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>Who is Peter?
A youtube "comedian" who cares more about social justice than being funny. He came to /cow/'s attention as a result of his attempting to jump on the anti-gamergate twitter bandwagon.

>Why is he a lolcow?
Four years ago Peter invented Kimi Kobayashi, a japanese girl who he claimed to be in a relationship with. When it became clear that this was false, he pretended he had been catfished, but his actions prior to that make it clear this was not the case.
Now Peter claims to be married to an Ashleigh Burt, another foreign girl who doesn't seem to exist outside of the internet, and not prior to her relationship with Peter. Naturally this is suspicious.

>So does she exist?
Not clear. It is clear that a lot of what is seen is fake.

>Is there a realdoll?
Very likely. Ashleigh is depicted as having large breasts and no hips. Her face seems permanently stuck in one position. We haven't seen any evidence that she moves.

>Explain
Almost all photos of Ashleigh are grainy and with the mouth covered. It has been demonstrated that it is easy to make the difference between human skin and realdoll skin unclear with the sort of filters being used. Many of her poses are unnatural and wonky as one would expect of a doll, but not a human. Some (all?) gifs of her are low frame with oddities such as blank frames and identical frames with different filters. This would not occur converting video to gif, and is indicative that Peter is using stop motion animation.
Most pictures without a filter are of a girl's back in a public space. There is nothing in these pictures that indicate they are Ashleigh, and indeed don't look proportionally the same as the "doll" pictures.
The exception to the above is the "braces" pictures, showing a smiling girl with braces. She appears to be real, and may be the real Ashleigh Burt. She does look somewhat different from the "doll" pictures, though it's hard to be sure with few images.

>Does she have a family?
Not certain. There are some facebook accounts that look potentially real, but Peter has a history of creating sockpuppets accounts to make his lies seem more real.

>Is there a child?
Let's hope not. It's not clear at this point.

>Has Peter killed anyone?
Probably not.

>How has Peter responded to these accusations.
By calling people idiots, then by claiming he'll never be baited into responding, then by responding with legal documents that aren't clearly legal documents, then by claiming he'll never be baited into responding again.

>Give me links

Peter's profiles
https://twitter.com/petercoffin
https://www.facebook.com/PeterCoffinFans
http://petercoff.in/
https://www.youtube.com/user/petercoffin

Ashleigh's Twitter
https://twitter.com/nihileigh

Ashleigh's Tumblr dump
https://mega.co.nz/#!lxdURSAT!3TbPTAdZMIcri9zMQVaCBLI_jN9A0R_EM30EQdlf8OM

Gallery of Ashleigh pics
https://archive.today/q8ads

Original fake girlfriend saga
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2011/03/peter_coffin_xiaxue_kimi_kobayashi_fake_girlfriend.php
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2011/03/peter_coffin_fake_girlfriend_xiaxue_asian.php
http://xiaxue.blogspot.com/2011/03/peter-coffin-is-loser.html
http://xiaxue.blogspot.com/2011/03/peter-coffin-is-his-own-legal-team.html
http://gawker.com/5785593/the-greatest-fake-girlfriend-story-ever-told
http://jezebel.com/5785763/the-ultimate-fake-girlfriend-story
http://inthewarbetween.blogspot.com/2011/03/peter-coffin-you-sad-sorry-sonofabitch.html
http://inthewarbetween.blogspot.com/2011/03/dent.html

Failed Reddit AMA after original fake girlfriend saga
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/gaqg7/iama_target_of_a_smear_campaign_peter_coffin_ama/

Suspicions of fake birth certificate
https://archive.today/u5H5b#selection-3523.0-3851.520

8chan detective story threads
   I: https://archive.today/lijz3
  II: https://archive.today/u5H5b
 III: https://archive.today/MEj2A
  IV: https://archive.today/FDMp1
   V: https://archive.today/3VIKk
  VI: https://archive.today/DZlsA
 VII: https://archive.today/Ya9af

1k89UhbR (archive) --Mantequilla (talk) 16:05, 24 January 2015 (EST)

is this related?

cuz whatever that is it's bizarre as fuck. anyways i went ahead and added a couple of pix. i have no idea what's going on so feel free to undo any of my additions. :) -hipcrime   02:22, 25 January 2015 (EST)

Shit I found

   
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The "talent" for which he was cast on the show for was the ability to kick himself in the testicles.
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  CobaltCat 09:00, 25 January 2015 (EST)

  • Someone claims he used to be known as "GameJew" if that helps.   oddguy   09:19, 25 January 2015 (EST)
No, that is Jonathan Mann.   CobaltCat 09:26, 25 January 2015 (EST)
  • Here are some more things:
  1. He was on TV kicking his balls A THIRD TIME in 2008 on NBC's Most Outrageous Moments
  2. Has two "albums". "Audio Diarrhea" from 2002 and "Feces Statues" from 2003
  3. Besides the DVD that you linked to he was also in this and I am now trying to find a way to watch it (I think I can watch it here but something doesn't work).
  CobaltCat 10:59, 25 January 2015 (EST)
his gaming company
their youtube
their twitter
their gplus
their website on archive.org
proof
the tumblr

  CobaltCat 11:08, 25 January 2015 (EST)

  • He also has a "let's play" youtube that I added in the links. I finished the text for the section about his first fake girlfirend. You will find more information there that might help you. Do me a favor at look up his "movie" "The Stupid Show: An American Dream" and try to figure out what that's about or where I can watch/download it. I'm busy reading the threads and writing shit.   oddguy   13:18, 25 January 2015 (EST)

some pics.

  • I saved these in case there is any use for them at some point.   oddguy   09:34, 25 January 2015 (EST)

-All moved into the article-

-moved into article-

-moved-

(someone is editing the part I wanna edit so I'll put these here for now until they are done)

  CobaltCat 09:44, 25 January 2015 (EST)

Archived threads

http://8archive.moe/cow/search/subject/Peter%20Coffin/ All of his threads on /cow/ will end up here eventually. I'll try keeping his name in the thread titles so this continues to work. JEWS✡ 11:16, 25 January 2015 (EST)

Updates and continuation of 8chan ED info integration

Sup. I updated the thread links. We are on 27, not counting over 5 failed, minor and specific threads. Really amazing this saga. Got a strong sense we have a cwc 2.0 on our hands. There is a real challenge to sift through the info at this point as we have almost 20,000 posts due to Coffin. Hopefully future anons will be able to tl;dr the threads. Also note the longer cat. The cat is longer since by the time this chronicle nears completion, assuming no Coffinshire website, the links and sources will take up over 15,000 pixels. Grandma's dead LOL, xoxo Mum ~Bulbinstaller

 
Asked his "Wife's" little brother something
  • I'm just saving things here for myself to check later.   oddguy   15:50, 25 January 2015 (EST)


imgur

Here is an imgur gallery with the fake birth certificate and some other shizz --Mantequilla (talk) 01:16, 26 January 2015 (EST)

The PI report

  • Okay, so, as you may know, someone claims to have hired a privet investigator to check out Peter. This person, or someone claiming to be this person has posted what he claims to be the result of the investigation. The original is on /cow/ here, reposted to /GamerGate/ here.



post 1-

AnonP.I.fag here.

I didn't forget about you. There's so much I have to sift through, but I will be posting a large summary in a new thread in an hour or so and then uploading the docs to mega with a link to download posted "at the ranch."

Peter's situation is funnier and more pathetic than of you can understand.

post 2-

Because this is /cow/ and not /baph/, I am also not posting his address. However, his address is unedited in the document dump.

We just milk here. :D

post 3-

Forward:

Because Peter sits in these threads, he is quick to gaslight debunked theories in order to throw new readers off. The intent of this summary is to quickly run down the information I was provided and back up claims with hard evidence. Something Peter can only refute unless he doxes himself to the fullest extent possible. Otherwise, it will always be his whining versus paperwork.

Before I begin, I want you to understand the level of deception I had to enter in order to do this right. I purposely posted a link to a certain P.I. and purposely used a different one, who shall be named later if the P.I. needs to testify against Peter. (Yes, it's that serious.) We have history of mail fraud, wire fraud, felony forgery, malicious mischief, and welfare fraud. Should the doctor want to press charges, Peter could face not years, but decades. (Let that sink in.) To the other anon wanting to hire a P.I., I encourage you to, if only to corroborate the statements made herein.

post 4-

THE STORY:

P.I. was able to contact one of Peter's parents and after a lengthy conversation was able to discern that Peter has been Excommunicated from the Church of Latter-Day Saints and is “living in sin” with a couple in Salt Lake City. His brothers are complicit with his retardation.

Braceface is married to a different man, who for the purpose of this summary we'll call “Jim.” Toilet Nigga is hers and Jim's. This is why you only see two pictures of Braceface and Peter together, with her smiling. It also explains the hover-hand on his own wife. It also explains why in the Vine of “Let's go check on the baby” he says that instead of “Let's go see my wife” or “Let's go see my family.” It may well be that the couple is unaware of Peter using the woman and her son as a “stand-in family” for the lack of his own. They may however know he makes “funny videos” on YouTube, but that's the limit.

Through watching the family's movements, it has been discovered that Peter lives in a condo/apartment building and pays rent to a married couple for whom he babysits. The building is Section 8, meaning it's government housing in which rent is based on your income. Section 8 is usually run through non-profits who do not name their tenants. A holding company came up under his address. This is normal. However, this explains why we don't know the couple's real name or their child's.

With the above current information it is reasonable to conclude:

1. Peter has a private bedroom where he films the stop-motions with a Real Doll. 2. He's doing this when he's supposed to be watching the kid. 3. When no one is home, he takes pictures of the doll around the house and most likely keeps it in the closet. 4. He lost his job at the Tim Dahle Nissan when someone linked his boss to his videos and also for probably being a fucking retard. 5. Peter is cucking himself with a doll that looks like the married woman he lives with.

post 5-

Filing a Form 3949-A fraud notice with the Internal Revenue Service put the P.I. in touch with an agent and was able to have information fast tracked to him. Peter has filled “Single” on a 1040-EZ form every year since he started paying taxes when he turned 18. There are at least two years where he didn't make enough money to file for taxes. So, no tax fraud, but a guarantee that he's not married.

There is no record of any Ashleigh Burt/Coffin in any marriage register in Clark County, Nevada. Peter states he filed for a marriage license in Clark County, Utah. However, this is akin to getting your temps when getting a Drivers License. A marriage certificate needs to have two witnesses and a pastoral/ministerial signature to make a document legal. No such document exists.

There is no INS record of any Ashleigh Burt emigrating to the United States. That alone should blow the whole “SHE'S FROM SCOTLAND” theory out of the water.

There is no birth record of any Harrison Ronan Coffin, born May 23rd, 2014 at the University of Utah Hospital in Salt Lake City, Utah in any online or in any print media. The University of Utah also allows the publishing of birth announcements without parental consent, unlike the other four hospitals in the area. So Toilet Nigga, although a real baby, is not his baby.

The birth certificate as well as “Ashleigh's” passports are forgeries. And because Peter has documented their existence, he cannot refute them. Utah Vital Records use a holographic stamp and birth records have to be signed (or stamp signed) with not only the attending nurse, but the doctor who delivered it. From what I understand, the clerk's office contacted the doctor after the P.I. and the clerk's office verified it forged. The doctor was caught unawares. However, this does not mean that this is NOT the doctor that delivered Toilet Nigga. It just means that this is NOT the doctor who delivered the “Harrison Ronan Coffin” baby Peter continues to claim.

Peter does not own a home. Peter drives a hoopty. He has filed for food stamps. Under his filing, he is listed as “Single.” If he was Married, he would report otherwise. This is Welfare Fraud. Peter has filed for Unemployment Benefits. It is unknown if he applied as Single or Married due to federal information guidelines.

Bottom Line: Peter is a poor, unfunny faggot, who spends his time posing a Real Doll and making shitty videos when he should be watching the kid.

FUN FACTS FROM SURVEILLANCE:

Peter left his house 2 in 72 hours. The remainder of his weekend was spent pants-shitting. Peter never went anywhere with his “family.” Braceface and Jim seem like cool people. Braceface does not have huge tits but her teeth could be seen from far away.

SOCIAL MEDIA REVIEW:

His brothers accounts are real. Almost all other extended family on “Ashleigh's” side and his own are his sockpuppets. He has gone through a ridiculous amount of time to “prove” she's real, while conveniently leaving out the fact that his ACTUAL family views him as a pariah and want nothing to do with him.

This also means that if he attempts to set-up a Patreon or Gratipay or GoFundMe for his wife's “jaw surgery”, he will be committing wire fraud as he, by public record and his own federal assistance requests, is NOT married NOR does he have a son.

So, just so we're all clear.

Peter's a nanny. He's also dirt fucking poor. His family hates him. He lives with a nice couple who feel sorry for him and don't know the extent of his psychosis.

The Peter Coffin Story.

post 6-

Unless Peter makes a ridiculous claim stating otherwise with hard evidence, I will match it with my own.

This way he will have no escape.

Also, 10 bucks says "Ashleigh" will be too sick to meet songadayfag.

This will be my last transmission until I am needed again.

  • disappears into a column of dispersing rats*



  • This is what's going on so far. I have no way of knowing if this is true. I have to go to sleep soon. Please keep an eye out on these threads for more information and for the new thread with the infodump this guy promised he would make. The article is not finished. I will keep working on it tomorrow but there is some non-wife related investigation we need to conduct before I can say this article rally is finished (most of all I have to know what is the deal with that game he was making. It's driving me crazy). Don't worry about anything, I got this covered. Cobalt I need you to keep digging.   oddguy   17:32, 26 January 2015 (EST)

Peter Coffin buries himself in lies

This is actually a very interesting story that I've been closely following. I would hope he was only trolling/messing with people by masquerading as his own wife, but the fact that he takes his YouTube channel and Patreon funds so seriously tells me this isn't so.

2 hours ago, in response to the alleged PI findings, Peter tweeted a 6-day-old Vine of him holding the baby (Harrison). Along with posting the baby's alleged birth certificate, it seems he'll go to great lengths to give in to requests to prove that an actual baby exists in his household (though it still doesn't prove it's his, mind you), yet on a completely opposite psychological spectrum, he goes to great lengths to shoot down offers of posting a similarly legit video with his "wife" (aside from this creepy BS) by tweeting and re-tweeting that it's harassment.

On another note, I'm happy to see someone added the section shining light on his effeminate body language and speech patterns. This, coupled with his obsession over the nose jobs of female models etc, deffo suggests the possibility of some sort of inner sexuality struggle. Add that to a second round of roleplaying as your own woman oti and proudly labeling yourself as an SJW against "toxic masculinity," and you've got one helluva mentally deranged man fighting some major inner demons who's attempting to use comedy as a way to deal with it, and failing miserably. Vermin    10:46, 28 January 2015 (EST)

New video

OK, so apparently Peter finally gave in and posted a video (which he quickly privatized) of him and Ashleigh together. I didn't get to see it before he privatized it, and didn't feel like scouring 8chan or wherever for a copy of it, so I didn't watch it.

It appears the bracefaced woman may in fact be Ashleigh Burt. Her mother Susan's Facebook seems to back this up, as it features the same photos of the two of them together, plus this Instagram-filtered Vegas photo.

But Peter's posting of this video and proving Ashleigh is a real girl and Harrison is a real baby is a major derailment from the actual drama at hand. He's suffering from a mental illness where he feels the need to pretend to be his own Asian girlfriend and then play a Sinthetics love doll off to be his wife. I'm assuming Ashleigh is well-aware of his mental condition, and is simply coming to his aid by posing in a video for him. He's been relentlessly mocked for a while now, and his behavior on Twitter clearly reflects that. Perhaps they are married, but not living together on account of his mental illness? Between the content of his videos and the conspiracy surrounding him, there's a good chance a woman and her baby would want to keep a safe distance.

We at ED aren't interested in hiring PIs or stalking this guy irl or anything, or attacking him or the people in his life. Our goal is to document his bizarre behavior oti and hopefully help him come to terms with the fact that he's got some sort of mental disorder that he's publicly flaunting and possibly bringing danger to the people around him. Anyone else care to weigh in on this? Vermin    12:19, 30 January 2015 (EST)

  • Until I see the video I'm not changing anything. The fact there is a real woman doesn't really refute anything written here. The theory is that there is a real woman as well as a doll and that the woman isn't actually his wife and probably unaware that he is claiming that she is. The mother's facebook account is suspected of being his sock and the woman in the video (I could only see the first frame) doesn't have the same color as the "doll" pictures that are supposedly recent. Until the person claiming to have hired the PI or someone else provides definitive proof, or until Coffin provides it or unprivets the video and it's content verifies she is married to him, I am okay with leaving the article the way it is with a big question mark hanging over this being true or not.   oddguy   12:55, 30 January 2015 (EST)
No, don't change anything! No one made that suggestion. We're merely discussing the subject of the article on its talk page here. The biggest thing is that if this were this guy's first offense, there *might* be some room to believe him to some degree. But this is the same lunatic who was brutally exposed for pretending to be his own 18-year-old Japanese girlfriend for over a year. I wonder when he finally gives up this doll game if he'll write it off as another catphishing?
It's too bad we're experiencing a bug where users can't register new accounts and locking 8chan out of ED as a result, or else someone from /cow/ would have likely posted a mirror of that privatized video by now. I'm sure a copy of it exists somewhere.
Peter is deffo in damage control mode after following up his private video with re-tweets of his fans and fellow SJWs, and of course spamming his Patreon link in his tweets in an effort to take full advantage of his sympathetic supporters. Hey, it worked for Anita, it can work for him too, right? He's really utilizing his mental illness and his trendy anti-GG stance as a way to take advantage of the sympathy of others through crowdfunding and make an easy living off making unfunny YouTube videos. Welcome to 2015. Vermin    14:17, 30 January 2015 (EST)
Here it is, thanks to a new user. That Scottish accent tho! Vermin    10:24, 14 February 2015 (EST)
I dunno. Looking at the hundreds of pics of Ashleigh and then looking at this girl...I don't think they're the same person. There is also another video out there of Ashleigh where she holds up a sign with her Twitter hashtag in front of her mouth and then speaks. She has a thick Scottish accent. http://petercoff.in/post/14362075393/nihileigh-proof-video-my-silly-accent Compare her to braces girl. They sound nothing alike. How does Peter explain this? Does he think nobody will notice? And I'm not a lawyer but...I think asking people for money for a fake surgery is probably against the law.

Peter Coffin video


  CobaltCat 16:38, 3 February 2015 (EST)

This video pretty much supports my above theory about this guy. It's documented that he quit working so he could be a stay-at-home YouTube entertainer, and he realized the only thing that got him attention before was his fake girlfriend psychosis. Google AdSense doesn't pay for living expenses, especially when your videos are mostly boring and unfunny.
So now he's back in the spotlight with the love doll shit, and he's aligned himself with the trendiest nonsense on the internet these days, being an anti-GG SJW. As soon as people began mocking him, he began spamming his Patreon and has been watching the money roll in as a result. I'd say taking advantage of the sympathy and stupidity of others is a clever sort of internet scam, and he's utilizing this method like Anita did with her haters. Given this is likely his only source of income atm, he'd be a fool to give up the gig. Vermin    10:42, 6 February 2015 (EST)

I dedicate this video to Peter Coffin

And all the anti-GG/lazy attention whores jumping on the bandwagon of profiting off the internet instead of working an actual job and making an honest living. Fuck all of you.  Vermin    12:37, 15 February 2015 (EST)

not to be a conspirecy fag but...

  • ... What happened to her accent? In the first video Peter posted of her to prove she's real she covers her mouth and talks in a heavy, Scottish accent. In the final "debunking" video she has no accent at all......... Could it be that she's not his wife after all and is just someone who's in on his scam? ... Just a thought I wanted to put out there.   oddguy   16:16, 21 February 2015 (EST)
Not only that, the entire tone of her voice changed. Like, it's not the same voice at all. Sounds like two completely different people. Also, how come Peter is this big shot YouTube celeb (ha!) but all of Ashleigh's photos are grainy and taken with a cheap camera? If she was a real girl who was that obsessed with posting photos of herself, you'd think she'd wanna do it with a better camera.
  • The doll and the actual girl are obviously not the same person. As for the voice- my guess is that she's in on it with him and he asked her to make a video doing a Scottish accent to verify she's real (and she also sounded different because she distorted her voice a bit in what she believed a scot sounds like) but forgot to have her do it again in the second video... This is just a theory. I'll note it in the article later.   oddguy   11:18, 22 February 2015 (EST)
  • Here's my theory: The video of "My Silly Accent" is of some girl he found somewhere on the internet. What does she say in the video? She says it's to prove to people that she's not an old man. Nobody ever accused her of being an old man. As for the sign she holds up? Peter is experienced with video editing software. The original girl holds up a sigh of her screen name to prove she's a real person. Peter takes that, edits out her name, edits in Ashleigh's screen name. Just a guess. But I don't think Brace Face and Silly Accent girl are the same people. — Preceding comment added by Sonicdeehedgehog (talk • contribs), who is TOO FAST to sign their own comments.
This *is* conspiracy fag shit. I guarantee he's laughing his ass off if he's reading this section. This is where you reach the point of "too deep." Without definitive proof, analyzing the voices and accents of women in videos is nothing short of obsessive and loony. Vermin     10:24, 26 February 2015 (EST)
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