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AnonTalk
—Kimmo Johan Alm | ||
—Kimmo "The board" Alm, on how he is insane | ||
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| Type | "Anonymous" Textboard with forced IDs |
| Founded | 05-Feb-08 |
| Location | Sweden |
| Key people | Kimmo Johan Alm, Chris Hansen |
| Motto | War is peace Freedom is slavery Ignorance is strength Censorship is free speech |
| Industry | Allowing pedophiles to talk about shit without being v& |
| Products | Spam, child pornography |
| Website | www.anontalk.se |
AnonTalk (aka. PedoTalk or AnT) is an illegal unauthorized clone of Tinychan, a bulletin board. AnT is inhabited entirely by pedophiles and love shys, where mainly topics such as "Sexy 2 year old Emily dancing," "This is how I want my future toddler girlfriend to look," "How do I perform oral sex on my ten year old boyfriend," and "I want oral sex from a 12 year old girl so badly" are discussed.
Its owner, Kimmo Johan Alm, is a miracle-worker: he somehow manages to be a bigger failure at life than Chris-chan. For example, he has a unique way of begging for donations, which involves constantly insulting and degrading his userbase. He then wonders why nobody ever donates and why his co-moderators regularly turn against him. Kimmo loves to put the board in lockdown mode, preventing anyone from posting, then send his users derogatory PMs about how badly they fail for not keeping the forum fresh.
AnonTalk is famous on the chans and Wikipedia for delivering huge amounts of spam on these websites, since most of the visitors of the chans and of Wikipedia have the potential to become AnonTalk regulars. Every single person who knows about the site has learned of it through spam (even you, whether you know it or not). Endless spam pours out advertising AnonTalk as a free speech zone when AnonTalk has the least free speech of any forum on the internets. The only free speech the site allows is as a practical how-to guide for child molestation. For everything that's not about that, Kimmo bans everyone nonstop purely for his own entertainment. So, naturally, whenever his website is banned by something, he completely loses his mind.
But it gets far worse, my friends...
AnonTalk
— Everyone's favourate Sweedish Pedo | ||
Kimmo makes a dozen bulletins a day such as, "IT'S FUCKING DEAD HERE AND NOBODY SEEMS TO GIVE A SHIT. WHY THE HELL ARE YOU NOT DOING ANYTHING TO HELP?! DO YOU REALLY NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE BEST SITE ON THE INTERNET DYING."
The reason for his lack of traffic is that: 23 hours a day his site is in "lockdown mode" so only those with high post counts can post. Plus, every thread is locked so only people with an even higher post count can reply to it. Creating a new thread is also impossible without waiting a very long time to post. Plus, trying to post means getting past a CAPTCHA and wordfilters that instantly IP ban people for everything, even saying the site's URL. And contacting Kimmo is impossible without a high post count. Anyone even trying to figure out how to post on his site will eventually try doing a test post, which will also fail to post because it's in "lockdown mode" and Kimmo reads the logs of every attempted post and message sent to preview on his site and five minutes later he will manually ban your IP permanently because you tried to make a test post, even though it never posted. And anything that actually can get posted that's neither pedo content nor created by Kimmo, he will delete it and ban the poster's IP forever.
How it began
Around summer 2006, 4chan banned raids and lolicon for legal reasons. Those who still wanted it went to places like 7chan. In January 2007, after Kimmo got banned for posting lolicon a lot, he emailed moot the question:
—"Kimmo Alm" <[email protected]> | ||
moot never answered. So Kimmo thought, "I'll create the most horrible anonymous BBS ever and everybody will love me. I mean, who are the mods to cooperate with the law and try to keep their site from getting taken down?" And thus, AnonTalk was born.
How to tell when "Sysop" (Kimmo) posts anonymously
Every few topics start with the extremely annoying phrase "what grinds my gears". Most of these topics are created by Kimmo, but then so are pretty much all topics on AnonTalk that avoid getting deleted. Anyway, one example is, Topic: What really grinds my gears: Random Capitalization; no one except Kimmo cares about this and Kimmo is obsessed with it. If you're smart, you'll notice all the replies to the topic are him samefagging, too. Whenever Kimmo deletes a post for a typo in it, Kimmo will make a topic starting with this phrase and if the victim apologizes to Kimmo in it, Kimmo will delete their public apology thinking that nobody knows he's the one who posted that topic.
Kimmo also regularly posts requests for help with his anger and if you read any of his bulletins, you know he's got anger issues. In this topic, we learn that he regularly smashes holes in his walls and destroys his possessions over simple things like not being able to find an avi to mp4 converter to watch movies on his ipod.
Most of the "random pedophilia" such as "I fantasize about living on the moon with a little girl", "This is how I want my future little girlfriend to look when we walk in the fields of gold. I'll promise to keep the darkness out. She'll promise to keep night at bay", and "Lovely video: 9 year-old Nabokovian nymphet dancing" are him as well. He also often rips stories directly from Digg when he thinks that the site is too quiet. As of late, when it's quiet, he'll also post a thread as anonymous encouraging people to donate, and the stats on his site show only one donation over the past three months, which is of course because whenever someone is convinced to donate, he unconvinces them before they can by being such an asshole.
He also posts anonymously on the Bulletins section.
Kimmo's shit list
Over the years Kimmo has acquired a huge list of people whom have denied him service on the grounds that he's a disgusting paedophile. Let's share some of the highlights:
Previous Quote | Next Quote | |||||
About the site's forum regulars
AnonTalk's forum regulars are a bunch of people almost as despicable as Kimmo Johan Alm himself. Firstly, there's Kimmo Johan Alm with his sadistic, moody petty whims that are pure nonsense but any regular must abide by them like Kimmo is GodJesus himself and also perform the equivalent of digital analingus on him. Now a normal person would go into a rage over this alone, but the regulars not only are fine with it, they have all developed Stockholm syndrome and think that Kimmo's sick insanities are normal.
And that's not all. Any pics of someone whose age is more than one digit incurs the wrath of the regulars and then a banning. For instance when someone links to media of Zoe Kimball when she was 14 at the time, the forum regulars are all "Alright, damn, that's not a loli, that's a granny." and "You have failed us anon. Die in hell."
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"I love other men checking out my little daughter" -
Old pedo needs tips on sucking his ten year old eromenos's dick -
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Guy molests his 5 and 6 year old nieces by tricking them into sucking his dick -
Proof the site is used for exchanging CP -
"The problem is nobody is going to sign up if you use the word "loli" in the name, I don't know why people don't realize this..." -
If it said "boy or girl" instead of just boy, the poll would be 100%. -
Forum underaged user Brainwurms negotiates buttsecks with fellow regulars.
AnonTalk is not actually anonymous
On AnonTalk, you must use the same user ID for every single one of your posts. When AnonTalk's server is seized, all the police have to do is check the logs for AnonTalk and find your IP address to match your poster ID. Then once they seize your computer and find your ID & password stored on there they will have enough evidence to prove in court that you made all of the posts under that user ID. AnonTalk's server logs are insecurely deleted every one month. Meaning that if you visit AnonTalk more than once a month, your IP address is always stored on the server. The white-listing feature on AnonTalk is useless, as after you have been white-listed your original IP address is stored in case you abuse the privilege.
Regular AnonTalk users are deluded by Sysop into thinking they have any anonymity whatsoever, when in reality they are just being manipulated into becoming grammar Nazis by a fat ugly pedophile.
AnonTalk's memes
- "Fucking idiots" and "Un-fucking-believable"
- Will have random bold, italics, ALL CAPS, and varying exclamation points. This is a meme that came about by mocking how Kimmo always uses this in his bulletins, though Kimmo uses these phrases everywhere, even in private messages to his moderators. These are mostly found on clone sites.
- You sir, are an idiot
- Kimmo goes on 4chan and says this in every post he makes that's not a direct spam for his website.
- What grinds my gears/What X my Y
- Retarded meme constantly on AnonTalk that has spilled over onto the clone sites.
- Ask an X anything
- AnonTalk has nonstop posts of this nature. This meme has spilled out as a cancer of the chans. At one point Kimmo even tried to ban it on his site but he overturned it because it made his site's traffic decrease by 90%.
- The lovely woods
- For about a year, AnonTalk had someone posting ceaseless bad poetry by some pedophile about wanting to take children to the "lovely woods" for romance.
- Cuntbots
- A name for a bot that is designed to rape Kimmo's best site on the internet. He invents this meme in this bulletin.
Content
AnonTalk is a BBS that says it has anonymity even though there's an ID system which is just forced tripfaggotry. It's like wearing a mask, going up to a person, yelling your full name as loud as possible, and then saying "I'm anonymous, though! LOL!"
Its content is mostly centered around pedophiles talking to other pedophiles. It's full of lulzy topics like, "How can I get a hug from a little boy?" It has such posts as how somebody met a woman and then met a jailbait and asks the Internet who to date with amazing answers such as:
—Anonymous 483f3ac9a28b96.78845000, on how ten year olds have a lot of personality | ||
Most content is mixed between pedophilia, loli discussion and more pedophilia. If you ever see content that is not pedophilia, 100% of it is Kimmo Johan Alm using multiple IDs to talk to himself--if you point this out your post will be deleted and you will be banned.
Here are some wonderful quotes showing how much better AnonTalk is than 4chan or any other inane message board:
—Anonymous 47ae211000a6a8.34833955, on how he's fucking insane | ||
—Anonymous 47ae211000a6a8.34833955, knows exactly what girls are thinking | ||
—Anonymous 47ae211000a6a8.34833955, Do-It-Yourself and stop asking for CP | ||
In addition, it also contains lots of fun polls where you can see the results to discover that a significant portion of the users have raped children, a significant porition of the users who are parents have molested their own children, etc.
It does contain CP
Despite its Sysop Kimmo reading every single post and deleting 99.9999% of them, he allows people to use his ImageShack wrapper to upload CP to ImageShack and then link it on the site. An example is this thread that's been around for several weeks. While Kimmo instantly deletes any replies saying "stop posting CP" or "OMG someone posted CP," he leaves up the threads with CP forever. (Imageshack did of course eventually delete the CP but not Kimmo.)
AnonTalk's "free speech" claims
Kimmo and his pedosheep spread the big lie that AnonTalk is a free speech site. Anyone who even hints on their forum that it's not a free speech site will get banned and their IP address redirected to Last Measure.
AnonTalk's FAQ unintentionally gave quotes of how AnonTalk actually is:
- "All the countless inane technical and usability issues aside, they randomly censor "controversial" posts and ban people "for fun"."
- "All these fucking high-on-power hypocrites (commonly known as "modfags"), preaching their pseudo-moralistic values and shoving their random rules down our throats."
Kimmo is so insane that if you make a post with an opinion different from him or something he wants to keep secret on his website and send it to show preview and never post it, if he's online, he will read everything sent to show preview and within minutes he will ban your IP from the site, purely out of a crazed sadistic stalker nature. He will then of course go around screaming about how his site has no traffic and how the internet is working to silence his "free speech website".
His site has a million word-filters and all of them are stupid. All intelligent discussion is banned. Furthermore, if Kimmo has spammed a website, then any word related to it also is blocked. Pretty much the entire internet is blocked.
Kimmo and his regulars, of course, are always on a mission to lure young children to the forum so they can be lured to a pedophile's basement. However, every child that has come has been banned automatically by the site's software for failing to have 100% perfect grammar and spelling. This has been mentioned to Kimmo who has promptly ignored it and banned those who mentioned it.
AnoNtalk's FAQ does clarify the "free speech" that it allows:
- "What I mean by "uncensored" is that, for example, "little girl lover" discussions are allowed" Kimmo originally had this quote in there boasting that his site is for pedophiles. After having his website banned by every registrar, he has later edited this down and tried to deny his site was a pedophile site.
Basically, you can discuss raping your 3 year old granddaughter, raping your toddler, and exchanging links on where to find CP. For everything else, it's actually easier to get your message on national TV than to get it to stay on AnonTalk for an hour. The only thing people are allowed to say is content in 100% support of pedophilia. That is all. If people say anything else, Kimmo and his mods will delete it. Any messages that remain there that are exceptions are posted by either Kimmo or his mods.
The whole pickiness on spelling and grammar is a complete lie. They only exist so Kimmo has an excuse as to why he deletes a post. Fact is that all threads that are pro-pedophile can written in the style of JeffK and they're just fine with them. For example, topic 14634 has been up for over 11 months.
In reality, Kimmo neither cares about spelling/grammar nor is good at it. His bulletins are chock full of grammar errors like, "Due to the fact that nobody ever better themselves, this board no longer has a concept of temporary ID bans — they are all permanent."
Here's a typical bulletin from Kimmo complaining about grammar and spelling, but now with proofreading marks: File:Kimmo-bulletin-with-proofreading-marks.png
AnonTalk also auto-bans people for typing in ALL CAPS when most of Kimmo's bulletins are just that. What's more, Kimmo did an angry bulletin once full of his signature phrases UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE! and FUCKING IDIOTS! saying he'll ban anyone who starts a sentence with "And", saying it's incorrect grammar, yet all the while, he'll regularly start his own sentences with "And" even on his baywords downtime status site, totally forgetting what he just said.
You will also get your IP address banned and redirected to Last Measure if you do anything such as: voting on a poll in a way that Kimmo doesn't like, entering "kimmo" into his magic 8ball bot "The Oracle" that doesn't post anything to the forum or entering "kimmo" anywhere on the site, etc.
In addition, if you evade your Anontalk bans, Kimmo will have you banned from the internets:
—[1] | ||
WRATH
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delicious substance for use in reporting for srs business.
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Naughty naughty! -
In A.D. 2008, war was beginning -
ONOE WHERE DID IT GO
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over 9,000 hours in MSPaint -
IHM caught off-guard -
BRACE FOR V& -
A thread of complaints about the sysop that lasted 8.5 hours while he slept, part 1 -
part 2 -
part 3 -
Sysop begged by site regular to stop spamming -
AnonTalk declares war on ED -
Paypal refuses to support a pedophile ring. -
No more IRC for pedophiles! -
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Even in death he will keep his website closed source, what an asshole. -
Give Sysop money, not questions.
—Kimmo "Sysop" Alm, May 2009 bulletin | ||
—Kimmo "Sysop" Alm, May 6, 2010 bulletin. He forgot that he set it so his users were required to read all new bulletins before they could make further posts. | ||
—Kimmo "Sysop" Alm, July 21, 2009 bulletin | ||
—Kimmo "Sysop" Alm, September 16ish, 2009 bulletin | ||
AnonTalk does have users, but how did they find the site in the first place? The site has never purchased ads, not that a pedophile site would be allowed to in the first place. Is it search engines?
—Kimmo "Sysop" Alm, July 2009 bulletin | ||
No, it's not search engines.
WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FAGGOTS SPREADING THE WORD???!!!!1!
Wait, one person is spreading the word:
—Kimmo "Sysop" Alm, portion from a September 19, 2009 bulletin | ||
Hmm what efforts might those be?
Spamming of 4chan
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—Kimmo "Sysop" Alm, Legal | ||
Time Magazine [2] says "Spammers don't even bother to spam 4chan." But anyone who has been to 4chan can tell you that every single thread has "w w w . A n o n T a l k . c o m" in it, often several times. Time Magazine, of course, is what Wikipedia considers a reliable source. AnonTalk.com later changed to a huge image macro and they increased their spamming so that 50% of all /b/ posts are AnonTalk.com spam. Even when /b/ goes down and no one can post, this bot is still able to post somehow. Spooky. AnonTalk even has a thread surveying the site [3] and everyone there found the site through spam on various chans.
AnonTalk takes it too far
Long ago AnonTalk spambots started spamming /b/ with things other than advertisements for their site, like the phrases "you are and idiot" and "I noticed". This was made in attempt to retaliate against 4chan trolls posting on their site. 4chan, fed up with AnonTalk's high stupidity levels took action against their site, in the form of synfloods, DDoS attacks, and several hacking attempts.
It should also be noted that Sysop, due to immense amounts of butthurt, has decided to bring illegal malware back onto the site in an attempt to stop "trolls" from "spamming". Anyone attempting to spam the site or even visit it should take caution. If you plan on reporting AnonTalk to its ISP, mention the site's use of malware.
Anontalk takes it too far part deux (march 2010)
Kimmo, while having a life mostly consisting of fail, actually managed to make some win on teh internets with his autistic compulsive superpowers (of course, ONLY on teh internets will he ever be able make win).
He succeeded to troll Moot batshit crazy with his epic spamflood which has been going on for over 9000 years now.
On 10 march 2010, in utter desperation, Moot posted the following message in the top of all boards on 4chan:
Moar info: Kimmo Alm Emails. Obviously, the posting of this message resulted in Anontalk being gangbanged by Anonymous for the over 9000th time, as can be seen by the following message on the Anontalk status page on march 20:
{{quote| I’ve tried everything, but the old server is just too weak. Since you never donate, I have tried countless things to optimize everything, but it’s simply not go