Scorching-whirlwind

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Scorching-Whirlwind
Real name	Michael Dios
Nationality	American
Born	April 2, 1986
Former aliases	Martin Waters, Riggan
DeviantArt	"Scorching-whirlwind"

Scorching-Whirlwind (Real name: Michael Dios with alias Martin Waters) is the self-proclaimed "Dan Rathers of Power Stone" aka the internet Donald Trump, CNN, and Fox News, who think he can make the internet great again by kicking those who are against him/his belief off of the internet, he is also a little known DeviantART user who is notorious for crying on the internet and spouting general Heresy regarding another banned user on that shithole of a site, Ga-Maleven.

Oh yeah, and he's a self-confessed pedo who stalks underage children.

Pedophilia

Michael Dios stalking a 16-year-old he claimed ruined his life.

Michael-Dios had cyber sex with a teenage girl on Facebook, who it turns out was under age. This makes him a pedophile, and he openly admitted to not caring about the age of his victims and continued to stalk and harass a minor. He continues to do so til this day, making himself look like a bigger piece of shit than most ED editors ever could.

He also has an obsession with a user NaluIsCannon4ever who claims to be his sisters, proving he's also into Incest as well as little kids.

Despite him making a whole jihad against a ship because he believes it to be pedophilia, his collections includes all sort of underaged Disney princess in erotic fashion, going even as far as beg an user for some Ariel tiddies.

Background

So where did his claim to internet fame come from and where did it start? It all started in the summer of 2013 on Facebook in a small roleplay group of the Capcom Franchise Power Stone. Michael was never any good at role-playing and was known for god modding, writing undescriptive and boring one-liners, and not staying in character. Though they tolerated it for a good amount of time, eventually his friends grew tired of it and all had a talk with him which did not go well for Michael, and he began to write a really stupid post about his really stupid posts.

Being the friends they were, they wanted to help Michael and give him tips and example. When he asked what they meant, they told him they were tired of his cheesy one liners and that he needed to add more details to his writing. This brought his cheesy lines like "*drinks vodka*" to something almost just as bad with a single word improvement to "*drinks beer aggressively*" which was still not quite acceptable. After a night of discussion, he agreed he would work on his writing. However, a few days later he went back to his old ways claiming that there was nothing wrong with his writing and that he wasn't going to change anything.

He's the self proclaimed expert on all things Power Stone. He's so expert that it took him 18 years to realize that his dumbass beloved protagonist wasn't american but british(despite said character having a fucking scottish or great britain flag on his shoulder and living in a place called Londo), mistake that he ralized when people mocked scorching's own OC, Edward Jr. , because the whole Jr. thing is basically only an american tradition. Doesn't even know the characters ages and most importantly he had failed to understand that in the official anime (that Michael now declared non-canon) his shipping never took place to begin with, there is not a single kiss between the two character. He even claimed to own the characters and the franchise multiple time, trying to copy strike other's artwork (so yeah he doesn't even know how the fuck copyright laws works, gj)

Childishness

He repeatedly cries Justice for Ga-Maleven since her ban, not realizing how much of a degenerate he is. However, this is likely due to the fact that he's a 30-year-old neckbeard who has never had a real friend in his life, so when a school art teacher several years younger than him became his friend because he was being bullied for being a complete cuck and weeaboo which, because he's also severely autistic he would have no idea that he's actually doing nothing but looking like a complete retard, he immediately rushed to her side to protect her from the big mean bullies. However, she was eventually banned, and he will eventually follow in her footsteps of looking like a complete social reject on the internet and losing his rights to the internet.

Michael is known for talking about politics via posting them on his statuses which he has hidden because he doesn't have the balls to speak openly about politics, despite other than being a complete weeaboo politics are the only thing he posts since he's a talentless hack that doesn't even draw on an art website, but he instead posts photoshopped images of his ship and art that isn't even his. He is literally cancer. It's worth noting that he doesn't have the balls to post his opinions publicly because he's also extremely autistic and is afraid of different opinions and Constructive criticism. Michael is known for bitching about fellow JewTube gamer JonTron and content creator Nostalgia Critic.

He'll still to this day cry about his idol, fellow aspie, and crush Ga-Maleven getting Bawwwlocked from DeviantArt, posting (likely) stolen art, and post-politics while blocking people who don't agree with him.

Too bad his waifu is shit though. He's your average manchild that masturbates to pictures of Rouge from Power Stone, claiming that's Mai Waifu.Martin is literally a slightly less autistic Chris-chan who, instead of sitting around drawing bad Sonichu art, self-inserts, and badly drawn porn, instead sits around crying about how bad Trump is, how Falcouge is the best ship ever, dressing up like a typical weeb despite being in his mid to late 30s.

Supposedly he also has a boyfriend, Beewinter55, who he relentlessly white knights for. Proving that he is not only autistic but gay. They probably roleplay Falcon and Rouge on Facebook, and it's more than likely Scorching-Whirlwind is the bitch in the relationship.

His tongue must be stuck up bee's hole since he still whiteknights him despite Beewinter55 publicly admitting to have just stolen some arts, denying even his boyfriend' confession.

Sockpuppetry

Numerous times he has tried to pass off that his alt accounts are his "friends" to anyone foolish enough to believe him. It predates 2010 and started on MySpace where Michael made an account of every single robot master from the first season of the Ruby-Spears Megaman cartoon which included an account for Napalm Man who's only appearance was 2 seconds in the opening intro. Michael would use these accounts to talk to himself and pretend he had friends to anyone that added him on any of these accounts.

This carried on to Facebook in 2011 and still continues today on DeviantArt. Around 2011-2012, Michael believed he was so good at role playing and so cunning that no one would ever figure out he was operating multiple accounts, however due to his limited mental capabilities, he was never able to remember which account he was signed in on whenever he was on more than one which would result in him talking to himself and answering with the wrong account. When people pointed this out to him, he would delete the comment and answer with the correct account and tell everyone "I don't know what your talking about." as if no one saw what he just did. Had it been a one time occasion, he might have gotten away with it, but it turned out to be something happening on a daily basis. His inability to accept that his friends knew his multiple accounts led to his friends desire to be around him more and more as well as everyone beginning to screenshot everything he did as evidence which would haunt him tears down the road as he still continued to do so to the present day.

His known sock puppet accounts on DA are as follows:

(Is he trying to compete with Donny Long?)

Account Hacked

Michael's account was hacked a few weeks ago where half of his gallery was deleted. All his rant journals were deleted but fortunately some of his older journal entries was saved on the Wayback Machine like this one as well as the journals about Uber driver and Tara Strong and his obsessive shipping group was closed. Michael stayed up the night he found out his account had been shut down and refused to go to sleep, crying to all his friends to do whatever they could to help get his account back as his account is his entire life where he believes his posts about politics, shippings, hentai, is a job that "no one does better than him."

Or so he claims, because this guy is psycothic enough to have just made everything up so that he could be a victim, which wouldn't be the first time. You see, prior to this "hacking" he has been trashing on his beloved fandom for quite a long time, claiming that it's just shit and that he doesn't want to be part anymore. So, lacking the attention he desperately craves for he deleted everything and made it look like an hacking has occourred. Both versions of the story are just speculation at the moment, but come on what hacker would just delete everything and don't steal his credit card?

On February 07, he claims to have got his account back, and is going back to his old ways without learning his lesson (if this story is actually true...)

banned from deviantart

On February 25,2019 (welp, so many story developement this month!) Scorch account was finally banned by deviantart admins. There are multiple reasonings behind this:

First, he uploaded artworks to his profile without an artists permission. Then he posted underaged sexual content (yes, he knows so well his stupid franchise he doesn't even know the main characters age lol). Finally he increased his stalking and harassing activities by 10000%, threatening everybody who made the mistake of being born and even boasting how he could dodge the block of other users by simply making new accounts.

So yeah he basically banned himself... and btw this is the tune he was constantly listening to while he was getting banned (now officially renamed " scorchy banned faster theme " )

Banned again from Deviantart

On May 27,2019 Scorching-Whirlwind, aka Falcougeplz, came back to deviantart with the new, original and not sarcastic name FalcougeWillNEVERDie.

Again as soon as he uploads some pedophiliac pictures he rants about admins willing to take down said image, I wonder why. And guess what happen on 29th of May, only 72 hours after he's comeback?

Come on, take a guess. Yep. Banned again!

It's really prophetic how, back in February, he said he had become Better, Faster etc. Goddam, he was right! I've never seen someone being banned so fast from deviantart's lazy admins

Banned from Twitter

On September 28, 2019, his twitter account EdFokker2020 raddresists and captcomm2020 has been suspended, probably for ranting about random user who doesn't give crap about him, well he was right about one thing, he got better and faster at getting banned

Harassment

Scorching-whirlwind supports pedo apologist, a sexual harasser Monica Rial (she was kissing a convention attendee without their consent) and a child rapist Jamie Marchi.