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A Day in the Life of DarkSydePhil [[1]]

Several basement-dwellers mock DarkSydePhil doing mundane daily tasks.

Would be a good video for this page but not sure where the best place add it.

"Girlfriend"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrE9jH2b0Fs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOXXlPjPUtw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0cxSkF_91s

How can we be even sure she's not paid to do this shit, just to save DSP's reputation as a "human being"?

Considering the newest video I found, she really is almost as fucking stupid as DSP.

and her nudes
The shitty picture. A thumbnail shown in a video.
Atomicnumber27 02:14, 13 September 2013 (EDT)

Videos

<youtube>MdpVu_VVg_I</youtube><br /><center>'''How not to play Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance'''</center>|
<youtube>suV2wJ0K3s8</youtube><br /><center>'''Demon Souls'''</center>|
<youtube>pRd20xaoChM</youtube><br /><center>'''X-Com Enemy Unknown'''</center>|
<youtube>pKUXZl24qQA</youtube><br /><center>'''The Witcher 2'''</center>|
<youtube>M-2VBinA3i8</youtube><br /><center>'''Splinter Cell: Blacklist'''</center>|
<youtube>SZ9QMRnkPKk</youtube><br /><center>'''Castlevania: Lords of Shadow'''</center>|
<youtube>HjBJu-jVTfI</youtube><br /><center>'''GTA IV'''</center>|

CobaltCat 16:27, 1 July 2014 (EDT)

Part Two

<center>Fanboys of several games are sacrificing their lifetime to bring you the following video compilations</center>


<center>{{fv|DSPHOWNOTTOPLAY|background-color: White;|font-weight: bold;|
<youtube>j1ziXMBuqOQ</youtube><br /><center>'''How not to play MGS1'''</center>|
<youtube>5dHz4nYCDdM</youtube><br /><center>'''Dark Souls'''</center>|
<youtube>WZfxcLMN8r0</youtube><br /><center>'''How not to play MGS2'''</center>|
<youtube>NSH39aiTx2A</youtube><br /><center>'''How not to play MGS3'''</center>|
<youtube>ntar4rwdkq0</youtube><br /><center>'''How not to play MGS4 (with 200% more Kojima insults)'''</center>|
<youtube>I-4p4z9cJfY</youtube><br /><center>'''GTA III'''</center>|
<youtube>LM504euxtVY</youtube><br /><center>'''Motorstorm Apocalypse'''</center>|
<youtube>url1qZSDTn0</youtube><br /><center>'''Sonic Generations'''</center>|
<youtube>HjBJu-jVTfI</youtube><br /><center>'''GTA IV'''</center>|
}}</center>

CobaltCat 10:07, 4 July 2014 (EDT)

Part Three

<youtube>KLQKmxuKIUI</youtube><br /><center>'''Cooking'''</center>
<youtube>glH9pXs7p-s</youtube><br /><center>'''Hating his parents'''</center>|
<youtube>13DwMHRytfY</youtube><br /><center>'''Faking illness'''</center>|
<youtube>xTgpyXPcygc</youtube><br /><center>'''DSP will make you pay'''</center>|
<youtube>5Z-7nrBAcos</youtube><br /><center>'''Drunken rant'''</center>|
<youtube>R8_VdphlRzY</youtube><br /><center>'''Deflection & lying'''</center>|
<youtube>GPzwJW2d5Hw</youtube><br /><center>'''Censorship'''</center>|
<youtube>QlFMPepYnBg</youtube><br /><center>'''DSP Is One Cheat-A-Man'''</center>|
<youtube>4L3U0BAWmXM</youtube><br /><center>'''Money money money'''</center>|

CobaltCat 07:45, 15 July 2014 (EDT)

The PC

   
 
Just repaired Leannas pc which was offline for a year. The culprit? A broken power button worth about 1 cent. Dumbest thing to break ever
 

 
 

—Phil

This might need a subsection, because this retard claims to have been a PC Master Race guy, and even assembling PC's. Utter lie. CobaltCat 11:35, 18 July 2014 (EDT)

Pandalee and "cooking"

https://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=RaiNs9CJqr8

There is so much lulz to be had in this comment section.

--Killerratte 19:05, 22 July 2014 (EDT)

Needs Glasses?

I remember reading in a /v/ thread one time that someone recalled that he talked about not wanting to go to an ophthalmologist because "he'd just forget to wear his glasses" or something like that. The thread also had personal anecdotes of people seeing DSP in action at their local grocery story in Seattle. I tried looking for the thread again on archive.moe but couldn't seem to find it, Now granted one should not believe everything they hear on the internet, but lulz is lulz and this could be good material for this page.

Screenshot Problems

I really hope someone can get some of the 2k Forum screenshots and King of Hate ones on the DSPColapes section I created. I'm trying to use some that the KWO linked to in one of their videos but ED keeps giving me a MIME error message when I try to upload them myself. There's so much shit that happened this week with DSP that needs to be added and I've only just gotten started summarizing what happened and it would also be greatly appreciated if people can help flesh out that section of this article much more. Iceicemaybe8 09:51, 15 November 2014 (EST)