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LUElinks
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LUElinks, abbreviated LL and now known as End of the Internet or ETI, is a website that was created in 2004 as a GameFAQs spinoff for LUEsers by LLamaGuy. It consists of a large user-rated link database and very lively message board. It is formerly known as LUElinks, a name which most users still prefer to use. LUElinks could be described as the jedi order of the internet, one cannot simply join this elite establishment - you are born as a LUElinker.
Even Urban Dictionary says that if you don't already have an invite, chances are that you will be more successful accessing Area 51.
However, according to rumors other reliable sources, LL doesn't even exist. But if it did, it'd be something pretty fucking awesome.
History
—LlamaGuy on the creation of LUElinks. | ||
LUElinks was originally planned to be a link database for LUEsers. Users would add a link and receive a code that would be given to other users to access via their LUElinks account, therefore allowing users to post porn and other ToS conflicting material openly without the fear of being suspended by butthurt GameFAQs mods. The system worked perfectly until the GameFAQs administration demanded mod access to review the material. When LlamaGuy refused (because he's not a bitch), the LL codes were no longer allowed to be posted on GameFAQs and LUElinks became a separate site.
Though a majority of the LUEsers opposed it, LUElinks was renamed to The Boards at the End of the Internet, or just End of the Internet, on February 27, 2009. Despite this, the old link continued to function, albeit with a redirect link. This was later changed to putting the link after a long series of spaces, before the domain finally changed to a mock domain expiration page on January 26, 2010 without any redirects.
Login page
The login page has gone through a few different designs but all have been mysterious and minimalistic, offering no genuine information about the site.
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Original login page. It was subject to some minor changes such as a "Lost Password" button but was always minimalistic.
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Implemented in November, 2005. Contained direct links to news articles taken from ETI. The "LUE" acronym had a randomly generated meaning.
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Implemented in February, 2009 along with the name and domain change. Based on the Mac OS X kernel panic alert. The original translations were rough and LG tasked users with fixing them.
LUEshi
LUEshi is the official mascot of LUE and LUELinks.
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DEAR GOD, IT'S NOT JUST LOOKING AT ME!
Wait, what's that? Wait, something clicked.
OH GOD I CAN UNDERSTAND FOREVER! I'M ASCENDING TO THE HIGHER PLANES AS I TYPE WHILE I REMAIN BOUND BY MATTER!
LUElinks - Kesha
Wake up in the morning feelin' kind of witty.
Put on my glasses I'm on LUElinks making posts that're shitty.
Before I login, don't brush my teeth, I just scrape off the plaque,
Because I'm a turbo virgin neckbeard and I'm pretty fat.
I'm trolling - talkin' about iphones iphones,
How much 360 pwns pwns,
Hear my stomach grown grown.
Kitchen, looking for something greasy.
But all I can find is wheaties.
Time to take a little tripsy.
Can't stop. Need some pop,
Mountain dew keeps me up.
All right, through the night,
Til I see the sunlight.
Tick-tock, I'll beat my cock,
And the luls just dont stop no,
Oh Ooh oh oh oh oh,
Oh Ooh oh oh oh oh.
