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“
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Maybe I should have killed four or five hundred people. Then I would have felt better. Then I would have felt like I really offered society something.
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„
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—Charles Manson
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FPS, Single Player
| RANK
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W-RANK*
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E-RANK**
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PLAYER
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KILLS
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INJURED
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AN HERO
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YEAR
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| 1
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1 (85)
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1 (100%)
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Anders Behring Breivik
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91+
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0
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N
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2011
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| 2
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2 (68.7)
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8 (62%)
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Woo Bum-kon
|
57
|
35
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Y
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1982
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| 3
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3 (42)
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6 (62.5%)
|
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Martin Bryant
|
35
|
21
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N
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1996
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| 4
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4 (40.3)
|
9 (56.1%)
|
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Cho Seung-Hui
|
32
|
25
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Y
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2007
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| 5
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6 (31)
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1 (91%)
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Mutsuo Toi
|
30
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3
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Y
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1938
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| 6
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1 (70.7)
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20 (18.8%)
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Baruch Goldstein
|
29
|
125
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N
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1994
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| 7
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5 (36.3)
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16 (36.5%)
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Tian Mingjian
|
23
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40+
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N
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1994
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| 8
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7 (29.7)
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10 (53.5%)
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George Hennard
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23
|
20
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Y
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1991
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| 9
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8 (27.3)
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11 (52.5%)
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James Huberty
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21
|
19
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N
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1984
|
| 10
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9 (27.3)
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17 (35.4%)
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Charles Whitman
|
17
|
31
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N
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1966
|
| 11
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11 (22)
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13 (51.1%)
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Thomas Hamilton
|
17
|
15
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Y
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1996
|
| 12
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12 (21)
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12 (51.6%)
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Michael Ryan
|
16
|
15
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Y
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1987
|
| 13
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15 (18.3)
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5 (69.6%)
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Robert Steinhäuser
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16
|
7
|
Y
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2002
|
| 14
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16 (18)
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7 (62.5%)
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Tim Kretschmer
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15
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9
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Y
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2009
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| 15
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14 (18.7)
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14 (50%)
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Marc Lépine
|
14
|
14
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Y
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1989
|
| 16
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17 (16)
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4 (70%)
|
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Patrick Sherrill
|
14
|
6
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Y
|
1986
|
| 17
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10 (23)
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19 (30.2%)
|
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Nidal Malik Hasan
|
13
|
30
|
N
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2009
|
| 18
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19 (14.3)
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3 (76.5%)
|
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Jiverly Wong
|
13
|
4
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Y
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2009
|
| 19
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20 (14)
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2 (81.3%)
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David Gray
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13
|
3
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N
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1990
|
| 20
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13 (20.3)
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18 (32.4%)
|
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Derrick Bird
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12
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25
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Y
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2010
|
| 21
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18 (16.3)
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15 (48%)
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Mark Barton
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12
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13
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Y
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1999
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*weighted rank (1 kill = 3 injuries = 1 point)
**efficiency rank ( (kills / (kills+injuries) ) * 100 )
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FPS, Co-Op Mode
| RANK
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PLAYERS
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KILLS
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INJURED
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AVG KILLS
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AN HERO
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YEAR
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| 1
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Eric Harris, Dylan Klebold
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13
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24
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6.5
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Y,Y
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1999
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| 2
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Mitchell Johnson, Andrew Golden
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5
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10
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2.5
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N,N
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1998
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| 3
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Jason Harless, Jason McCoy
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2
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0
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1
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N,N
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1988
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Bomberman
Microsoft Flight Simulator
Calloway inflicted more injuries than Bishop, but somehow managed to drop the ball and got restrained by the very same flight crew he had just brutally beaten with a hammer and thus survived his attempt to become An Hero.
How to High Score
- Be from somewhere where murder isn't an everyday occurrence and people actually care when you go on a shooting rampage. If you speak English and are white, you probably have this covered.
- Play video games and listen to metal. They will train you to kill better.
- Leave behind lulzy statements and media so that you will be remembered. Nobody cares about a vanilla killer.
- Kill people who have absolutely nothing to do with your problem. They still deserve it.
- Offing yourself does not count as a kill, but it does make you an hero.
Notable Losers
- Mr. Saari, 10 kills / 1 injured
- Jeff Weise, 9 kills / 5 injured
- Satan Claus, 9 kills / 3 injured
- Pekka-Eric Auvinen, 8 kills / 12 injured
- Robert Hawkins, 8 kills / 4 injured
- Jared Lee Loughner, 6 killed / 14 injured
- Steven Kazmierczak, 5 kills / 23 injured
- Nghtmrchld26, 4 kills / 5 injured
- George Sodini, 3 kills / 9 injured
- Brenda-Ann Spencer, 2 kills / 9 injured, and was immortalized in the song "I Don't Like Mondays" by the Boomtown Rats.
- Jason Rodriguez, 1 kill / 5 injured, follow up of the Fort Hood Shooting.
- Raoul Moat, 1 kill / 2 injured, now worshipped by Chavs across the country
- Robert Butler jr, 1 kill / 1 injured
- Asa Coon, 0 kills / 4 injured
