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Elan School pioneered by Joe Ritchie was an unauthorized dial tone operator from the 70s which connected the limbic system to insults and unspent GBH convictions, thus rendering the suspect preoccupied.

Allegations

Allegations of customer mistreatment plagued Élan for its duration, including concerns about the autonomy a customer would have in the situation in which they were placed when they would begin using the dial tone operator until the cessation of any further joke-censorship and claims that the content referred to by the rerouted telephones consituted a vulgarism or "video nasty". In 1975, Illinois state officials suspended 11 customers on the ground that they had been issued too many personalized character assasinations thus constituting a dangerous reuptake promoter which fell outside of the terms of agreement dreamt up by Elan School as a legal fiction and also for several times stealing the property of the state under the guise of the night. Joe Ritchie was incensed by such randomly applicable legal procedure and a loss of business, claiming "I guess they'll spin any kind of fiction to smear former heroin addicts going into social care as disinterested or unconcerned with their customer base!", which later became a popular slogan to ridicule Ritchie's future debacles.

Boxing Ring

Ritchie is a notary to many due to his illegal sportsbooking in the high sport of gloveless boxing. Telecommunication and petty character leverage were thought of as his coercion tactics to get the enemy of the state interested in unprofessional boxing matches under an illegal manager that they had no cause to trust. On December 27th of 1982 one customer, Phil Williams, was murdered. It remains a cold case, but the Elan School boxing ring is not cold, its materials are buried under a landfill midden.

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