Ace of Spades

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Ace of Spades is a vidya game enjoyed by v and other gamers who liek games that don't suck. The game itself is a combination of Minecraft and a First Person Shooter. Since the game is still in early beta, the count of annoying brats is low. However, it is full nigger griefers called [POMF] and their leader Skarm. Did I mention that it only for PC?

From the website, one must download the client, then try to connect to server for several hours (which inevitably fails), or use a server finder.

Gameplay

You have a rifle (that can't kill shit, unless it's a head shot) and frag grenades (that are only good for griefing) as weapons so you can kill the others dead. In addition, you have a shovel and a pickaxe to grief with. Finally, you can have 50 blocks to build giant dicks with. The objective is to capture to other teams suitcase, which contains intel, by sneaking through tunnels. Sound Familiar? In addition to this, you must not get killed by Snipers and makeing sure no one detects your hack attempts that you have to use, because you suck at PC games, n00b.

A helpful guide written by 2 Anons. PROTIP: Change your name by going to the file where you saved the game and editing "config.ini"

An Example of Gameplay

The graphics got much better in beta .53

No Exceptions

Blue is known for their camping skills and being the team with the majority of underage b&. Green is known for just building shit whilst getting spawn-killed.

But even with all this, it is a better waste of your time than Call of Duty.

How to Troll

The developer made an anti-griefing feature where you can teamkill players that destroy blocks on their team's side. Therefore, all you have to do is place blocks in inconvenient places, or obnoxious colors. Then, kill the other player that breaks them. Luck for the trolls, there is no B& hammer. Player must use a "/votekick" command to kick (and only kick) players. Like 4chan, these player never get shit done.

Another great way to troll is to completly build around another player so that they cannot move. If you do this, the game glitches and the only solution is to become an hero with grenades.

Additionally, this game involves minor physics, in which a building collapses if all the blocks supporting it (the bottom layer) are destroyed.

Griefer Patrol

accurate artist depiction of ~~a griefer patrol~~ all players

These faggots are the scum of the planet. Commonly while fapping to users such as Kaede-Chan or Lexsym (overaged male pedos), these faggots allow NO FUN and come from games such as minecraft and are stricken with autism. Not only do they spend all day protecting 2 block high structures (which is/are a swastika/creeper/their name), they constantly spam the chat like faggots with accusations of griefers gerfifi grefiere hackers penis hackers griefers because they are so butthurt and want someone to listen to their fag pleas. While too busy being valiant heroes, they also allow themselves to be raped by random people, an oxymoron that allows griefers to achieve maximum griefing efficiency. These faggots commonly portray these attributes:

circle jerk admins and moderaters and surround themselves around these people because they are to weak to protect themselves
have no life
still live in their mothers basement with a Ph D in block building
use poor logic
LOL HE USD YOURE
think very highly of themselves
browse the ace of spade forums constantly
Are faggots and hypocrites
Creating BUILD ONLY SERVERS, where if you shoot the gun, you are raged upon. Please kill people on these servers for the lulz.
- The Creator of the game has said himself in the wiki entry for new players, that this is a war game, not the free version of minecraft.

And you can be 100% sure if they say:

DEUCE X IS GRIEFING, DEUCE X IS HACKING, etc.

Well known griefer patrol faggots:

1337101
Chonny (call him Chonni)
All of the Komrade Clan (These guys are know for being haxxors)
- These guys have a good server, however.
WingedToaster
Noire
Gay faggot master girl Kaede-Chan

Psyspades

This is a common mod for AoS that incorperates handy features. These include:

An easier /votekick system in where players type /y or /n to kick someone. (However, everyone just types /y, no matter the player). Most people /n anyways and the votekick times out.
Map rollbacks to destroy that fort you spent and hour building, you fucking green.
A way to check your shitty kill streak
ZOMG!!!11 ARISTRIKES!11!!1
A speedhacking detection feature that randomly and frequently will ban people on accurate accusations of [[sonic|going fast], even though they're just lagging. TRUE STORY.
GOD MODE OMG. This feature is never abused by clanfags or admins. Not only will admins votekick you for complaining about them playing unfairly, they will also ban you again for cussing while cussing at you about your cussing TRUE STORY.
A nifty and foolproof block indestructibility system
Features that support and promote "build only" servers

Server finders (like the one mentioned above) can tell you which server host which type of gameplay. For maximum trolling, do not go to psyspade servers.

Beta 0.54

After the developer decided to troll by saying .53 was out, he released .54. This introduced a new gun to the game. Now, along with the semi-auto rifle, there is a automatic sub-machine gun to grief even faster with. This new gun is full of rape.

In addition, this version adds the easier /votekick liek the psyspades had. Sorry trolls.