Wattpad

Wattpad users when created their horny fantasy

Wattpad is a terrifying website where edgelords and 16 year old girls will write some of the most retarded pieces of "literature" possible. They will usually write stories about one of the following:

• Bakugou • Any member of BTS • Any character from Harry Potter, but mainly Draco Malfoy. • Dream / Members of the DreamSMP • Rape • Any Haikyuu character

Wattpad is proof society has fallen and all hope is lost.

How to create a Wattpad

1. Get a character from any series

2. Make them have sex with your OC

3. Big fight over your OC having sex.

4. ???

5. PROFIT!

Types of Wattpads

• The Horny girls: The girls write stories about an girl having sex with a fuckboy, their stories contain no depth and the fuckboy is misogynistic.

• The Stans: They write complete nonsensical plot about their idol fucking them. It would be pedophilia for most articles to have them fucking you anyways.

• The Fantards: People that write fan fiction as shit as My Immortal, usually about some lonely girl OC with no friends.

• The Weebs: Usually about someone having a crush and getting laid on by the crush. The characters are written to be be such "badasses" despite having no personality.

Features

Wattpad girl looks at shit

You want to get money from your shitty piece of "literature" that you think is a "masterpiece"? You can charge money for it so now people will have to give you money in order to read your Wattpad, people will pay for anything so they will be bound to pay for your "work". Then the moolah will be rolling in and you will be rich.

Want to be more famous? You can be nominated for an award show the best Wattpads. Everything on this website is shit though, so who wins or even gets nominated is complete based on the editors dumbass minds.

Not famous enough? Even if won an award. You Wattpad could be turn into a film. The films however despite having a fucking budget are even shitter than Wattpads their based on, and that's some pretty low bars.

How to troll Wattpad users

1. Tell them that they suck at writing.

1. Tell them that there to horny to come up with something not about sex.

1. Tell them that they will never get laid.

1. Tell them that there going nowhere on Wattpad.

1. Tell them that Wattpad awards don't matter.

1. Tell them that the movie adaption suck.

1. Tell them that Wattpad is a waste of time.

See Also

• Fanfiction.net

• Tumblr

• Urban Dictionary

• Fan Fiction

• Porn

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