Gurochan

GUROchan

Foundation	Unknown
Major Boards	/f/, /g/, /s/
Epic Wins	owners getting v& 20 times, making their own IB software where all the variables are "deadloli"
Website	~~http://gurochan.nethttp://gurochan.orghttps://gurochan.ch and http://gurochanocizhuhg.onion/~~ ~~https://www.gurochan.cx/https://www.gurochan.ga/~~https://www.guro.wtf/

Do you have a hankering for doing the hanky-panky to a little boy getting his dick cheese-grated onto a pizza? Do you dream about making a human centipede, but aren't man enough to do it? Does the thought of eating a fetus, shitting it out, and eating it again make your mouth water with excitement? If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, gurochan™ is for you!

The thing that just won't die

Gurochan has mysteriously disappeared twice in recorded history, for "unknown" reasons. Most believe it was because the first admins were serial killers and the second ones were pedos. However, just like any cockroach, it seems that no matter how many times you kill this site, it keeps coming back.

The current admins are enclaved and ryonaloli. Little is known about enclaved except that he lives off of his mom's disability check in a studio apartment in russia, and stays on irc all day high on heroin. Literally NOTHING is known about ryonaloli, except that he is so fucking paranoid he wears tinfoil around his dick so the NSA won't monitor his dicksignals and that he seems to be pro google. Or at least he's against an irrational hatred for google.

On this site, expect to find boards literally DEDICATED to shit (/s/), bugs fucking amputees in the ass (/f/), and fat guys gang-raping a loli's eyesocket (/g/).

Oh, and one more thing...

..they have a /fur/ board.

IRC

The official IRC channel is not even owned by gurochan at all, which is not surprising considering enclaved blows all his money on krokodil and ryonaloli blows all his money on tinfoil hats. The embarassing part though, if someone who owns fucking gurochan could actually FEEL embarassment, is the owners of the site only have +voice on their shitty channel... The actual owner of the channel, animone, wants to be king of the freaks and will NOT give up ownership of this channel to the actual admins, which is predictable since they are beta losers anyway. Animone is also known to somehow lurk for months on irc without saying anything, meaning "she" is obviously the FBI.

The Vodka-swilling Swindler

Until recently, Gurochan was down for a while. Kuukunen, the admin, was too busy being a greasy fat weeb fag, and the last mods, the gayest of them all, Straitjackit, were sitting around looking for ways to host the site. After much lulz, Straitjackit was tricked into getting Kuukunen to hand over the website. Kuz, a notorious kike, and the new owner of an already dead site, then got into an argument after wanting to advertise his other dead sites on Gurochan, given it was the only bit of success he had gotten for a while. Straitjackit went nigmode and banned Kuz and then Kuz's little brother banned everyone from the shitcord server.

Upon realising that he just turned a community against him and ruining Gurochan with useless updates, and breaking the report system further, Kuz sent out LOLsuits, to which Straitjackit replied "Suck a hot fart out of my ass" like the faggot retard he is.

As of right now, Gurochan is dead. People complain on the site about the posting of child pronz and the trolls, but they're the only thing keeping that place alive. There are rumors that Straitjackit has a new website exclusive to onionfags, which there is no proof of, but some people say they've used it, and the general consensus is that although it's more lively than Gurochan, it has stricter rules.

Nu Gurochan allows child porn! Epic! We here at Gurochan love child porn! Please post more! ~ Official quote

How to troll

Go on IRC claiming to be the feds, and tell ryonaloli his CP stash will be confiscated.
Remind animone that being a tranny just makes you a faggot, NOT a gurl.
~~Remind enclaved he fails at life~~ He's constantly too high on da krok to care.
Post reaction pictures to everything.
Use TOR to evade bans.

Gallery

Use eyebleach... About missing Pics

Gurochanner taking the family pet out for a stroll
Most of the shit here is so fucking creepy it can't even be uploaded HERE
Literally half the shit on this site is lolicon. No lolis have ever been known to make it out alive.
Artist's impression of the current admin, ryonaloli