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Hyves

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Hyves? HIV'S!

Hyves (aka HIVs aka The Dutch Facebook) is the brainchild of a guy named Geert Wilders. Geert didn't have much friends, so he thought to himself "Why shouldn't I make my own Facebook?".

SUBMIT TO THE HYVEMIND

Two things make HIVs noteworthy:

  • Instead of a "Like" button, it has a "Respect" button. This makes the usual arms race for attention common to all social networking sites that little bit more amusing and creepy.
  • Hyves has like 8 million users, and there are only 17 million dutch. This means that 45% of all Dutch people are attention whores.
  • Every 14 year old is a slut

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