User:Zaiger/sysopapp

Note: Only fill this out if asked to by staff.

Are you of Jewish or Gypsy matrilineal descent?

Is the ability to ban someone the sole reason you want to be an ED Admin?

***If answered yes to either of the above questions you do not need to fill this form out any further. Please email back to the lead sysop and someone will get back to you***

ED Username:

IRC Nickname:

Who recommended you?

Age:

Email address:

Physical location (country/state)?

When are you active (approximate times)?

How long you've been EDiting?

Articles you've done or contributed to?

How good are you at wiki?

Do you have any websites of your own?(you can be vague):

Do you have any programming skills?

How did you discover ED?

What is your favourite ED article?

What is your favourite thing about ED?

What is your least favourite thing about ED?

In your own words, what is the mission of ED?

What will you do to uphold that mission and make sure ED stays true to it?

Why do you want sysop?

Why do we want you as sysop?

What changes/improvements would you make if you become sysop?

Are you a mod/admin/sysop on any other websites?(you can be vague):

If you were editing and needed some MediaWiki markup that you didn't know off the top of your head, how would you go about getting it?

What is a Tor node?

What does a morphquote do?

What Operating System do you use when you edit ED?

Do you have a Facebook y/n?

How often do you use email?

How often do you use IRC?

So I hurd you liek Mudkips?

If you were on South Park, who would you be and why?

Do you own a cat?

Any other things we should know about you?

Open book history test:

Who is ajt?

Who is stabbington?

Who is Wattage?

What group did ODB manage in the 80's?

Why is loldongs so funny? And don't even try to say it's not.

What was the first ED event to get us widespread coverage + mentions on national tv + crash our servers?

Why was ED originally made?

Please explain your understanding of why ED.com was redirected to OhInternet:

What article was voted on ED's 5th anniversary to be the greatest on our website?

Bonus Question (Worth 30% of total test score):

On a scale of 1/10 how much do you agree with the following statement, 1 being completely disagree and 10 being agrees completely:

"Penis is great!"

Please explain the choice you made in 3-5 sentences.

Thanks for your prompt response, your answer to these questions are essential, and play a huge role in your acceptance into the Encyclopedia Dramatica staff.