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Jfreedan
Jfreedan (Real Name Carey Martell, also known as The RPG Fanatic, also known as Running Faggot) is a little man/nobody/smug douchebag who takes unwarranted self importance to the next level and barely qualifies as a US Veteran. He claims to be an expert at everything he does such as martial arts, weight training, film and game design, but often gets into arguments with people who actually are professionals. He will never admit he is wrong, and go through great lengths to prove that he is correct about every subject known to man even if the rest of the world knows he's nothing more than a lying sack of shit. His review show "The RPG Fanatic" shows just how much "talent" he has in film making, which is nothing more than a low quality mimic of AVGN Irate Gamer staring Jfreedan who claims to know everything there is about RPGs and talking sword that says "hilarious" quotes such as "Well this game sucks donkey balls!" He also occasionally dresses up as Pedobear too, showing us for what he truly is. What a coincidence that he also practices cybering as a young girl too to keep that label. We're just waiting to see him on the news and the person who caught him to say "I found him out using Rules 29 & 30."
Carey Martell is the most vain, self-centered, arrogant troll you'll ever have the displeasure of meeting online. There simply is no match for his deluded ego on this planet, it makes Billy Idol Doug Walker seem like the most humble person ever to have walked the earth in comparison. Apparently, he also suffers from That Guy With The Glasses syndrome, because Jfreedan thinks that whatever he says is holy and true and whoever makes a video disagreeing with him will inflict severe butthurt and will send his fanbois (and occasionally himself, if he can get off of his lazy ass from eating lead paint chips to do so), flag the video to oblivion, then fap in celebration once it's removed. If the account was removed too, he picks a random fan to suck his minicock too. (regardless of gender 0.0)
He dared tell people he was an expert on martial arts on grounds that his training was all hyperbolic and pulled straight out of Dragon Ball. (of course he'll swear up and down this is all 'military training' and that our puny civilian training is just no match for his power level of over 9000) He also has a job of making the legal system his bitch, because he thinks his videos are so prized and flawless, that only he can use them and anyone else who can get their hands on them will get sued for copyright infringement and get teh banhammer.
His other hobbies include scaring the shit out of little kids at McDonalds with a scary clown costume[2] TWICE (but the second one was removed), working out [3], and being self deluded that he is god [4].
Carey Martell also has won several awards nationwide for most punchable face in the USA in back to back years. If you see him, congratulate him!
He's also available for parties, weddings, bah mitzvahs and the like. Book him now by doing an internet search for Martell Brothers' Studio. [5] You know, in case your bah mitzvah wasn't gay enough as it was before.
Asalieri vs. Jfreedan
After harassment and "slander" by local meta fatass, Asalieri, Jfreedan decided to exercise his power of God and close Asa's account just because he does not want to admit he is wrong. Shitstorm on the way and lulz to be had? You betcha. Earning himself a new nickname "Running Faggot" to boot. Just don't call him that, since he's mighty sensitive around the word faggot.
GotGame
Recently he has received partnership of GotGame so he can join other talentless hacks such as Irate Gamer and Retrogamer3.
Deathfist Ninja GKaiser
Deathfist Ninja GKaiser is a film Carey is working on with a $1,000 which he got from idiots who were stupid enough to fund his Kickstarter. He first wanted $6,000 but real film professionals called him out for the hack that he is. This caused a 16 page long argument. [6]
Shut the fuck up about Jfreedan Day
Apperently, Carey was so lulzworthy, there is even a whole day dedicated to himself to boost his ego to the equivalent of Silent Rob. On June 26th, jfreedan is never to be spoken of on that whole day. You have to suck the biggest one to get THAT honor.
