Erik Rhodes

Erik Rhodes (real name James) is what happens when you give a homosexual some GHB, LSD, HGH, HIV, and every other acronym under the sun. The resulting creation resembles a cross between Frankenstein's monster and the Hulk with a ridiculous Jersey Shore spray tan. When not getting assfucked on camera for money, Erik takes to the needle to escape his life as the guy everyone stares at, then he gets on Tumblr to express his deep depression and creative thoughts. Erik's life centers around not going to the gym but shooting enough roids to make Jeremy Jackson cringe, and doing more drugs in a day than Amy Winehouse did after her career began to tank. Erik relishes his hatemail, and has accepted his role as life's lulzcow.

Tumblr activity

Erik's favorite pastime in the whole wide world is to write about how much he hates his life. He's made a hobby of discussing his suicide, and has even supported others who decide to venture down an heroic path. Here are a few samples of posts from Erik's Tumblr.

	“	Basically all i had to do was supply my blood. He would cook us both up a shot and he’d administer mine first, but right before giving me a shot big enough to stop my heart, he pull the needle out after filling it up with my blood… then he would inject it into himself… I guess if my eyes weren’t rolling in the back of my head, i would possibly think it was to over the top. But it seemed very normal…	„
	—Source

Personal life

Rhodes used to get fucked by fashion designer Marc Jacobs, you know, the guy whose shit you have to buy for your girlfriend to get her to put out. Rhodes denied involvement. The rest of Rhodes' personal life is rather forgettable, but consists of blacking out and getting arrested for roid-raging, nearly overdosing on the daily, making gay porn, and writing about it on Tumblr.