JonBenet Ramsey

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JonBenet was asking for it.

There once was a prostatot named JonBenet, whose parents fail at naming. However, someone, possibly from b, decided to terminate her career prematurely, causing much lulz, some internet drama, and resulting in some fucktard creating a 'Who killed Jon Bennett Ramsey page' which may have attracted up to 6 hits. This unfortunately didn't even make fail in terms of internet drama. At least they could have let her create and delete an LJ account first. Of course, massive amount of vids have been posted on YouTube by the emos.

The Autopsy Photos

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See Also

• Madeleine McCann (Another loli murdered by her parents.)

External Links

• JonBenet's wikipedo

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