Adele

Adelephant was born in a Mcdonalds, known under the mononym Adele, is an English singer-songwriter. She is an epitome of white trash proven in part by her favorite form of relaxation: smoking. Her second favorite is eating sticks of butter while washing them down with glasses of what she thinks is fine red wine.

Her closeted lesbianism has inspired her music, encouraging other fat-ass female and gay/transgender fans to join her in a mass-hysterical, man-hating, butter-stick-fueled rage.

After soft peddling her loud-mouth slut dreams in the 19 and 21 albums she plans to proudly demonstrate her white trash roots in her third album, which she will write while living in trailer parks throughout the greater Austin, Texas and Nashville, Tennessee areas.

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