Fucking internet

Apparently, the internet is the cause of all real life problems, especially those to do with accidentally broadcasting DJs' live sets from large outdoor European festivals on to the radio. Once that happens, it's pretty easy to fix, because you can just recall radio waves and have them destroyed. But when someone copies them on to their hard disk and they get on to teh internets, ending up as shit quality, crawlingly slow download links off of one single forum, it's SO fucking difficult to get rid of them.

Blame the internet for Dick Impalement.

First Sightings

Sable didn't use goggles.

This lame meme was popular between about 10 people in September 2006 on music drama website DogsOnAcid, along with a large variety of other shit memes such as she built her own plane, cocknose standard, rhyming sigs and I can't remember what the fuck else because most of it was lame even though secretly I masturbated to most of it at work.

Theme Song

Fucking internet has its own theme song.

It's an open and shut case of love at first sight

Am I one or a million you better choose right

Take a chance on me, I'll drive you out of your mind

Can we seal the deal or will you leave me behind?

*backing* fucking internet

I see you looking at me

*backing* fucking internet

So what's it gonna be

*backing* fucking internet

I know what you like

Baby just call me and I'll come over tonight

It's a simple yes or no question, you want me or not

Is there someone else who gets you this hot?

I've got a secret hidden deep inside

Just pick me up and I'll take you for a ride

*backing* fucking internet

I see you looking at me

*backing* fucking internet

So what's it gonna be

*backing* fucking internet

I know what you like

Baby just call me and I'll come over tonight

*backing* fucking internet

I see you looking at me

*backing* fucking internet

So what's it gonna be

*backing* fucking internet I know what you like

Baby just call me and I'll come over tonight

External Links

Google knows of at least 59 times when someone on DOA has said "fucking internet" by accident. I, however know of at least 100 billion times when Jeryl has said it on purpose.