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Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums VI or EDF6, previously also known as Malhub is approximately the 9000th incarnation of the world-renowned Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums. Filled to the brim with contagious autism and plagued with faggotry, shitposting, useless internet drama, pedophiles and furries, it is safe to say that it is only for the coolest of the cool internet kids like YOU!

History

Moar info: EDF2.

In the beginning there was EDF1. But after lots of shit that nobody cares about, EDF1 was no more. But then, there was EDF2. Until the head admin and site owner was exposed for pocketing the donation money meant for ED and an ED lolsuit and instead using it for fueling his meth addiction and alcoholism, and decided to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING on EDF2 through a different admin's account before leaving for good. And yet, using backups from 100 years ago, EDF2 persisted. Until 1000 dead admins later, the last head admin was fucking arrested. And, well, some thing you just cannot survive.

Meet Aediot. Aediot, known on EDF2 as Paeperclip, was a faggot who had, like, 100 posts on EDF2. For some fucking reason he decided to revive ED. Doing so, he revived EDF. For some other fucking reason, he used the shitty phpBB instead of EDF2's well-liked forum software Xenforo, much to the dismay of everyone who used the website, and wouldn't change it. Some spic named Umkemesik, who had, like, 100 posts on EDF2, showed up on the forum and decided to make a temporary website under the domain malhub.com on which he installed Xenforo. This was used to prove Xenforo's unmatched supremacy. But Aediot wouldn't change the software and so everyone moved unto Malhub. A few days later Aediot's EDF was no more, dead on the spring of 2020, filled with spam for pills that allegedly make your cock bigger.

In early July, Umkemesik decided to partner up with Aediot, with Aediot running the wiki and Umk the forum, making a few oldfags belch in disgust. It was then that Malhub was officially known as EDF. After a while Aediot apperantly wanted to sell the website to Putin or some shit so the partnership broke. Afterwards, a new wiki was made as a companion for the forum.

TL;DR: If Aediot went with Xenforo encyclopediadramatica.online, the website on which you are reading this, wouldn't exist, and you would be using Aediot's wiki

Boards

General

  • Introduction: Where newfags are required to make their first post. Complementary dickpics encouraged.
  • Hard Gay Chats: The forum's /b/, you can post whatever you want on there.
  • News: The only reliable news source in America!
  • Info, Projects, and Suggestions: Typically ED centric shit, shit that nobody cares about.

Special Interests

Archive

  • Hall of æpic: Historically significant threads are to be placed by jannies in this subforum for posterity.
  • Image Dump: Oh hey, nice puppies-aaaand it's gay black porn. Also post your dick pussy I know you won't cause you're gay.

There is also the shoutbox, a EDF's chatroom, populated solely by creatures known as Estonians. They have populated it since the concept of the shoutbox has been invented.

Members

The forum is only active because of a handful of smelly derelicts constantly shitposting. These are the real patriots.

A few notable faggots:

Janitors

  • Umkemesik: EDF6's head admin. A thin-skinned spic that likes ancient history or whatever, and also our benelovent overlord, at least until he inevitably goes on a massive meth binge and throws up on the servers, as foretold in the ED admin curse.
  • .wil: Some guy that likes to spend hours doing useless tasks, also post gay porn. Probably gay? Discord admin too. Definetely gay.
  • ASSBLONKER: DISCORD ADMIN. NAME IS SELF-DESCRIPTIVE. SMOKE DAT SHIT MAN GOD PUT IT IN DE EART IT IS AN HEALTY ERB PEACE
  • GloriousReader: 영광스러운 한국과 리더 김정은에게 영광을!
  • TabbyGarf: Homosexual Garfield enthusiast. Also wiki admin.
  • Scumhook: Greatest poster in EDF history. Also a pedophile. Watch out kiddies!
  • Maysam: A Nazi dad who moderates EDF with ruthless efficiency. Comes to EDF because his communist dystopia doesn't allow him to say "nigger".
  • A Fucking Box: I don't know who this guy is, but I bet his cock is massive! Make sure to fellate his e-penis or you are instantly banned.

Pætriots

  • Likeicare: The most powerful member. Former admin. Aussie married to a chink. Also I hear his meth prices are pretty good.
  • dropdatwat: Jewish. Need I say more?
  • oddguy: Jewish. NEED I SAY MORE?
  • Quence: A guy from the redboards who has been pretending to be a woman online for YEARS. Also had a sock (that people actually liked) and he would spend his time arguing with his sock for many a post. Needless to say a massive faggot.

Cocksucking Faggots

Some interesting threads

See also

  • EDF1 - The græt progenitor
  • EDF2 - The father that went for a pack of smokes but never returned
  • Kiwifarms - The gay, boring version of EDF
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