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Hyperstudio

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A typical Hyperstudio stack.

Hyperstudio is an edumacational tool created by wikipedophiles for fifth graders. Each stack contains a series of buttons and other navigation tools specifically designed to Goatse unsuspecting 10-year olds. It is common knowledge that by installing Hyperstudio on your computer, your house will be regularly broken into and your computer keyboard frothily masturbated upon by child molesters and/or Gary Coleman.

Origins of Hyperstudio

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Learn to use Hyperstudio!

Hyperstudio was created one day in the jungle when two monkeys were having buttsechs and one of them forgot to wipe their ass after taking a shit, so when the manlier of the monkeys pulled out, he had a large chunk of poop on his dick. He proceeded to wipe this poop off, and it was found later by archaeologists and turned into an application for Mac OS 9.

Hyperstudio Today

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Proper use of Hyperstudio.
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Hyperstudio is commonly used now by lazy black person to walk their dogs.

Last thursday, when someone figured out that Hyperstudio was used for the purpose of anal masturbation, they banned it from schools everywhere and started using Microsoft Office. However, no child will evar forget the day that the school told them they could no longer get a real education.

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