Talk:United Kingdom

I'll just leave this here

Not racist.JohnathanNiggers 18:50, 28 November 2011 (CET)

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I LOLled so hard at the first photo.-- Psycho Princess 13:17, 15 May 2012 (EDT)

Race Relations?

Anyone remember what we had there? More ukfags came in and ruined the page. I'm going to remove it as all it says now is: "It is important to remember that during the Empire shut up about the Empire. It's been 70 years now since it collapsed, time to let go of the butthurt." If someone remembers the original text I'd recomment you put it back. Reeses 15:03, 5 June 2012 (EDT)

Fuck the UK

The UK is turning into a police state, especially London.

Last month I was taking photographs of Big Ben as I was too niggardly to buy memorabilia from overpriced tourist shops. A police officer accosted me, and asked me why I was taking photographs. I explained my predicament to him, but he was unconvinced. He asked me my name, which I declined to tell him. He grabbed my shoulders and wrestled me to the ground. Another officer ran towards us and took her taser from its holster. Aiming it at my abdomen, she missed and fired its probes into my genitals. The resulting pain was unlike anything else I have ever felt. From examining the CCTV evidence, it appears I began to resist arrest by convulsing violently, though at the time I was unable to exert much control over my body.

I was eventually handcuffed, bundled into a police car and taken to a police station. I had involuntarily urinated during the arrest, and my trousers were very wet. I felt very ill.

When we arrived they uncuffed me and threw me into a cell. It was a very hot day, so I took my clothes off. This caused the guard distress when he noticed. I told him I was hot and bothered, and wondered if he could do anything to make me feel better. He stared at me, surprised. A grin suddenly spread across his face, and he let himself into my cell. I was cuffed again in order to prevent me from escaping, and then he forced me to bend over and sodomised me. It lasted fifteen minutes, and he finished with a large ejaculation. I was dripping blood, semen and faeces. He uncuffed me again, and I laid down on the floor because I was feeling weak. I was moaning and whimpering from the pain in my rectum.

The officer who initially approached me was reprimanded by his superior, and I was released without charge. However, I was warned against taking photographs in future, especially with the Olympics coming up. JohnathanNiggers 17:11, 7 July 2012 (EDT)

How did the photographs turn out? - Mr Jonzz 18:17, 7 July 2012 (EDT)