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Kiwi Troll
Kiwi Troll is the name that has been allocated to two individuals who frequently visit /b/ of 4chan, causing mild anarchy by creating 'doubles' posts with the incentive of sexual reward, the majority of there threads appear to gather 250+ posts in minutes, the reason being, one of the individuals is a female, a rare sight - indeed.
Name
Apparently 'Kiwi' is a nickname of the male of the pair, but has since been allocated to both of them via there alias 'Kiwi Troll' as any smart individuals, they have not released any real information.
Just Troll'in
One of there greatest feats was when a thread was started on /b/ the image being a photo of 'Kiwi' and the unknown female holding a piece of paper which read - 'Post ending in doubles decides what I do with her' naturally /b/tards lurking at the time were amazed to be reminded that females exist - and begin rolling like no tomorrow, only to find that the first post had indeed been a doubles, 'penis in ear' being the request... 189 posts later, a photo appeared of 'Kiwi' putting some form of body part into the ear of the female, the unknown member is still being disputed, with about over 9000 people claiming it to be a "very skinny penis" and another 9000 people suggesting it is trickery and in actual fact - a finger. Following this event, about 7 different doubles had been rolled, (as /b/tards realized it may not indeed be a troll) and one fag linked tinychat... encouraging the op to enter and perform the ever increasing list of requests... the trolls entered the page and began to broadcast, about 40 faggots entered and began to bargain using the ever effective tits or gtfo, minutes later, after a fag had requested "sharpie in the pooper" 'Kiwi' lowered his clothing while the female inserted the sharpie into the pooper... serves the fuckers right for not being descriptive about the act they desired.
Tracking down Kiwi Troll
Newfags and particularly low lifed individuals began to search facebook for 'Kiwi' with no luck, as of yet no information has been found regarding the pair, although some fag claiming to know them IRL suggested the females name is Ava.
4chan continues to be retarded
4chan once again had an opportunity to gain some fresh content, but ruined any chance of tits by being particularly rude and demanding TITS OR GTFO, another point of interest is the fact that the two were mocked when in reality, the only reason the fags were interested was because they couldn't get pussy themselves.
Incest
Several individuals suggested that they are brother and sister, which invoked much hilarity as they do look quite alike.