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Drawn Sex
There are many pay-to-play cartoon porn sites out there, filled with lots of pictures of Homer sticking it in Marge's pooper, or Fred Flinstone shoving his face in Wilma's cunt. We see them all the time. But none of them are quite like Drawn Sex. To get an idea of what Drawn Sex is like, imagine an orgy of poorly made surrealist art fucking each other with 2 foot long dicks. That's basically what Drawn Sex is, and it is somehow worse than everything ever posted on /b/ combined. The site is run by a group of foreigners who know less English than a mexican immigrant. We here at ED can't imagine why anyone would pay to view this shitty porn, besides from the fact that it yields many lulz. It is unknown whether or not Drawnsex.com artists are aware that they're the laughing stock of the intertubes.
BART GET OUT IM PISS
Drawn Sex also gave birth to the mini meme, 'BART GET OUT I'M PISS', which originated from the Simpsons comic to the right. /b/tards tend to shout it out during Drawn Sex threads or Simpsons porn threads, or just to show that the porn being posted is of a very poor nature.
Drawnsex Under The Hood
A severe XSS vulnerability has been recently found in the drawn-sex comment system. If a user wanted to hax the site for lulz and profit, they could include some malicious javascript code and do an amalgam of hilarious things, such as redirect the page to Goatse or Last Measure. The foreigners running the site will frantically try to dish out banhammers long after most of the damage has been done, while they sob as they fap to Bart Simpson naked, trying to figure out how to secure their code.
The Drawnsex Drinking Game
While Drawnsex porn may be unfappable, its entertainment value is not untappable. Whether you're just perusing the comics for the lulz or trying to find good shoop material, be sure to keep your favorite forty ounce nearby and knock back a shot each time you come across one of these Drawnsex trademarks! (enjoy your hepatitis)
- "OPS!"
- Inexplicable close-up of a poorly drawn penis
- SPLASH!
- Inconsistent character appearance
- European-Mexican Engrish
- Bizarre crossovers
- AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR!
- "Ah, Men"
- Cocks that look like orange peels
- Obvious traces of other internet porn artists
- Obvious stolen pics with a hueg DS watermark on them
- "AAAAAAAAAAA"
- YEACH!
The Drawnsex Non-Drinking Game
Paheal members are known to try to be the first to copy one of the above outbursts as a comment. It's best to get to a pic and copy an outburst as early as possible from the time it was posted before another member claims it as their own.
oh god why
Gallery of Drawnsex
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GRRRRRRRR
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What is seen cannot be unseen...
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And there's other times where you wish you were just blind.
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I NEED THIS FUCKING PUMPKINS NOW GUYS!
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PUSSY PUSSY!
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SUCK HIM BART! FASTER BABE!
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Somewhere,someone is fapping to this.
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SHIRT!!!
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Santa's Little Harmonica.
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He may not be a meme, but his COCK-HEAD IS BLUE.
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What is it with Drawn Sex and Lisa Simpson's urinary tract?
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A roundabout way to tell Seth MacFarlane to go fuck himself.
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Violet pussy. Toys from childhood. LOLWUT
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Random thoughts of badly-drawn vaginal penetration.
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We weren't kidding aboout the surrealism. Dali would weep.
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HUGE CORN.
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Yuip! What's the hell?
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Only woman can get to woman such pleasure!
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Do not cry for Scooby, for he is already dead..
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This deepthroat shows me how deep throat can be!
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Oh, Bart's poor ass!
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Aye Carumba!
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