MyCrib

This is the logo for MyCrib.

A typical MyCrib user's default picture.

MyCrib is exactly like MySpace, except with more ghetto and no Tom. This makes it much less gay than MySpace, but there are a lot more wiggers, black people, goths, emos, more wiggers, baby punk rockers, and pirates, as if the Internet didn't have enough God damn pirates.

MyCrib runs on custom software written by the administrator, who apparently has no life. MyCrib is also taken down at least 100 times a week for "important updates" that either add features nobody uses, or do nothing at all. That being said, it still runs faster and has more uptime than MySpace.

People who use Mycrib probably think they are being cool and alternative by not using the more popular MySpace, but if they were, in fact, cool and alternative than they just wouldn't have even bothered with the fucking Internets anyway.

External Links

• MyCrib- Do NOT click this link. You have been warned.

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