Ibiza

Oakenfold mixed eight dozen of these.

An island in the Mediterranean whose chief exports are fags, shitty trance music by BT, and more fags. People go here to get extremely high, drunk, or both. It's full of fags on ecstasy and lisping Spaniards. Pronounced "Ee-bee-thuh," not "Ee-bee-zuh." Mispronounce it and you'll be shot by the homosexual techno elitists.

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