Way before the internets
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Way before the internets was the period of history before before the internets (sic). Persons alive at this time included:
- Jesus
- Van Halen
- George Lucas
- Chuck Norris
- God
- The Titanic
- Chris Benoit (lulz)
- kittens
Scientists hypothesize the internet was created in a big bang. The common theory is that prior to internet, space was infinitely dark, like the souls of HxC emo kids, and matter was merely a dream.
