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User:Jewjetter/MatthewZazueta

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Pic related, the ugly cunt.

There's an American schizophrenic who does drugs, comes to /int/ every day and spams, sometimes gets banned (more than often not), evades those bans, continues to spam, and the mods refuse to do anything. Most of /brit/ has completely filtered American flags as a result. He also spams a shitty general on /mu/ called /bleep/ where it's basically just him talking to himself. They've since made a new general called /electronic/ to get away from him.

Law enforcement, ED readers, girls under the age of 16, ladies and gentlemen:

Matthew Zazueta is a 26 year old virgin pedophile from California who only sleeps 1 hour a day and spends the rest spamming /int/. Matthew is like if you took the absolute worst aspects of beloved /cum/posters Jason and Mihai, and combined those together to make a very bad poster.

History

One day he found /brit/ and started spamming his YouTube music links. Everyone started filtering the American flag and ignoring him, so every day he mass replies to everyone to try to get attention, gets banned, then resets his IP.

In retaliation, someone from /brit/ started spamming kpop in /bleep/, then impersonating Matthew, talking about fucking his dad.

The schizo somehow got the idea that it's 190 who does this, and accuses anyone on /brit/ who doesn't like him or has a non-British flag of being 190. I can tell you with 100% certainty that it is not 190 doing this. He's a diagnosed schizophrenic who's literally insane.

He's also Chris Chan-tier stupid. When kpop started getting spammed on /bleep/, the spammer falseflagged and said "/bleep/ is now owned by kpop general" so he went to the kpop general and started spamming, calling everyone incels.

Then he finally figured out it was someone from /brit/ and lost it.

He's also a junkie who does drugs every day, furthering his mental instability.

Poetry

That's what it's all about.
   
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Matthew loves to fuck his dad,

When he leaves, he's mighty sad.

His dad's cum fills him up with glee,

keeps some in a jar with his pee.


Boney boney we dem boys,

in Matthew's ass go his toys.

Horny horny daddy's dick,

fucking, sucking, nice and stiff.
 

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—Anon

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