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Testicle Nailing

Testicle Nailing I must admit, I didn't think it it would go as easy as it did. However; before you get some nails and a hammer, read my story. It's the evening of Christmas Day and my girl friend is working, so I decided to do some penis stretching. Usually my pumping ends with pumping both penis and testicles. Toward the end of the pumping, I started thinking about nailing my testicles. I have seen pictures and actual footage of this type of torture "pleasure" if you will. I decided tonight was going to be the night. Since I work construction, it was easy to find some 16 penny nails. I cleaned them by washing them thoroughly with a mild abrasive pad and alcohol. Then I dressed the ends with a file to remove burrs. This also sharpened the ends. I then disinfected the nails. (Please ensure anything entering your body is sterilized.) Next I got a clean piece of pine, About two feet long by 6 inches wide and 3/4 inch thick. I washed the pine board down with alcohol. Now I'm ready to clean my scrotum. I washed myself with an anti bacterial soap followed by alcohol. I used some new boot laces to secure my testies to the board. After a couple attempts tying them down I felt I was ready. With the board hanging from my scrotum, I made sure my hands were clean. I laid the sterilized nails on a clean sterilized paper towel and put some Neosporin on them for cleanliness sake. Let's see, I've got my hammer and nails, I'm tied to the board, guess I'm ready. I checked again to make sure my testicles were secured properly and wouldn't shift around. I noticed how large they still were from the pumping. I was fully erect from the thought of what was to come next. I picked up a nail and placed it over my right testicle and found center. I started to push down to ensure the nail would go through my nut as it was driven home. I was pushing down fairly hard before I started to tap the nail with my hammer. After a few taps to get a feel for how this was going to go, the nail popped through into the testicle. I couldn't believe it happened the way it did. It didn't hurt one bit. I then drove the nail the rest of the way into the pine board with light but positive taps. There was a sharp prick as the nail came through into the board. I picked up the other nail and centered it over my left nut. Using the same process, I pushed down for centering. I again used light taps and drove the nail in and through. I noticed that I missed going through my left testicle so I pulled the nail back out. I was right, I indeed had missed the left one. I again repositioned the nail. This time I wasn't going to miss. The nail was going home. Pressing the nail down firmly into the center of the left nut I raised the hammer and wham, I had driven the nail all the way through with one strike. This time there was some pain. I finished driving both nails further into the board because I wanted to play a little. So I'm standing there with my balls nailed to a board and "duh" now I think of taking pictures. It would have been nice to take a few along the way. I took some pictures and untied the board. Took some more pictures. I noticed I could pull the board away from my body and could get some pretty good stretch from my scrotum. After awhile my nuts started aching. So I decided it was time to un-nail myself. Using the claw of the hammer, I pulled the nails just enough to release them from the board. Then I pulled the nails out slowly. I took some more pictures of my slightly bloody scrotum and the board and nails. I then thought I would try to masturbate since the pain was growing. The idea was good but I couldn't get an erection as the pain grew. That's when I decided to put this story in type. Felt it would be appropriate to record this as I experienced it. The left nut hurts more than the right one, but both are aching big time. They hurt enough that I felt like curling up, but it didn't help. If you do not like pain you will not like the next 30 to 45 minutes. Well I've written this far and tried masturbating again since the pain has subsided. I can't say the orgasm was any more intense. However; the pain has returned. Probably from pulling on my testicles as I was stroking myself. I had fantasized about nailing my testicles in the past and tonight I did it. It was a great experience. I'm not sure I would do it again. Are there any permanent consequences for these actions? I sure hope not but time will tell. As with any action such as this, I remind myself that I have to be willing to accept whatever consequences that might be. The next day my testicles were pretty sore. My scrotum had some dried blood on it where it had leaked out over night. After taking a shower, I examined my scrotum for the puncture points where the nails had penetrated. There were six of them. Remember it took two attempts to nail my left nut. I got together with my girlfriend that night. and she wanted to suck on my balls. She loves sucking on them. I wouldn't let her because they were still pretty sore. I didn't tell her what I had done. I don't think she would understand, even though I have a few mods, subincision and partially split head, which she likes. Over the next few days the soreness passed and the puncture points healed. It has been 3 weeks since I nailed myself. There does not appear to be any permanent damage. I must admit, I have thought about another episode with nails. Maybe bigger ones. I guess I'm a little apprehensive that the next time I might do permanent injury. I guess only time will tell.

ninnyman

I’m in search of a new owner. I desperately need someone to treat me like the worthless slut that I am. I have a wonderful boyfriend who treats me like a princess, which leaves me sexually unsatisfied. I need someone to treat me like a filthy whore in order to orgasm. Sadly, I can’t do it alone, and so I’m begging for somebody to claim me. I know that I don’t deserve anybody’s time or attention, but I am hoping that somebody will find a little bit of time to put me back into my place. I shouldn’t be so selfish and consider asking somebody to help me, but I need to be punished and turned back into a good obedient whore, rather than the disobedient selfish slut I am now. Please, somebody abuse me.


ninnyman

I have a fantasy. I want a two or bi or gay black men to just to treat me like a little bitch. I want to see how many times they cum in my mouth an ass.In return I want all of the to suck my dick and snow ball me with my own cum.Any takers?


ninnyman

I'm looking to become a guy's dirty fucking whore! I love to suck cock. I love to be called a faggot while I suck your cock! I love sucking Daddy dick I love kinky stuff so pee on me and whatever! I'll be your pussy boy or your naughty daughter make me gag hard and treat me like a slut. into phone and e-mail chat hit me up daddy i'm so horny for cock


ninnyman

hi im looking for a daddy to treat me like a little slut will go on cam sometimes wear a thong and other things


ninnyman

My biggest fantasy is to be tied up with my legs spread apart in a public bathroom stall and fucked in my ass and pussy by strangers for hours on end. Sometime when I fantasize about this I imagine being fucked by upwards of fifty men. I don't want them to talk to me or even treat me like a human being, I just want them to use me as their cum-dumpster.

If you found me in a dirty public bathroom near you, what would you do? Since I can't do this in real life it would give me great pleasure to hear your thoughts and imagine. My other fantasy is to simply be a man's dog, and to be treated like an animal and used by him however he wished.


ninnyman

My name is Ashley, I'm 5'1 115lbs, 36DD have many self pics, including drivers license, all personal info, facebook profile, and well long thing short, I'm a tease, a stuck up bitch in real life, and looking to b exposed as the big balloon tit whore I really am. I'm a big tit cunt and should b raped! Forced to work a glory hole for hours, sucking hundreds of dicks, brutal dildos forced in both holes, and more! Contact me I'll give u all my pics, my license, my log inn info here, I'm ready ready for my fantasy to b made reality! Contact me here or on yahoo messenger, ashleyurquhart40. Only those ready to seriously expose me, truly have me taken and forced need respond. I'm a big tit tease cunt treat me like one


ninnyman

there's a part of me the wants to let the whore out of me and fuck everyone, but then there's a part of me that knows its wrong.

treat me like shit and i'll love it.


ninnyman

I live in Shelby, North Carolina...

I'm 31 years old...

My yahoo is i_stone1978, and I do have messenger.

I like when girls treat me like I don't deserve to even look at pussy (much less touch pussy) humiliate me and degrade me even if it means I end up sucking cock.

I HAVE sucked cock before, even though I'm homophobically straight.

And I have a 4 inch cock.

GIRLS... LEAVE COMMENTS


ninnyman

I confess that I love getting fucked. I confess that I have a fantasy that my husband would share me with his friends and treat me like their fuck slave. Tie me up for days and send them in whenever they feel like fucking my tight ass and pussy at the same time. mmmmm


ninnyman

I really want my husband to abuse me in bed. I want him to spank my pussy, choke me, just use me as a fuck toy. He hand cuffs me once in awhile but I really want him to hit me and treat me like the cunt I am. How do you do you suggest I get him to be rougher on me?


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I'M A DIRTY LIL COCK SUCKING WIFE AND MOTHER. I'VE BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FOR 12 YEARS, BUT OUR MARRIAGE HAS A NAUGHTY SIDE. MY HUSBAND IS MY MASTER AND I AM HIS SLAVE. HE WANTS ME ON DISPLAY AND FOR Y'ALL TO SEE WHAT HE FUCKS EVERYDAY. CUM VISIT MY MEMBER PAGE AND GIVE ME SOME LOVE. MY HUBBY WANTS YOU TO TREAT ME LIKE THE WHORE I SO WANT TO BE. ;)


ninnyman

i confess that i am a secret slut who loves to hear all abut what guys wanna do to me....the more depraved the better. I wanna hear all about how you want to tie me up and use and abuse me. Fuck my holes, spank me, pull my hair, abuse my titties. Call me a slut and a whore and treat me like one. MAke me do bad bad things!! Tell me exactly what you want to do to me....my tight cunt is getting juicy already....


ninnyman

I'm looking to become a guy's dirty fucking whore! I love to suck cock. I love to be called a faggot while I suck your cock! I love sucking Daddy dick I love kinky stuff so pee on me and whatever! I'll be your pussy boy or your naughty daughter make me gag hard and treat me like a slut. into phone and e-mail chat hit me up daddy i'm so horny for cock


ninnyman

i confess i masturbate everyday at the thought of my husbands boss tieing me up and rspping me iv seen his cock at a party and it is huge it would tear my pussy apart and ijust want him to treat me like the dirty little slut that i am, im pretty sure that he wants me but i dont know how to get him to rape me, everybody thinks that im a good wholsome church going house wife but really i'm a dirty whore with a lot of fetishes i am 26 and he is 40 and the age difference really turns me on.


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i love it when guys face fuck me really rough. i like to gag & i didnt mind if they make me puke. i like my hands to be tied behind my back kneeling in front of a guy as he has his hands on the back on my head forcing it down on his cock. makes me REALLY wet. i wish i could find more guys that would treat me this way when i give them oral.


ninnyman

I am a 23 y/o big floppy tit bimbo pig. I've given all my pics and ids to nyyguy, my master, left up to him to post or not. If u want to c me posted, exposed, leave a comment on my page telling him to post and expose my big tit bimbo ass. If he does I hope u all edit my pics, cum on them, write on them, repost them, show me u did, treat me like the balloon tit pig I am. Thank u Ashley


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I confess I'm a nasty, stupid, cheap pig called Magdelena Cejko from Poland that lives from English men's bank accounts as they are superior to my country and women who live there. Treat me like the shit eating dog fucking piece of shit that I have forgotten I really am..... Please can you come on my picture and tell me what you would do to Polish whores like me as my ego is bigger than my IQ......


ninnyman

25/f and before you say pics or whatever fuck off


I just wanna tell you all how much I love big cocks I love to get rammed hard Guys stop treating us like we are fucking dolls We want our hair pulled, pushed around, choked, and fucked like a slut None of us want to be your flower when we are in bed I would never admit it in public but i fuck black men in private just because of how they treat me when they fuck me I need to be a ragdoll getting fucked not some girlfriend in bed


ninnyman

i confess that im a 23yo single mother an love nasty dom.men and woman who knows how to treat a slut like me im very submissive and openminded [email protected]