Furluminati

Official Furluminati logo

Furry Illuminati have produced a fun trading game for children, which shows the positive qualites of furries and a furry-run world government.

The furluminate is rumored to exercise total control of the media.

The Furlumanti controls most banks.

Also known as the Furry Illuminati. A secret organization that exists to create moar Drama. Members of this group are leaders within the Furry Community that go around spreading lies and misinformation (if they didn't exist, then they wouldn't have had to edit this) about the furry community. Its leader, the puppy rapist ContiE, prevents verifiable sources from giving the truth about furries on wikipedia's furry articles and other places--including facts from reliable media sources like MTV and Vanity fair as well as pictures that tell the truth. If you think Bugs Bunny or Chewbacca are cool you are not a furry, but if you want to have sex with them you are--but The Furluminati claims that anyone who has watched either on TV is a furry. The Furluminati is associated with the Otherkin conspiracy.

The true Cause

Many people died to get this top secret information. Memorize it well, lest the Furluminati delete this entire section because of its compromising qualities.

The Furluminati want to overthrow the government, secure a new world order run by furries, and kill all humans and make them their slaves, in that order. The Furluminati have a strong grip in Europe, Australia and Canada, and they intend to overthrow the American government next. YOU MUST STOP THEM, THEY WILL KILL YOU!

Confirmed members

• Typhon is one of the many Furluminati trying to change ED
• Sage Freehaven
• Cigarskunk (FUCK YEAH!)

External links

• Furluminati on youtube
• Examples of one their many propaganda.
• Killhamster fights the Furluminati
• Furry Conspiracy
• Furluminati Livejournal
• Furluminati also covers up government conspiracies like 9/11
• Even talk pages are not safe from the furluminati
• The Furluminati in action

The above statement would not have been said if the Furluminati didn't actually exist. The people would have said "Oh look, propaganda" and carried on with their lives, forgotten of the Furluminati.