Gay marriage
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Now legal in New York. Everyone knew it was the faggot capital, now they get tax breaks! Yay!
Those gays getting married in New York has ruined the sanctity of my marriage. Thanks a lot, gays. Now I can't stay married to my wife in my own home. Your marriage affected mine dramatically.
Oh wait. Uhhh.... Ya, nevermind, it didn't affect me at all... sometimes I get the two confused.