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Zero Cool
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Zero Cool is one the greatest hackers of all time, and the main subject of the 1995 documentary "Hackers".
The origin
Born Dave Murphy, he first rocketed onto the national scene at age eleven, when he had to pay the cash monies and was B& from using the computer for pwning 1,507 systems, including the "New York Stock System".
Impact Supercedence
7 years after, Zero Cool rose like a phoenix from the ashes of e-puberty bearing the moniker "Crash Override". During this period, he unwittingly gave birth to the prototype GUI for every single shitty skript kiddie until ever by disguising the highly complex inner workings of his H4X0r macros with badly pixellated flash animations and totally sweet Visual Basic presentation.
As Crash Override, Murphy led an ethnic rainbow squad of planeteers whose goal was to protect Gaia by fucking with government officials and pissing off that dude who was in Super Mario Brothers and also a couple of "Friends" episodes.
Romantic Entanglements
While trying to accomplish his goals, Zero Cool managed to meet a Hax0r girl known under the alias of "Acid Burn". The girl tried to rival Murphy by stopping his hax into the TV stations and shit, but failed to do anything and lost to him in both video games and haxor wars, eventually becoming Murphy's bitch and getting fucked in the pool.