Dorian Thorn

	“	the days of online Thorn nudity are behind us	„
	—Dorian Thorn

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Dorian Thorn

Story of his life.

Last Thursday, Dorian Thorn (aka Matt Thompson) started as a troll for the lulz until everyone realized what a sick fuck he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself. He started a blog that featured him sucking over 9000 dicks and being a huge faggot. He documented himself fucking his sister, sucking off a dog and a horse, running around naked in daycare centers, getting fired for running around naked in daycare centers, jerking off on his mom's picture, until he made himself impotent. Then, after eating shit and drinking piss, he removed his own dick because it was full of aids and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it.

When ED became OhInternet, he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and deleted fucking everything, forgetting that some people know how to save image files to their hard drives, and his is a type of dickless faggotry that the internet does not forgive.

Gallery

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  Unaware there's a new ED.
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  Totally not on the Internet anymore.
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  Kid-friendly.
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  Now with less dick!
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  Failing.
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  Loves his sister.
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  And his mother.
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  Ruining himself.

Links

• Making himself impotent (ouch)
• Talking about what a loser he is
• PROVING what a loser he is by eating his own shit
• Archive of all his pictures, videos, and trolling info

See Also

• David Thorne
• Attention Whore
• Faggot
• USI

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