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CopperCab
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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Ginger Gone Butthurt.....rite?
Template:Youtube2, aka Michael shithole, is a Christfag, ginger, redneck, and 18-year-old yank butterton with a speech impediment, dental plan, and possible bipolar. He It is butthurt about his its lack of soul and is on a rage quest to let the world know just how gangsta a coppertop can be. Coppatoppa lets on to the public eye of the tubes that the South Park episode 'Daywalkers' 'Ginger Kids' (being srs bznz) has led him to consider an heroism. He cares to inform you that gingers, unlike Jew, have souls, and he will keep making videos to demonstrate this ad nauseum. Needless to say, once the ever present, never forgetting, never forgiving viewers of yootoob and everything Nets became aware of this, the gears of the Internet Hate Machine started slowly turning, and great lulz ensued. Many EDiots are preparing for another Youtube Civil War. Below is a the amalgamation of the videos which show his rage; if you want to see something interesting then try watching them all at the same time.
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South Park parodies CopperCab
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Typical CockerFap haiter
Sadly, as fucking stupid as CopperCab is, at least 42% of his haters are even worse. Amazingly enough, this fucktard thought it was a good idea to try to join in on gangbang on CopperCab even though he is OVER 9000 times the retarded faggot that CopperCab is:
The faggotry doesn't stop there. Other videos on the account feature his jailbait sister and others, and this orgy of retards could very well be the next internet lulz gold mine.
A faggot werewolf Hates Copperfag
On May 26, 2010, a challenger appeared: AlphaWerewolff. After months of being compared to Coppercab, AlphaWerewolff decided the best way to become more like Coppercab was to become his friend. This attempt failed, and on October 11, 2010, AlphaWerewolff decided to join the Coppercab haters.
The irony in this is both AfaggotWerewolf and Copperfag both suck Daffy Duck's dick.
Ranter Gonna Rant!
This mother fucker comes out with part 2 of his dumb ass rant about southpark ginger. So here is a little diddly of a video to tell his ass to shut the fuck up.[[File:]]
CopperCab tries to address Slavery and Blacks
Apparently, CopperCab heard that Black People have "soul"....and somewhere in that non-sentient, non-sapient blob of neural matter in his (red)head he craves what he doesn't (and can never) have.
In a feeble attempt to simulate the emotion of "empathy", CopperCab takes the courageous and controversial position that slavery is "bad". He then activates the "Fake Weeping" subroutine. It is possible he believes that by befriending an actual Black Person, he might understand what a "soul" is. Possibly by breaking several actual Black People open and examining the parameters of their nervous system.
Maybe they can teach him how to dance. I mean moves other than "The Robot."
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CopperCab HATES Boxxy
On January 15, 2011, Coppercab decided that He would blame Boxxy for all his problems in life. In his new video he said that Boxxy is responsible for all the trolls that have been targeting him. He even starts crying towards the end of the video, he even goes as far to claim that Boxxy is the creator of all the trolls on the internets, and that the only reason she is back is because of cash. Also on his channel, you can see the banner at the top calling himself "King of /b/" lol. Also despite making videos of Boxxy, the beginning of the video, you will lulz moar then you will care. BAU8H
CopperCab Fun Facts
- CopperCab has multiple personalities, one being a non-racist christian ginger and the other a straight up nigra ginger dat needs sum chikins
- CopperCab gots the same rights as everyone on yootoob
- CopperCab can make videos whenever, and however he wants
- CopperCab don't care what you say, so get outta here!
- Coppercab has contemplated suicide.
- Coppercab's favorite genre of music is rap, next to DUBSTEP; HE FUCKING LOVES DUBSTEP
- CopperCab knows it's not okay to make fun of black and white and mexicans and all that
- CopperCab has big lips like a dick suckin' BAWWWWWWWin' nigra
- CopperCab believes that the stereotype for gingers is some new shit that just happened yesterday
- CopperCab doesn't give a fuck if you think his singing is bad
- CopperCab just wants us all to get along...FAG!
- CopperCab is a ginger and proud of it
- CopperCab like all gingers, lacks a soul, he also lacks a gallbladder
- CopperCab has a message for all you fuckin' haters out there. Alright bro? Alright broskies?
- CopperCab puts up with enough shit at school! and doesn't deserve to be treated like crap
- CopperCab thinks South Park is serious business
- CopperCab knows you want him to stop making videos, but HES NOT GANNA!!!!
- CopperCab is fucking fat, so if he's in any way Irish he sure as hell has no idea what a potato famine is
- CopperCab needs to get laid!
- CopperCab can bite back. (gromph)
- CopperCab is just doin' his own thing, man!
- CopperCab hates the fact that y'all misconstroood, the fucking video.
- CopperCab knows we wouldn't understand his depression
- CopperCab likes to rage like a ragefag.
- CopperCab hates Boxxy.
- CopperCab has a crush on Sharon
- CopperCab believes that niggas can say nigga, but whites can't.
- CopperCab thinks he can say ginger, but daywalkers and sane people can't.
- CopperCab dresses up as characters from 'Alice in Wonderland'
- CopperCab thinks you're his "Broski's."
- CopperCab enjoys Uwe Boll movies.
- CopperCab is a contributer to The Eunuch Archive.
- CopperCab plays Runescape
- CopperCab is a troll.
- CopperCab loves pumkins. Gaaaawd.
- CopperCab gave up on equality for gingers because he's now stalking a girl and thinks its a better use of his time.
- CopperCab thinks the girl he's stalking is his girlfriend.
- CopperCab has no real friends because of his internet dramaz.
- CopperCab is still in high school even thou he's like 21 he still pretends he's only 18.
- CopperCab's twitter and tumblr accounts need to be talking down.
- CopperCab is racist.
- CopperCab is a Nazi.
- CopperCab is Hitlers grandson and wishes for the extermination of every other race on the earth except Gingers.
- Stop being trolled by a ginger.
- CopperCab's parents made videos stealing his camera and SUPPORTING him to curse! Way to go parents!
History of CopperCab
Twas before November, South Park made an episode, trolling gingers. After being made fun of at school, CopperCab experiences extreme butthurt and, like any other asshat, takes his raeg out on the teh interwebz, creating his first video. After loads of butthurt from Template:Youtube2, CopperCab makes a second video full of screaming and how much he hates the haters. He then makes a third video, trolling more on Template:Youtube2. After a series of bullshit CopperCab posted a message on his YouTube page stating that he talked to Template:Youtube2 in private, claiming that he was actually a cool guy. However, this wasn't the end of his problems. Much to the disliking of CopperCab, The internet was flooded with over 9000 remixes despite the fact that the videos had only been up for about 2 weeks. CopperCab then makes a video about how he's so angry at the remixes and that we don't have the right to make fun of him. (But he doesn't care, so it's all good.) Soon after, South Park makes an episode parodying him, following hilarity and butthurt from the ginger community. Fueled by rage and semen, CopperCab makes his 7th video, asking why the media is doing this again. This currently leaves Teh CoppaToppa Chronicles to a "To be continued..." status.
The Soulless Ginger-Fuck Himself
CopperCab in general is a fat, soulless ginger with a dental plan who has Tourette's syndrome. He is pretty much a minor Chris-Chan clone, but isn't nearly as much of an inconsiderate fucktard. He is a newfag to life, and believes that the term "Ginger" was created last Thursday by South Park, when in reality, the word "Ginger" has been used since the dawn of man. He also believes that everyone has the right to make videos. Half of his videos are him BAAAWWWWWing about how much his life sucks, and the other half rants on about how gingers are always getting discriminated, claiming that blacks, asians, and mexicans are never called names (like nigger, rice nigger, and mexican). He usually films his videos in weird-ass places, such as an alleyway or a park. This is obviously and attempt to lure us away from the fact that he is a basement-dwelling bastard. Often times, he attempts to unite ginger colonies to zerg rush haters, while constantly referring to gingers as their own separate race. This is far from the truth as gingers do not deserve to be one separate race. He frequently denies his destiny of an heroism, claiming that if he died, haters and trolls will have victory and become winrar. He makes up having friends while also making up sob-stories to trick us into believing that he isn't an antisocial lowlife. However, his main source of lulz does not come from the above facts. No; CopperCab is an epic lolcow because of his constant random-tantrums. As said above, he has multiple personalities: one being a calm-like, troubled, ginger who only wants to make things right by informing everybody that he has gone through enough in life, while the other is a verbal Bruce Lee who will ear-rape you for your sins. During these shoops of da whoops, he will usually do hand and face motions that look so fucking weird that it just makes him evern more lulzy. The aftermath of these RAGE explosions usually results in him staring into our souls as if he was thinking of diabolical plots to steal them in his envy-fueled mind. He suffered from massive butthurt when faithful internet users mass flagged his facebook account, causing him to be banned, resulting in lulz and win.
Parodies arounds teh internetz
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CopperMomandDad
CopperMomandDad (who probably aren't even his real parents anyway) exposed the idiots of the internet to the fact that CopperCab has been trolling this whole time, but mutants will protect their young. The "parents" created videos in attempts to avoid any additional pain to their son. CopperMomandDad are quite 1337 for being brother and sister. The inbreeding within the CopperFamily has taken several generations, but has been a great success in the advancement of the mutant movement. As explained in the fun facts, they are supporting their supposed-to-be-abbortioned fag ginger. :D
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Notable Quotables
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Quotes by CopperCab
The Many Faces of CopperCab
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CopperCab Impersonating Azns. -
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He's either trying to steal your soul or is going to fist his camera. -
Bitches Don't Know Bout His Soul. -
NO U!
YouTube Comments
You are bound to see these comments:
- R.I.P
- This isn't funny anymore.
- You have no Soul
- Your always yelling
- you have more issues than i realized.Normal rational people would not be pissed off and go on an anger rampage when posting a youtube video.
- To bad you didnt die on the operating table
- LOL ,YOU have a penis shapped head ... PENIS HEAD
- I heard he died after he uploaded this.
- Anger issues, hmm I wonder what would make them think that? Perhaps the persistent shouting and whining like a bitch.
- your eyes are really fucking close together.........
- You're like a big red pissed off lobster...
- My favorite pissed off Strawberry is back
- Vagina Forehead
- Oh My God! Get a fire extinguish-Oh, that's his hair...
- FAT FUCK!
- You're sick of OUR Shit? Hey, Jackass....maybe if you weren't such a whiny, emo drama queen, people wouldn't be sick of YOUR shit.
- Dear coppercab i find you to be an extremely butt-hurt nublet who plays runescape (so do i but im cool) Your just a little rage fag ginger whom rips his ideas from people >:( i fucking hate you soooooo much i cant describe me hate for you i hate your ginger ass i hate your ginger parents i hope after reading this message you will cry yourself to sleep for 5 years then die you FUCKING boob GOD im soooo pissed off just thinking about you makes me want to kill baby monkeys. Just fucking destroy your computer and burn the pieces and i want you to know you 3 are the only gingers i hate not cause your hair not cause your freckles because you FUCKING TROLL SOOOO MUCH. GO DIE IN A PIT
- Have you got aids from your transgendered friend?
- I want to kill you in your fat fuck of a bed.
- If you want ginger kids then why is your transgendered partner not ginger?
- Your a complete fail but at least your dead now!!!!
- Fuck the Fuck off you Cherry Kool-aid Haired Caulksucker!
Dox
- Location: Washington, DC
- UPDATE - HE PICKS IT UP AND IT WORKS! SO TROLOLOLOLOL HIM BY SAYING RANDOM THREATS! LOL!
Phone: (202) 657-5243
External Links
- CopperCab - His main channel.
- CopperCabRS
- CopperMomAndDad - A parody channel of coppercab's pretending to be his parents.
- T-Shirts - CopperCab sells T-shirts.
- CopperCab on Twitter
CopperCab on Tumblr(404'd)
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