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Paul 'Snerf' Vanderzee is a massive lolcow.
Get on here and ask Paul if Icechat supports Linux!

Paul Vanderzee, also known IIRC as snerf, is a lolcow and owner of the IceChat IRC Client. Hanging in the channel '#icechat' on QuakeNet, he offers you support on the client.

Discovery of lolcow potential

While a /b/tard was using IceChat to engage in hard gay chats, he encountered a problem, which led to him entering the IceChat support channel. Immediately banned, a fellow /b/tard flooded Paul's sorry ass. This resulted in Paul threatening to be PRESSIN CHARGES on the innocent user. Realizing his level of buttrange, even more fellow /b/tards joined in, contacting Paul directly. Also, even garrett was refused support.

Logs

As Provel:

<Provel> [20:01] <Provel> why so version
<Provel> [20:01] * Akella ([email protected]) has joined #icechat
<Provel> [20:01] <@Snerf> hmm?
<Provel> [20:02] <Provel> ctcp version
<Provel> [20:02] <@Snerf> oh,probably  my script
<Provel> [20:02] * Akella ([email protected]) has left #icechat
<Provel> [20:03] <Provel> btw, i tried 9 and it crashed when i opened logs
<Provel> [20:03] <@Snerf> ok
<Provel> [20:03] <@Snerf> Newer version coming out soon anyways
<Provel> [20:05] <Provel> right now my only real problem with 7 is that it locks up hard durring floods

As armucat:

(2011-10-11 22:55:51) armucat: y u ppl b& provel?
(2011-10-11 22:56:08) armucat: tht wsnt vry nice
(2011-10-11 22:56:30) Snerf: something we can do for your armucat?
(2011-10-11 22:56:43) armucat: no my armucat is fine
(2011-10-11 22:56:54) armucat: but provel is really sad
(2011-10-11 22:57:06) Snerf: ugh, another pathetic little worm
(2011-10-11 22:57:12) TAdams [[email protected]] entered the room.
(2011-10-11 22:57:13) armucat: cat*
(2011-10-11 22:57:13) mode (+v TAdams) by Q
(2011-10-11 22:57:18) Snerf: Why dont you people have anything better to do?
(2011-10-11 22:57:29) Snerf: children should be doing homework, not IRC
(2011-10-11 22:57:36) You have been kicked by Snerf: (armucat)

As AlmaWade:

**** BEGIN LOGGING AT Tue Oct 11 23:37:58 2011

[Snerf has address [email protected]]
Oct 11 23:37:58 <Snerf>	stop trolling plz
Oct 11 23:38:04 <Angelika>	/!\ NO /!\
Oct 11 23:38:11 <Angelika>	FUCK CHECHENS AND THE POPE
Oct 11 23:38:24 <Snerf>	lol.. ok. be a child about it then
Oct 11 23:38:31 <Snerf>	go kick and scream like a 2yr old
Oct 11 23:38:34 <Angelika>	SUCK BUTTER FROM MY ASS
Oct 11 23:38:47 <Snerf>	mmmmm... bend over then
Oct 11 23:39:12 <Snerf>	and your keyboard is broken


Oct 12 01:02:35 <AlmaWade>	How's the autism going, Paul?
Oct 12 01:02:50 <Snerf>	mm?
Oct 12 01:02:58 <AlmaWade>	y u mean to my fren provel
Oct 12 01:03:07 <Snerf>	huh?
Oct 12 01:03:17 <Snerf>	can you write proper english ?
Oct 12 01:03:40 <AlmaWade>	But proper English has capital letters at the beginning of a sentence.
Oct 12 01:03:46 <Snerf>	yes, true.. 
Oct 12 01:03:52 <Snerf>	but that doesnt answer the question
Oct 12 01:04:08 <AlmaWade>	you hurt my chat friend provel's feelings :(
Oct 12 01:04:09 <Snerf>	But I take it, you are only messaging me to piss me off
Oct 12 01:04:12 <Snerf>	oh.h...
Oct 12 01:04:20 <Snerf>	tell him to go fuck off and die then, and take you with him
Oct 12 01:04:26 <Snerf>	do the world a favor
Oct 12 01:04:41 <AlmaWade>	now you hurt my feelings
Oct 12 01:04:48 <AlmaWade>	that wasn't a nice thing to say :(
Oct 12 01:04:53 <Snerf>	No?
Oct 12 01:05:01 <Snerf>	well, must be my autism kicking in, huh?
Oct 12 01:05:10 <AlmaWade>	over 20 pounds of it
Oct 12 01:05:14 <Snerf>	Since you seem to think you are such a smart ass
Oct 12 01:05:25 <Snerf>	You always love being someone elses bitch?
Oct 12 01:05:37 <AlmaWade>	only if there's cheesecake involved
Oct 12 01:05:37 <Snerf>	Since he doesnt seem to hve a mind of his own, nor do you
Oct 12 01:05:54 <Snerf>	I added him to ignore, are you next?
Oct 12 01:06:05 <Snerf>	cuz honestly, he wasted my time
Oct 12 01:06:06 <AlmaWade>	I don't know, why don't you ask my butt?
Oct 12 01:06:12 <Snerf>	good bye
Oct 12 01:06:16 <AlmaWade>	i love you
Oct 12 01:06:21 <Snerf>	<kisses>
Oct 12 01:07:13 <Snerf>	fucking losers.. sheesh
Oct 12 01:07:38 <AlmaWade>	i feel bullied by that comment sir
Oct 12 01:07:52 <Snerf>	w/c
Oct 12 01:08:02 <AlmaWade>	no ur a water closet
Oct 12 01:08:04 <Snerf>	that was not meant for your ears
Oct 12 01:08:24 <AlmaWade>	>implying I can hear text on a screen
Oct 12 01:08:33 <Snerf>	I thoguht you were handicapped
Oct 12 01:08:40 <Snerf>	I apologize if you are not
Oct 12 01:09:01 <AlmaWade>	i lost my second anus crash landing a dongcopter back in chechnya :(
Oct 12 01:09:17 <Snerf>	So, hoenstly kid, whats your issue, Why are you being such a prick?
Oct 12 01:09:25 <Snerf>	Just to piss me off, or are ya just bored?
Oct 12 01:09:46 <AlmaWade>	because I'm bored and had a floodan script
Oct 12 01:09:50 <AlmaWade>	(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ 
Oct 12 01:10:08 <Snerf>	You had a what?
Oct 12 01:10:34 <AlmaWade>	a few thousand socks proxies and a script to flood with them
Oct 12 01:10:39 <AlmaWade>	its really quite fun
Oct 12 01:10:51 <Snerf>	And what is the purpose of this?
Oct 12 01:10:56 <Snerf>	To get under my skin 
Oct 12 01:11:20 <AlmaWade>	i think it worked
Oct 12 01:11:30 <Snerf>	Yes it did, do you feel better now?
Oct 12 01:11:45 <Snerf>	Mision Accomplished, as they say
Oct 12 01:11:58 <AlmaWade>	no
Oct 12 01:12:08 <AlmaWade>	i spilled fucking pepsi on my shirt
Oct 12 01:13:08 <Snerf>	Well, good bye then, unlike you who has no job, I need to sleep to go to mine to help pay for the food I put in my mouth, while you live off the govt since you cant find a minumum wasge job
Oct 12 01:13:19 <Snerf>	So, farewell
Oct 12 01:13:34 <AlmaWade>	i suck dicks for money behind the apple store :(
**** ENDING LOGGING AT Wed Oct 12 01:14:31 2011

As Provel in a later time:

<Provel> Session Start: Wed Oct 12 00:48:32 2011
<Provel> [00:48] <Provel> i have no boats
<Provel> [00:48] <Provel>  i only asked for support
<Provel> [00:49] <Snerf> And you were denied it, move along, its a free program
<Provel> [00:49] <Provel> also you had my ip when i joined the channel
<Provel> [00:49] <Snerf> I am sure you have plenty of other people to go bother
<Provel> [00:50] <Provel> also i asked a friend to ask you to unban me and you banned him because he asked
<Provel> [00:50] <Snerf> Are you still rambling?
<Provel> [00:50] <Snerf> Cant give it a rest, can you?
<Provel> [00:51] <Provel> im just wondering why you think that i did something
<Provel> [00:51] <Snerf> Why does it matter?
<Provel> [00:51] <Snerf> Look at all the problems you caused as a result of it. That justifies my actions
<Provel> [00:51] <Provel> um nope
<Provel> [00:52] <Provel> asking for help/support doesnt = problems in my book
<Provel> [00:52] <Snerf> Um yes it does
<Provel> [00:52] <Snerf> no, the flooding of all the bots, that was because of YOU!
<Provel> [00:52] <Provel> once again no
<Provel> [00:52] <Snerf> Yes, you can deny it all you want. byt they didnt just come for no reason, was not until I banned you
<Provel> [00:53] <Snerf> So, your fault buddy
<Provel> [00:53] <Snerf> And for that, I am pressing charges
<Provel> [00:53] <Provel> still no
<Provel> [00:53] <Snerf> Deny it all you want, you caused it
<Provel> [00:53] <Snerf> And you are still harassing me, as a result of it, cuz that wasnt good enough
<Provel> [00:54] <Provel> im not harassing you
<Provel> [00:54] <Snerf> Do you think you are required free support, for some reason?
<Provel> [00:55] <Provel> well the site doesnt say that you charge for support so yes
<Provel> [00:55] <Provel> also unless you forget i was trying to be helpful
<Provel> [00:55] <Snerf> Well, you are mistaken, you are not entitled to it, if I do not feel like giving it to you
<Provel> [00:56] <Snerf> If I dont want to give it, I dont have to, It is my choice, not yours.
<Provel> [00:56] <Snerf> My choice was, not to give it. I do not need to give you any reason to justify my reason
<Provel> [00:57] <Snerf> I dont care if you dont like it, suck it up, its a free program, go find another one
<Provel> [00:57] <Provel> then you should remove all irc links from the software and website
<Provel> [00:57] <Snerf> No
<Provel> [00:57] <Provel> why not
<Provel> [00:58] <Provel> you arent going to provide support
<Provel> [00:58] <Snerf> Not going to provide support to YOU
<Provel> [00:58] <Snerf> dont you understand that ?
<Provel> [00:58] <Provel> thats funny
<Provel> [00:59] <Snerf> I guess I did not mke it clear enough for you
<Provel> [00:59] <Provel> so if someone tries to help you you wont provide support
<Provel> [00:59] <Snerf> No, if somesighs
<Provel> [01:00] <Snerf> Your wasting my time
<Provel> [01:00] <Snerf> good  bye
<Provel> [01:00] <Provel> how was i a jackass?
<Provel> [01:00] * Snerf [01:01] <Provel> dude, i just wanted a better working version of ice chat
<Provel> [01:01] <Snerf> Why must you continue, ae you enjoying this?
<Provel> [01:02] <Snerf> Are you just online to piss people off?
<Provel> [01:02] <Snerf> cuz your doing a fine fucking jop of it
<Provel> [01:02] <Snerf> added to ignore
<Provel> [01:02] <Provel> ;_;

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