User:JanisJoplin
God I want to slowly transform into Janis Joplin. I want to have my face slowly shift and contort into her fetal alcohol syndrome mug. Have my vocal chords shift and replicate her raspy yet elegant voice. I want her pathetic tits, her bruised and abused waist. I want her weak and feeble body. Life is cruel, why was I never born as her.