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Warning!
ADF-Fuensalida's response to trolling and flaming is to REPORT ALL TROLLING, so take lots of screencaps or risk losing the lulz forever.

His photos are also not for the feint of heart or those with easily queasy stomachs.


A 25-year-old un-fabulous gender bending ASPIE Narutard with an no sense of fashion whatsoever, ADF-Fuensalida is a TARTlet who has a persecution complex to rival that of Teruchan. Like any good weeaboo with strong opinions, ADF likes to draw existing animu characters out of character as soapboxes for his political and LGBT stances. If anyone comments on his attention-whoring ways, he dismisses it loudly in his journal as Socialist/Republican/White Supremacist/Fundamenatlist Christian hate mail/flames/death threats and insists that McCain supporters and the GOP are after him. Keep dreaming, dumbass. He doesn't seem to grasp that his haters aren't anti-gay/anti-Hispanic/anti-Obama, they're just anti-HIM.

Felicia-hime's Current DevianTART ID. He draws himself as a tranny.
DO NOT WANT.

The "Artist" a.k.a. Felicia-hime

Felipe, or Felicia as he prefers to be addressed, has been a member of DevianTART for little over two years, but in that period of time has managed to crap out over 1,400 pieces of "art". Despite displaying a lack of anything that resembles skill or variety, he somehow has managed to acquire a gaggle of about 200 or so watchers. Another trait which differentiates Felicia-hime from other fucktards is that he/she is notorious for hiding comments quicker than a ninja. Either that, or he/she just sits at his/her computer and pounds the F5 key all day and all night.

 
Suddenly support for McCain has increased dramatically...in Colorado!
 
A rare autographed Christmas Kourine Narumi; signed by ADF and   Kourine!
 
ADF's crack DYKE pairing: Kourine Narumi and Sakura Haruno.
 
He's got us now
 
Pick the worst ideologies and fandoms in the world, mash them together and this is what you get.

Ko-chan High School

He dwells in the media of micro-tip pens, pencils, colored pencils, and Crayola/Roseart markers. Felicia-hime loves to draw gay porn, chick sex, OC animu schoolgirls, and cross dressed men. His current OC gay series, Ko-chan High School, will end by February 2009.

   
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It would probably go something like this: (I'm not A BIG FAN OF THIS, I DON'T THINK THIS WAY, SO MY APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE.)

I would wake up, and pack my essentials, CUFFS, PADDLE, ETC, as well as schoolbooks and stuff. Then, I head to school by subway train, paddle in hand. On campus, I begin my slaughter of butt-whacking with the paddle before the 1st start of the bell. I do my work of course, studying, answering questions, then LUNCH comes. OH YES -- I would go sit next to my victim and steal their lunch, only to entice them into getting mad, so I have a reason of cuffing them to the table, gagging them. School students would watch as always as I whack them on the butt harshly, enjoying to hear their muffled screams of pain. Some people would cheer on.

After an hour of torturing them at lunch, the rest of the classes begin. After class, I meet up with a few friends and chat like a normal person and head home.

I guess that is how it would go. Again I don't know if that WOULD be it, so forgive me
 

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— Kourine, explaining her character, Kourine Narumi role in Ko-chan High School, 17 October 2007

Who is the creator of Kourine Narumi, tries to clarify during the interview that Ko-chan High School is a doujinshi series. Totally fan-made by ADF-Fuensalida and that she has no real role as to contribution to the series, other than permission to draw her various OC characters.

   
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Oh...shit. *laughs* I find it amusing since she doesn’t really act like that. And the Yaoi Paddle on her is just something different and to the 'Omake Ko' that you have grown to love ^_^.
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—Kourine, trying to make sense of Kourine Narumi yaoi paddle nonsense on Ko-chan High School, 17 October 2007

Ko-chan High School - Prototype for a Seme/Uke Apartheid Government?

Some people even believe that one of ADF's goals is to create a "new world order" where people are ruled at the end of a yaoi paddle, to set up an Apartheid system where people are classified by if their either seme or uke...and some have even made the outrageous claim that Ko-chan High School is an idealistic prototype of that said new world order.

   
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Can you imagine...a yaoi government running things X3
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— ADF-Fuensalida imaging his faggoted form of government.

   
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The cops would carry paddles instead of guns X3
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— ADF, talking about the enforcers of such Yaoi apartheid government.

Also, ADF-Fuensalida, whenever he gets new watchers on his DevianTART account, he adds them into his journal under his DA Family, ranking them either Seme or Uke. This system of Yaoi/Yuri Designation started on 23 July 2008, just weeks before this article was first written.

   
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How did this magical argument come to be? Believe me, it didn't just spring up over night. One day all of a fucking sudden I had a label on me, presented to me by a former friend, ADF-Fuensalida. All of a sudden I was the weak-ass little uke on his special people list and that all of a sudden gave him a special pass to write me disturbing messages about how he was going to beat me with a paddle and drew one too many pic for my liking of me tied up in bondage. I was rather surprised and all together pissed off that all of a sudden I had become a butt of ADF's hot sexy yuri jokes. And you know me. I'm too hot headed to let anyone get away with making a fool out of my name. So I sprung the first attacks. Speaking from memory I went about it all wrong, resporting to something as low as trolling.
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— ZabuKawaii, starter of The Great Uke Intifada of 2008 , quoted on 28 October 2008

Relations and Conflicts with Kourine

For a gay effeminate male, ADF obsesses unhealthily over his IRL "friend",   Kourine, who has shunned him upon realizing that he's just a pathetic attention-seeking whore who likes to think the world is against him. Being the go-getter he is, ADF made a few public arguments against her decision in his DA journal. His creepy obsession with Kourine extends well into his art, as well, where he draws Kourine's anime self involved in a lesbian relationship with various female characters, most notably Sakura from Naruto. Not only is he completely wrapped up in this character and several of Kourine's others, but he's also under the impression that other people on DA actually care that she pulled her own creations off the internet. Being a self-absorbed cunt, ADF immediately responded to the news with a petition. Additionally, it seems our deluded queen is now trying to BECOME Kourine as her name and other variations of it are on his list of names he wishes to be addressed by.

Kourine responded by Revoking permission for Felicia to draw her Original Characters . This permission for Felicia was granted from 20 September 2005 until 11 September 2008. During that said time frame, Kourine allowed ADF-Fuensalida to produce a total of nearly OVER NINE THOUSAND fanarts!

   
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STOP DRAWING MY CHARACTERS!!! Have your character fall for someone else! If I see another picture with my characters ANYWHERE in your pictures, I WILL do something about it!! We are through!
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—Kourine, 11 September 2008

In defiance of Kourine's order, Felicia then got his Character Akihito pregnant with Kourine's male character, Canis. All in a clever attempt to hit Kourine up for Child Support!

   
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BTW, Kourine is now a GRANDMOTHER! How so you ask? Her Character Canis and My Character Akihito has a child now between the two, his name is Ariel Sagara, He looks a lot like Akihito (the Mother) but has Canis's Eyes and hair color (the Daddy!) .
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— Felicia, threatening to take Kourine to Family Court if she fails to accept the faggoted Grandchildren, 10 October 2008

In a scant two months after Ariel Sagara's Birth. Kourine retaliated with a troll attack against ADF-Fuensalida shortly after Christmas on 28 December 2008. She organized members of Let's Play Forum to spam this message:

   
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You will get what is coming to you. Karma will kick in and bite you in the ass so hard, you don't know what will hit you. Also, I'm tired of hearing about your fucking syndrome shit and your fucking gay pride. we know you are here and queer and you have that assburgers things.
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— Kourine, 28 December 2008

Politics

As stated earlier, he is a left-wing liberal who supports gay marriage, Barack Obama and everything else you associate with liberals. Except the part where he says every gay should riot and own a gun and shoot every single straight person in sight for not allowing gay marriage. The tub of lard's support was so strong that his favorite insult towards trolls was "McCain Supporter". However, several months after Obama became President, ADF decided to rage over the fact that Obama did nothing to help the homos get married. He seems to not realize that a President is not a fucking genie. The fact that ADF is focused entirely on LGBT rights speaks much of how incredibly moronic a person he she it is. ADF has gone as far as comparing the passing of Proposition 8 in California to the apartheid government of South Africa. Some how not allowing fags to marry is equivalent to treating a population as second rate citizens. ADF has even claimed areas like San Fransisco and Los Angeles to be "gay homelands", when everybody knows that Key West, Florida is the gay homeland!

Australatina

In case you see this word pop up but have no idea what the hell it is, it's his make believe land whenever he feels down.

ADF's Thoughts on Anonymous

Recently our favourite glitterfag decided to do what any properly indignant target of ridicule eventually does, throw a highly misinformed tantrum in the form of a shitty picture. More fascinating than the unintentional self-referential humor regarding shit-for-brains is the blob's commentary on anonymous:

   
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4CHAN TROLLS ARE NOTHING BUT CYBER-FASCISTS!

Have the Ku Klux Klan print goddamn T-shirts for you!

You people who sit on your fat asses who prey on people who are not white, Christian, heterosexual, and has a different opinion from your twisted fucked up right-wing ideology!

YOU ARE NOTHING BUT NEO-NAZI THUGS!!!!
 

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—Adf getting butthurt and failing to understand the definition of 'fascist'

Quotable Princess Felicia

   
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Yet, I have a few people here and in real life who are afraid of all the recent changes. Some people I was friends with, have this irrational fear my yaoi-driven revolution in self-esteem and confidence. It's almost as if they don't want me strong - preferring weakness, conformity, and regulation over liberty and progressive freedom.
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— Felicia, in a journal entry on DA, 12 June 2008

   
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All this frustration with the world and is leading to one thing, Sasuke Angst! I write this to you in frustration at almost the end this semester. I have made a lot of progress in the last few months trying to define myself and what I am. I am more open to everyone, I am out to everyone about my sexuality. Yet, a few people are worried and are afraid of all these changes that are happening. Do these people know that I am my own person? Oh well, Maybe I should start writing poetry and cutting myself.
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— Felicia, about his Sasuke emo-fag obsession, 29 April 2008

   
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The Homophobes responsible will be punished! PUNISHED!
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— Felicia, brandishing his yaoi paddle

   
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Neo-conservatives tend to ALWAYS scapegoat and blame someone else because THEY cannot take responsibility for their own actions and decisions!!!
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— ADF, calling the kettle black

   
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Lastly, this is very common sense, but please do not ask where I go to school at or where I live. I do not want that information out and in the hands to John McCain supporters who really want to do to serious harm to me or even try to kill me.
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— ADF, being paranoid and self-important

   
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Not talking with your friends is the same as what America is doing now with regards to how its throwing it's weight as a superpower. Unilateralism, not willing to talk with our allies and enemies, and always using force will ensure isolation of the US. This is why I'm so strongly involved in the presidential election
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— Spacewhale ADF swimming in a galaxy of fail


Canadian?

Sauces say that ADF is in fact NOT Canadian, as he would have the internets believe. According to the woman who shunned him, he lives in New Jersey:

   
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But you might ask yourself, "it says he lives in Canada, so why should be worry about the US?"

Answer: HE LIVES 15 MIN. AWAY FROM ME IN NJ!!!! He is a US citizen, born and raised here. He is all 100% American, so don't let his lies fool you. He goes to same college I go to, and he is very much NOT on Canadian soil.

Also, he has no accent guys. If you seen his video on YT about him dressed up in his "attire" and having an accent that is suppose to be Mexican or Scottish while he is Canadian, that is all a lie.
 

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— Kourine, on ADF's nationality.

Plus Phillip works at the Wawa at 6001 Harbison Avenue Philadelphia, PA 19135, which would be one hell of a fucking commute from Canadia.


DEVIANTART V7 IS TEH WORK OF NAZI HOMOPHOBES!!!11!!!@!121!!!eleven!!

File:DA V7 REQUIRES Gender II by ADF Fuensalida.jpg
This is what he's whining about. Yes, we're being completely serious.
 
TR0LLHAMMEREN uses Logic! It's not very effective...
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IM PRESSIN CHARGES!!!

Lateley, ADF has been having a BAWWWW fit because the newest version of devianTART forces TARTlets to specify their gender. He has stirred up massive amounts of drama over this, and made several pieces of "art" to protest the evil, neo-nazi DA admins, who MUST be the reincarnations of Joseph Stalin, since they obviously hate transgendered people.

He has even gone so far as to threaten legal action against deviantART over this gender box thing.

He has even told all his watchers to call their local attorney general, and bitch about how deviantART is being cruel to all the men who wish they were little girls!!! Several attorney generals across the U.S. are laughing their asses off and hanging up at this very minute.

Be sure to inform ADF that HE IS STILL A MAN, AND THEREFORE SHOULDN'T GIVE A SHIT.

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ADF-Fuensalida Cash

 

Hey deviantART admins,

My name is ADF-Fuensalida, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-life breeders who spend every second of their day creating updates that let you look at our gender. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever called yourself a girl 7 years before getting your sex change? I mean, I guess it's fun asking us what our real gender is because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than people finding out that I don't actually live in Canadia.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I've cosplayed as every single character from Naruto, and got an article on Encyclopedia Dramatica. What articles have you ever gotten, other than the "I'M SO AWESOME" page of your own blogs that no one reads. I also get straight F's, and have a fat faux-lesbian girlfriend (She just ate out my imaginary pussy; Shit was SO kawaii) You are all homophobes who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.

ADF's Unstoppable "Phantom Gang"

When talking to certain people, ADF has been known to impersonate several different characters in an attempt to make himself seem more tough. These personas include Sakura, Sasuke and his OOC lesbian version of Kourine. These comments, however, only manage to make him seem even more of a pussy than he already is...

   
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Sasuke: You are a dobe, DOBE!
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— ADF...I mean Sasuke calling out TARTlet ZabuKawaii.

   
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Sasuke: I am SASUKE, BUTTMUNCH!!!!
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— ADF providing proof that he is, indeed, Sasuke

   
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Sasuke: *turns on Sharingan* DIE BITCH!!!
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— When name calling doesn't work the death threat is always a great failsafe.

   
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Sakura: CHA! LEAVE SASUKE ALONE!!!!
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— ADF defending himself defending himself.

   
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Kourine: *rolls eyes* I hope Sasuke writes an ED article on YOU someday!
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— Because imaginary characters can make ED articles.

   
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Sasuke: I'm telling YUKINA, She's ADF's BEST FRIENDS
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— When impersonating an anime character doesn't work, enlist the help of a popular artist. It never fails!

   
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Kourine: Leave Sasuke-kun alone!
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— Pulling a Chris Crocker.


ADF, Austism and Austists

 
He even has his own Megan.

Like all the top deviants, ADF has asperger. His stamps suggest that he is not only a gay martyr, but persecuted asspie as well. Even stranger is that even though he preaches equality, he indentifies himself as a supporter of CWC trolling. This is somewhat ironic, as ADF is pretty much exacly what CWC would be if he wasn't closeted. These two autistic manchilds characterize trolls in completely opposite ways. For him 4chan is a right wing conspiracy for Chris it's a bunch of devil worshipping homos trying to drive him from the STRAIGHT PATH.

He has stated that the official reason why he hates Chris is that he is "the homophobic, racist, arrogant, perverted, autistic manchild that everyone loves to hate and hates to love". This is rather amusing, as ADF too is racistic, arrogant, perverted (50% of his stamps concern his fetishes, attempting to appear dark and edgy) autistic manchild. His only contribution to CWC trolling was an poorly drawn image he did only because he felt Chris had insulted Transformers with his shameless ripoffs, proving that he too is a manchild obsessed with toys.

As if this wasn't enough already, he has stated that he is a male lesbian. A gaybian.

 
ADF is an ASPIE.
 
The main cast of Ko-chan High School, ADF's fucked up yaoi paddle punishment series.
 
ADF's Yaoi collection, Yaoi paddle and toys!
 
God help you if you are fapping to this...

Still Fighting The Air

ADF-Fuensalida, still thinking Kourine is on his case, posted a journal entry on Wed Sep. 2, 2009 pretending not to be butthurt that he "discovered" some personal addresses on a couple sites, including ED.

He goes on thinking "Kourine or someone on Kourine's behalf," posted this to get at him for all the stuff that's happened and has previously threatened legal issues even though he has no idea who had done this, or could have quite possibly done it himself in an attempt to cause more trouble.

He also decides to sneak his way out of it by stating that he is Domiciled in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, key wording Domiciled in an attempt to install that finding him is very hard, when clearly one look at his picture and it's hard not to miss him wandering the streets. He also adds that they are his previous home and work addresses and has since moved.

Also Note: He has made no attempt what so ever to remove the addresses.

Responses

  • "Felicia is a fag." -Senator John McCain when asked his opinion of ADF in a Cheese Aisle at a Pennsylvania Supermarket
  • "Feleesha ees a terrorist." -Osama Bin Laden
  • "This guy a terrorizer? Well, if you say so..." -President George W. Bush
  • "I wouldn't mind if particular gays like you were gassed." -President Mahmoud Ahmedinejad of Iran
  • "Lolz. Epic fucking fail. Nothing wrong with promoting homosexuality/hating Bush/etc, but there's no need to be such a FAG about it. GTFO my internets, weeaboo." -Pat Robertson, from CBN's The 700 Club
  • "Holy fuck is this page still here? I thought it would have been taken down in order to save humanity." -Bill O'Reilly, FOX News Channel
  • "Man the harpoons!" -Reverend Fred Phelps, The Westboro Baptist Church
  • "Even though I don't mind McCain dying in a plane crash, your very existence offends me in politics and art." -Bob Ross
  • " I don't accept his endorsement." -Baraka Obama
  • "God hates faggots." -Shirley Phelps
  • "Not in ADF's magical world of rainbows. In there Naruto is american, Suigetsu has green hair, Sasuke Sakura jump to any innocent aspie's need and beatings on a regular bases are tolorated if not craved by the masses by the he-she that rules over them all with an iron paddle!" - ZabuKawaii, 6 October 2008
  • "Your art work is a hate crime against the human form."-Sean Hannity, FOX News

Channel


Trivia

Philadelphia, PA 19124 and his job is at 6001 Harbison Avenue Philadelphia, PA 19135

ADF's "Art"

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Fanart by and of ZabuKawaii (with a side order of Lemonice)

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    ADF embarrasses other traps.
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    Kourine Narumi fanart by   ZabuKawaii.
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      ZabuKawaii could not stand ADF's paddlings via Kourine Narumi.
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    Go Zabuza!
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    JUST SAY NO TO PADDLES!
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Fanart by others

Feel free to add to teh gallery by submitting your own MS Paint masterpieces and prize-winning notebook doodles!

See Also

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