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Nichole337
Nichole337 (Nichole Destiny Lee) is a YouTube singer from Salt Lake City, Utah, who sings along to music played through her computer speakers. She makes all her music videos in the same structure and is suspected to be a YouTube troll, as her singing shows no evidence of improving and she does not pay any attention to any of the criticism she receives. Despite the levels of fail, her videos are perfect material for use in a game of "You rage, you lose" on 4chan. She is a morbidly obese, buck-toothed, eunuch. Oh wait, that's a woman? It's 19? What? That's somehow worse. All her videos begin with a limp stare akin to that of a middle aged woman whose husband wants to have sex with her but it's really late at night so she just rolls over, stares at him blankly, languors on her fat back, spreads her mountainous legs, and waits for him to finish so she can go to sleep.
Typical Video Structure
- Start the recording from her webcam software.
- Click "Play" on her media playing software.
- Do that little side-to-side dance she does while the beginning of the song plays before any singing happens.
- Roll eyes occasionally while singing.
- ???
- PROFIT! A new music video amateurishly sung.
The key to her videos is not bothering to edit a thing after the recording has finished. The first 10-15 seconds of each video must be wasted with the camera on her as she waits, doing nothing interesting in the meantime.
Her Best Work
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Reception
There are two kinds of people that comment on Nichole's videos:
- Those who feel bad for her, and commend her for being brave enough to post herself trying to sing.
- Those who tell her the truth, as illustrated below:
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It turns out that the people who have publicly made fun of Nichole are much more annoying to hear than listening to Nichole sing.
Boyfriend
Sorry, gentlemen, but Nichole is officially taken by a lucky, 16 year old so-and-so named Eric. If you check out his YouTube channel, you'll see why he is equally as retarded as her, which is why they make a cute couple. Sorry, Shon Terry, but this young boy stole your girlfriend! HAHAHA NOT ANYMORE FUCKERS! This girl is single again!
A typical date
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Shit Just Got Real!
On September 14, 2010, Nichole posted a 2nd explanation video about the aftermath on breaking up with Eric.
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What we have learned from this is that Eric dated her for the lulz and revealed the only successful way to troll Nichole:
- Meet her IRL and date her.
- Break up with her after not treating her like a girlfriend at all.
- Upload videos of yourself talking shit about her.
- ???
- PROFIT!
Her Yodeling Grandmother
On May 27, 2010, Nichole posted two videos of her grandmother showing off her yodeling talent. Unfortunately for Nichole, these videos proved that talent does not get passed down easily through the family.
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Trolling Nichole337
While there are no stories of successfully trolling Nichole, it is much easier to troll her sympathizers on every video in the comments by telling her how much she sucks and that she should quit singing and promptly an hero.
Covering Nichole337
It should be noted that Nichole337 is a terrible singer as evidenced by the fact that people have been able to successfully cover her songs without sounding like a mix between a complete loser and a dying cat.
See Also
Shon Terry -- Another shitty YouTube singer.
External Links
- Template:Youtube2
- formspring.me profile - ask her anything!
- Nichole's Facebook Fan Page
Nichole337_Talk- Nichole's MySpace
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