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Mantrain
Mantrain can refer to:
- A sex position in which a group of men are either penetrating each other in a line, or performing fellatio on each other in a circle.
- A griefer technique in World of Warcraft.
Gay Crap
This famous sex technique widespread among Homos have shocked at least 100 people on t3h intern3tz. Even in the Simpsons a reference was made, as shown at mantrain.net At leet conferences one can hear shouts for the mantrain, most common are:
- CHOOO CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- ALL ABOARD!
- JOIN THE MANTRAIN!
Many wankers meet in #pr0n on irc.pulltheplug.net to spank the monkey to various mantrain-alike pics.
Research & Development
Many scientists researched on the question of how many men are needed for a full circle, considering cock sizes and bellies - all in a completely scientific and professional manner. One of the discoveries resulting from this research was that if the critical mantrain mass is surpassed, the whole conglomerate may collapse into itself, causing a strange gaping phenomena.
Typical Reactions
These were the most common reactions among heterosexual men who were exposed to the sight of a mantrain:
13:22 <@scarry> $AUTHOR: DO IT 13:22 <@scarry> $AUTHOR: add more content 13:52 -!- dr3 [[email protected]] has quit [Excess Flood] 13:53 <@scarry> $AUTHOR: i would like to have some [Excess Flood] from you 13:53 <@scarry> all over my face 13:36 < rebel> heheeeeee 13:36 < rebel> *drools* 15:44 <@whoever#5> omfg 15:45 <@whoever#5> that picture is.. 15:46 <@whoever#5> dude, I love you (13:38:57) Niklas: wow (13:38:58) Niklas: i wanna be the locomotive 20:14 < BlueInferno> ALL ABOARD THE MAN TRAIN 20:14 < BlueInferno> :O 20:14 < BlueInferno> O: 20:15 < BlueInferno> I get middle seat 20:15 < BlueInferno> >:] 18:14 <@Dakman> lol mxn can i participate in the man train? 18:14 <@Dakman> dude btw thanks 18:14 <@Dakman> im in school right now 18:15 <@Dakman> now everyone thinks im gay
World of Warcraft
One of the features of World of Warcraft is a "follow" command, which sets your character to automatically follow another character. This ostensibly makes it easy for parties to stay together, and for others to lead you to difficult-to-find areas. However, there is also no ability to stop anyone from following you whenever they choose to - probably because it doesn't affect your character directly.
Building a mantrain is the first step - it's recommended to have at least four characters for a mantrain, including the one being followed. The best players to follow are newbies, and they'll often be anybody below level 10. Identifying a newbie is simple - when you begin following them their character will stop, visibly look around (they haven't mastered the camera yet), and then begin a series of jerking experiments to discover that, yes, you are following their every move.
Typical behavior for a mantrain is incessant chatter about irrelevant things - making sure to trigger the profanity filter as reasonably often as possible - and constant emotes, including /dance whenever the followed player stops for whatever reason. Voice emotes will allow you to flirt, tell jokes, and generally fill up the griefed player's speakers with bullshit. Send fast-running characters off to buy booze at inns whenever you run out - the 'drunk' messages will fill up the chat window even when your characters are being actively ignored.
The only escape from a mantrain is for the followed character to die in a dungeon and run into the wilderness after resurrecting at a graveyard, or for them to log off. An advanced griefing technique that may end up getting you banned is to add followed newbies to your friends-list so that you can follow them whenever they log on.
The final step is to watch for mention of your mantraining on the appropriate realm forum and lol.
