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Obviously, Wikipedia is a fucking joke. However, certain humorlessindividuals think it is incredibly funny to come up with loads of self-referentialin-jokes about their shared shame. Here are some of the most tedious of these attempts at pretending they are all a jolly light-hearted bunch (rather than the truth, which is that the last time anyone touched their genitals was when they were robbed by a pickpocket).
Articles in Wikipedia are often deleted with a clever and witty message attached. These "joke deletions" are a fun activity that users play towards each other- whomever writes the cleverest message gets to delete someone else's article, and the author of said article checks up on it only to find it removed, and promptly dies in various fits of laughter. Uncle G, a particularly annoying admin, invented these colloquial sayings, known as "isnotisms", at least 100 days ago, which are presented in the following format:
Wikipedia is not a spell-checker but thinks it is.
Wikipedia did not inhale.
Wikipedia is not your personal army.
Wikipedia is not the answer.
Wikipedia is not dead nigger storage.
Wikipedia canNOT hold Grawp's GIANT dick
Wikipedia is not a big truck. (But it IS a series of tubes.)
Wikipedia is not an American Civil War reenactment.
Wikipedia is not a feminist conspiracy (due to there being no women)
Wikipedia is not Wikipedia!.
Tellingly, obsessive listmaking is one of the most reliable symptoms of Asperger's syndrome.
Punchable punchlines
In ED's endless search for truth, justice, disgusting imagery, severed cocks in buckets, and all manner of lulz, we present something that took YEARS to put together. Jokes about Wikipedians, mostly written by other wikipedians. Enjoy.
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What is white and gold and black and blue?
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What do Wikipedians use for birth control?
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A snail is heading home from work, very late one night. He gets mugged by an arbitrator. The policeman says "Can you describe the guy?" The snail says "I don't know . . . it all happened so fast. But he did smell like Ho-Hos."
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What do Rich Farmbrough and a high class prostitute have in common?
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What is the difference between a Wikipedia administrator and a proctologist?
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What is the worst part about eating SlimVirgin's pussy?
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What's the difference between Arbcom and menstrual blood?
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What's the best part of fucking Molly White?
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What's the difference between MONGO and a trampoline?
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How do you get a teenaged patroller to stop reporting you to SPI?
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What is the difference between a mansion and a 10 year old Wikipedia roads nerd?
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What do you call the worthless flesh around a pussy?
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Before your baby died, what did you often fantasize it would become?
How many Wikipedians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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What do you get when you cross Elonka with the Pillsbury dough boy?
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What were the best four years of Beeblebrox's life?
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KillerChihuahua, Elonka, and Fluffernutter decide to check their daughters' bags. All 3 of them found condoms in the respective bags. Elonka was stunned and said : "We're a catholic family, It is a sin to have premarital sex." Fluffernutter said "Its good to see my girl is using protection, because prevention is better than cure! KillerChihuahua said: "OH MY GOD, MY DAUGHTER HAS A PENIS"
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How can you tell which admin is the highest-ranking?
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