Registration has been disabled and the moderation extension has been turned off.

Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.

Alt tab

From Encyclopedia Dramatica
This is an old revision of this page, as edited by imported>Unknown at 04:18, 16 April 2011. It may differ significantly from the current revision.
(diff) ← Older revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)
Jump to navigation Jump to search
This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
HOLY SHIT Alt + Esc does the same thing only quicker!!!1
Everson quickly alttabs from his scat porn
Alt+Tab is a life saver!

Used to hide what you're looking at on the internets. If you live with your parents, surf the net at work, or you're a closet homo with a straight roommate, then your masturbation session includes lots of Alt+Tabbing. For instance, you might tab away from goatse back to Disney's website (or possibly the reverse, depending on how perverted Disney gets). Unfortunately, Alt+Tab will not pull your pants back on, nor remove the mystery goo from your hands.

Instructions

When someone walks into the room, calmly perform the following:

  1. Cum
  2. Freak out
  3. Try to pull pants up
  4. Remember that the porn is still on the screen
  5. Hold the Alt key
  6. Press Tab
  7. Tell your mom that you weren't jerking it to furry porn

Similar Maneuvers

Retrieved from "https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Alt_tab&oldid=469383"