, as nobody that age makes "plush videos", except for SuperMarioLogan, who is in fact, a manchild.
Characters
Here's a list some of the characters in EMB's videos:
Junior: Bowser Junior is a reacurring character in the Epic Mario Bros universe. He is the son of Bowser, and lives with him in his castle/house. Bowser Junior is thought to be around 12 years old, and is the result of several kidnappings of Peach in the early 2000's. Junior is often seen as a protagonist of the series, and is usually the smartest of his friends. However, he is still naive and young. Despite this, Junior's logic has helped him in several situations. Bowser Junior often acts like a brat, and can be a little selfish. At one point Junior had a pet alien called Princess.
Kamek: Kamek is a character from EMB who lives with Bowser and Bowser Junior. He is Bowser's second in command, and is a Magikoopa. Kamek possesses several magic abilities which he uses to create video games, portals, and even explosions. Kamek first appeared in the Season 3 episode Bowser's Castle.
Mario: Mario is arguably the main character of EMB, or Epic Mario Bros. He has appeared in the majority of the episodes, and is often accompanied by his younger brother Luigi. Mario can be a bit arrogant at times, and can be a jerk. But when a problem arises in the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario is there to help, no matter the situation. He also is seen to possess fire powers, which he accessed from his own anger in the episode Mario's Anger. Mario has also appeared in every Movie and every Mario and Luigi's Boring Adventures episode.
Bowser: Bowser often serves as an antagonist to Mario and Luigi, but recently he has received a personality and story of his own. Bowser is now one of the main characters of EMB, and has his own sub series within Epic Mario Bros called "Bowser, Junior, and Kamek" videos. Bowser is very loud and rambunctious. He often gets mad for little reason, and his son Junior frequently annoys him with his irritating actions. In the Boring Adventures Realm, Bowser is the main antagonist and is attempting to take over the Kingdom.
Nabbit: Nabbit is Junior’s friend and half-brother, and he is one of the main characters of EMB. He is a rabbit wearing a purple outfit and a mask similar to Junior’s. He is always carrying the stuff he stole in a sack.
Luigi: Luigi is one of the main characters of Epic Mario Bros, alongside Mario, Bowser, Junior, and Kamek. Luigi is Mario's younger brother and is a lot more timid. He is also very goofy, and is more reasonable than Mario. Luigi is shown to possess psychic powers which he had obtained from a mysterious meteor in the episode Luigi's Psychic Powers. However, Luigi may have possessed powers before this. Luigi has always shown his love for Mario, and uses his brain to get through Mario's thick head at times.
Series
Epic Mario Bros Series