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Xalainu

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Xalainu is a woman transvestite child of 21 years old, born on the 9th of June 1994, who doesn't know when to grow the fuck up. She is located in Palatine, Transle-Illinois, United States. This woman is severe Weeaboo who also happens to not just be a blonde jew but also a lovely example of a mentally insane pedophile.

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Causing Shitstorms in Discord Servers

One very particular shitstorm that she decided to stir up was in a "Self Ship" server. According to the owner, she constantly bothered the fuck out of people to do voice calls with her or to watch shitty meme videos or just random videos in general that either made everyone else uncomfortable or angry as hell with her. She eventually got banned for the constant spam, even after being warned several times, and decided she would try to take to good ol' DeviantArt to slander the owner and the server for "being assholes".

But wait theres more! After being banned and slandering the fuck outta everyone, she decides to beg some random dude she didn't even know for a full hour to be a "mediator" between her and the server owner so she could be let back in. Turns out, the guy was a minor and immediately tried to hit on an adult in the server, getting him insta-banned. After that, she was banned again for doing the same shit.

There's actually a video on this.

Hooray for Causing Shit and Getting Banned!


   
 
The fact that she hasn't changed is hilarious
 

 
 

N/A - quote from someone who interacted with her


Her Fan Blog!

By fan, I mean her blog of pure beauty! People who noticed how much of a spoilt brat she is made a lovely blog! How did she respond? With a pointless journal trying to lecture people on butthurt Somebody throw a fucking book in this girl's stupid face.

Here's the tumblr blog dedicated to smacking sense into dumb mmd bitches.

White Knights

Persephone-Almana

meteorit3

Dolcinea Deactivated until new account.

her-only-rhyme

kawaiimoonpies DEACTIVATED DUE TO BUTTHURRTT AND WAA WAA SOMEONE HACKED MEEE

Black Knights

The people placed upon Xalainu's Profile:

the-foxton the furry who is legitly wants to fuck Xalainu up the ass for simply adding herself in. aka the one who wants to fuck hoxton

Chaos55t Aka: Madness. The pepe she wants to fuck and seems to be her on and off bitch.

Dolcinea The "Intelligent" One.

foxymoxxy

princessskyler The 60 year-old looking wrinkly teenager.

meteorit3 ded

petition staph encylopediadramatica

also tryed to start an petition to shut down ed even though she said it was wrong when other faggots did this

To this day she's still trying to take down the ED page, hunting down people she once argued with to accuse them of constantly editing it even though it's been several years since they last had contact with her.

The Account Tracker

This section will show you all of Xalainu's accounts:

Tumblr: http://cassidy-the-forest-violinist.tumblr.com/

Tumblr: http://the-apocalypse-kid.tumblr.com

fruit--water Discovered and BAWLEETTEED.

Key-Lime-Pies Discovered and BAWLEETTEED.

the-cash-in-amethyst Discovered and BAWLEETTEED.

xburningwarrior Inactive

0AfraidOfMonsters0 Inactive.

Streaming-Heart Guess who's back!



Weasyl: Xalainu

YouTube ChannelNEW YouTube

Facebook Page

facebook: https://www.facebook.com/juhuxluxu.vdzhuh

See Also


Xalainu is part of a series on

DeviantART

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Anime

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