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KrappleGuy

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Somewhere in the smog-ridden bile-filled gutters of San Gabriel, California, congealed a writhing mass of horrid taste in hairstyles, self-hatred, and sheer fucking stupidity. This Mexican equivelant of a turd thought it would be a swell idea to get online and try too hard everywhere.

His name? Mark Joseph Ortiz. Or KrappleGuy to most... Or "that retarded spic" to anyone else worth half a bag of shit. He had high hopes of someday becoming an internet bigshot, only to have all his dreams dashed by his enemies, his friends... everyone, really.

We start our charming tale at KrappleKomputerKompany, a sub-par chan run by a mentally handicapped weeaboo. While staffed under the KKK, Krapple contributed possibly the only thing worth half a slice of minced asscheek; /cwc/, the home of Chris-Chan enthusiasts, second only to the Chris-Chan site people ACTUALLY go to--the cwcki. Once KKK was shut down, it was then that KrappleGuy began his long tenure of shitfesting atlegi0n.org. It was quickly discovered that, aside from buying the domain names and handing out staff positions like a whore passes out VD, he amounted to two things: jack and shit. Not long after the birth of legi0n, Krapple made another doozy of a good decision. He added Ickeriss to staff as an admin, hoping to gain himself a bit of dat hardcore e-cred.