Fuckwit

Fuckwit, from the Latin fuckwitinus meaning a person who has fuck-all in the wits department (not even half). Mainly used by British wankers who have not yet learned the more vitriolic American epithet fucktard.

Larry The Cable Fuckwit

Using Fuckwit In Conversation

• Science Group Serve: Maintaining Balance on a Bicycle
  • "You are a fuckwit, for more than one reason. First, you rely on the almighty wiki as evidence and support for your bullshit. Second, you don't think about what you are claiming before you post. Third, you counter with not a single verifiable cite, just copious amounts of your bowel gas. And fourth, you are a fuckwit." -- Kadaitcha Man

• Ishkur's Fanmail
  • "After spending quite a bit time looking through your guide to electronic music i not only feel less intelligent but i also think you are a fuckwit." --underskore

• Biff Boy Of New Party Blog
  • "What a fuckwit you are. [...] I know for a fact that you are unlucky in life - you would fall into a bucket of tits and come out sucking your thumb. And we don't ban people at the drop of a hat -- we ban them cos they're arseholes like you, you dumbassed goat-botherer." -- Ken and Bemused

• The Spin Starts Here
  • "If your mobile phone makes that stupid Crazy Frog sound, you are a fuckwit. Ditto that singing chicken. If your mobile phone plays ‘jingle bells’ all year round, you are a fuckwit. If your mobile phone sounds like a very loud, old-fashioned bell telephone, again, you are a fuckwit. If your mobile phone sounds like a police, fire or ambulance siren, you are a complete fuckwit. If you are my friend Jayboy and your mobile phone chants 'I am not a terrorist, I am a servant of God,' you are slightly mentally disturbed, but still probably a fuckwit." -- Caz

• Disgruntled Goat
  • "If you were wondering, oh puss-riddled peach, the fecal splat you heard were your two loose brain-cells colliding with the inside of your skull when your entrance dumped you flat on your face. [...] This proves you are a fuckwit. And ultimately, your failure to recognize that this place is not alt.fuckwit.lovers proves you have no business here." --Winter

See Also

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