KrappleGuy

Krapple the Guy

Somewhere in the smog-ridden bile-filled gutters of San Gabriel, California, congealed a writhing mass of horrid taste in hairstyles, self-hatred, and sheer fucking stupidity. This Mexican equivalent of a turd thought it would be a swell idea to get online and try too hard everywhere. His name? Mark Joseph Ortiz. Or KrappleGuy to most... Or "that retarded spic" to anyone else worth half a bag of shit. He had high hopes of someday becoming an internet bigshot, only to have all his dreams dashed by his enemies, his friends... everyone, really.

The Start of a Tequila Sunrise

We start our charming tale at KrappleKomputerKompany, a sub-par chan run by a mentally handicapped weeaboo. While staffed under the KKK, Krapple contributed possibly the only thing worth half a slice of minced asscheek; /cwc/, the home of Chris-Chan enthusiasts, second only to the CWCki-- the Chris-Chan site people ACTUALLY go to. Once KKK was shut down, it was then that KrappleGuy began his long tenure of shitfesting atlegi0n.org. It was quickly discovered that, aside from buying the domain names and handing out staff positions like a whore passes out VD, he amounted to two things: jack and shit. Not long after the birth of legi0n, Krapple made another doozy of a good decision. After stumbling upon a certain unwilling immortal and becoming fascinated by the video of him spewing vampire piss all over Chris-chan’s stolen Sonichu medallion, Mark promptly added Ickeriss to staff as an admin, hoping to gain himself a bit of dat hardcore e-cred. The opportunity for power soon went straight to Ickeriss’s head and it wasn’t long before he began making plans to overthrow Krapple. That’s right, folks. Even emaciated, pale, crooked-dicked Ickeriss could see that Krapple was a feeble-minded idiot who contributed nothing to a site he claimed as his own. As is wonderfully detailed over in the legi0n article (refer to above link), the resulting hooplah with Lotz proved to be quite a self-coup de grace, as it were, resulting in much drama, butthurt, and legi0n being closed down. As if anyone expected anything else from Mr. Rice and Beans.

Hold the Phone

Being the epic supertroll he though he was, Mark decided it would be a fantastic (and not retarded in the slightest) idea to talk about teh internetz at a party he was invited to with a few friends he had from college. A few tales of righteous and noble internet calamity, paired with an experience level in drinking equivalent to that of a socially retarded turbo-virgin, suddenly gave Krapple the idea to prank call a former friend/crush-turned-enemy with whom a feud existed for no apparent reason. Allegedly, she told him he was ruining the internet by putting up fliers for an IRL raid. Mark gave the bonny lass' number to his gracious host, who pranked her by mumbling into his phone and then hanging up. Unfortunately for Mark, his shitfaced friend didn’t block his number, and the girl retaliated a few days later by calling said friend back and acquiring Mark’s dox. As an added kick to his small, sensitive testicles, Mark's dox somehow ended up in the possession of Riley34470, Mark began shitting himself and gradually started going into hiding. He needed a siesta, I suppose.

The Unholy Feud

“	“I’ll fix her wagon.”	„
—I bet you will, big boy

Although his claim to fame were the few videos and the board he made about Chris-chan, anyone who talked to Krapple knew that his greatest obsession was the girl he “pranked” at the party in a drunken stupor, Brittany Holechko, or IHM to most. He referred to her as one of his biggest enemies and made many videos about her on YouTube over the course of 2009-2010 as well as releasing several “funpacks” which included pictures of her and general information. But what caused such a ruckus? When Krapple was pressed on this issue, he was dodgy with his information and about what really went on before he made Brittany his self-proclaimed nemesis. The truth was not surprising.

“	“We started chatting on MSN, he introduced himself as Alec and showed me all the shit he was doing, mainly chris chan stuff and I told him I had never really looked into chris chan etc because I hadn't, I only vaguely cared in 2008 when I was in FCTC and the medallions were had and dropped. We were comparing the sizes of our e-peens and talked for maybe a week before it started to go downhill quick. I had done some pranks with him, and he invited someone named Hans or something into the call and I was favoring Hans because he was funny. Krapple sucked at pranks and used his annoying as fuck voice to do them in, and just repeated memes and unfunny sayings over and over again. Krapple and I would also text and chat on the phone a little bit, but I'd always end up making excuses to get off or ignore him because his voice annoyed the hell out of me. He ended up confessing he had a crush on me, and was getting jealous of me chatting to Hans. Around the same time of me rejecting his advances, he told me about how he was planning to open a new website [I think it was legi0n actually] and said he was going to go around town and put up posters advertising it and also planning IRL raids with those posters. I called him a complete fucking idiot and told him if he brought the internet to IRL in such a gay fashion I'd dox the shit out of him and that'd be that. We stopped talking shortly afterwards and he had it out for me ever since.”	„
— IHM on meeting Krapple

TL;DR Krapple is easily heartbroken and butthurt and then goes off on two year excursions making videos about those who spurned him.