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Whan that aprill with his shoures soote

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The droghte of march hath perced to the roote,

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And bathed every veyne in swich licour

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Of which vertu engendred is the flour;

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Whan zephirus eek with his sweete breeth

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Inspired hath in every holt and heeth

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Tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne

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Hath in the ram his halve cours yronne,

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And smale foweles maken melodye,

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That slepen al the nyght with open ye

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(so priketh hem nature in hir corages);

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Thanne longen folk to goon on pilgrimages,

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And palmeres for to seken straunge strondes,

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To ferne halwes, kowthe in sondry londes;

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And specially from every shires ende

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Of engelond to caunterbury they wende,

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The hooly blisful martir for to seke,

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That hem hath holpen whan that they were seeke.

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Bifil that in that seson on a day,

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In southwerk at the tabard as I lay

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Redy to wenden on my pilgrymage

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To caunterbury with ful devout corage,

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At nyght was come into that hostelrye

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Wel nyne and twenty in a compaignye,

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Of sondry folk, by aventure yfalle

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In felaweshipe, and pilgrimes were they alle,

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That toward caunterbury wolden ryde.

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The chambres and the stables weren wyde,

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And wel we weren esed atte beste.

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And shortly, whan the sonne was to reste,

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So hadde I spoken with hem everichon

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That I was of hir felaweshipe anon,

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And made forward erly for to ryse,

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To take oure wey ther as I yow devyse.

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But nathelees, whil I have tyme and space,

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Er that I ferther in this tale pace,

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Me thynketh it acordaunt to resoun

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To telle yow al the condicioun

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Of ech of hem, so as it semed me,

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And whiche they weren, and of what degree,

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And eek in what array that they were inne;

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And at a knyght than wol I first bigynne.

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A knyght ther was, and that a worthy man,

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That fro the tyme that he first bigan

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To riden out, he loved chivalrie,

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Trouthe and honour, fredom and curteisie.

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Ful worthy was he in his lordes werre,

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And therto hadde he riden, no man ferre,

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As wel in cristendom as in hethenesse,

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And evere honoured for his worthynesse.

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At Alisaundre he was whan it was wonne.

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Ful ofte tyme he hadde the bord bigonne

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Aboven alle nacions in pruce;

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In lettow hadde he reysed and in ruce,

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No cristen man so ofte of his degree.

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In gernade at the seege eek hadde he be

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Of algezir, and riden in belmarye.

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At lyeys was he and at satalye,

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Whan they were wonne; and in the grete see

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At many a noble armee hadde he be.

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At mortal batailles hadde he been fiftene,

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And foughten for oure feith at tramyssene

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In lystes thries, and ay slayn his foo.

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This ilke worthy knyght hadde been also

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Somtyme with the lord of palatye

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Agayn another hethen in turkye. Page 18

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And everemoore he hadde a sovereyn prys;

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And though that he were worthy, he was wys,

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And of his port as meeke as is a mayde.

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He nevere yet no vileynye ne sayde

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In al his lyf unto no maner wight.

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He was a verray, parfit gentil knyght.

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But, for to tellen yow of his array,

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His hors were goode, but he was nat gay.

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Of fustian he wered a gypon

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Al bismotered with his habergeon,

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For he was late ycome from his viage,

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And wente for to doon his pilgrymage.

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With hym ther was his sone, a yong squier,

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A lovyere and a lusty bacheler,

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With lokkes crulle as they were leyd in presse.

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Of twenty yeer of age he was, I gesse.

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Of his stature he was of evene lengthe,

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And wonderly delyvere, and of greet strengthe.

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And he hadde been somtyme in chyvachie

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In flaundres, in artoys, and pycardie,

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And born hym weel, as of so litel space,

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In hope to stonden in his lady grace.

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Embrouded was he, as it were a meede

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Al ful of fresshe floures, whyte and reede.

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Syngynge he was, or floytynge, al the day;

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He was as fressh as is the month of may.

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Short was his gowne, with sleves longe and wyde.

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Wel koude he sitte on hors and faire ryde.

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He koude songes make and wel endite,

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Juste and eek daunce, and weel purtreye and write.

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So hoote he lovede that by nyghtertale.

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He sleep namoore than dooth a nyghtyngale.

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Curteis he was, lowely, and servysable,

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And carf biforn his fader at the table.

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A yeman hadde he and servantz namo

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At that tyme, for hym liste ride so,

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And he was clad in cote and hood of grene.

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A sheef of pecok arwes, bright and kene,

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Under his belt he bar ful thriftily,

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(wel koude he dresse his takel yemanly:

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His arwes drouped noght with fetheres lowe)

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And in his hand he baar a myghty bowe.

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A not heed hadde he, with a broun visage.

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Of wodecraft wel koude he al the usage.

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Upon his arm he baar a gay bracer,

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And by his syde a swerd and a bokeler,

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And on that oother syde a gay daggere

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Harneised wel and sharp as point of spere;

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A cristopher on his brest of silver sheene.

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An horn he bar, the bawdryk was of grene;

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A forster was he, soothly, as I gesse.

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Ther was also a nonne, a prioresse,

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That of hir smylyng was ful symple and coy;

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Hire gretteste ooth was but by seinte loy;

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And she was cleped madame eglentyne.

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Ful weel she soong the service dyvyne,

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Entuned in hir nose ful semely,

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And frenssh she spak ful faire and fetisly,

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After the scole of stratford atte bowe,

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For frenssh of parys was to hire unknowe.

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At mete wel ytaught was she with alle:

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She leet no morsel from hir lippes falle,

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Ne wette hir fyngres in hir sauce depe;

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Wel koude she carie a morsel and wel kepe

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That no drope ne fille upon hire brest.

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In curteisie was set ful muchel hir lest.

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Hir over-lippe wyped she so clene

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That in hir coppe ther was no ferthyng sene

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Of grece, whan she dronken hadde hir draughte.

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Ful semely after hir mete she raughte.

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And sikerly she was of greet desport,

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And ful plesaunt, and amyable of port,

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And peyned hire to countrefete cheere

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Of court, and to been estatlich of manere,

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And to ben holden digne of reverence.

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But, for to speken of hire conscience,

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She was so charitable and so pitous

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She wolde wepe, if that she saugh a mous

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Kaught in a trappe, if it were deed or bledde.

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Of smale houndes hadde she that she fedde

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With rosted flessh, or milk and wastel-breed.

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But soore wepte she if oon of hem were deed,

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Or if men smoot it with a yerde smerte;

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And al was conscience and tendre herte.

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Ful semyly hir wympul pynched was,

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Hir nose tretys, hir eyen greye as glas,

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Hir mouth ful smal, and therto softe and reed;

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But sikerly she hadde a fair forheed;

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It was almoost a spanne brood, I trowe;

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For, hardily, she was nat undergrowe.

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Ful fetys was hir cloke, as I was war.

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Of smal coral aboute hire arm she bar

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A peire of bedes, gauded al with grene,

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And theron heng a brooch of gold ful sheene,

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On which ther was first write a crowned a,

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And after amor vincit omnia.

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Another nonne with hire hadde she,

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That was hir chapeleyne, and preestes thre.

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A monk ther was, a fair for the maistrie,

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An outridere, that lovede venerie,

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A manly man, to been an abbot able.

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Ful many a deyntee hors hadde he in stable,

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And whan he rood, men myghte his brydel heere

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Gynglen in a whistlynge wynd als cleere

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And eek as loude as dooth the chapel belle. Page 19

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Ther as this lord was kepere of the celle,

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The reule of seint maure or of seint beneit,

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By cause that it was old and somdel streit

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This ilke monk leet olde thynges pace,

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And heeld after the newe world the space.

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He yaf nat of that text a pulled hen,

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That seith that hunters ben nat hooly men,

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Ne that a monk, whan he is recchelees,

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Is likned til a fissh that is waterlees, --

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This is to seyn, a monk out of his cloystre.

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But thilke text heeld he nat worth an oystre;

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And I seyde his opinion was good.

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What sholde he studie and make hymselven wood,

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Upon a book in cloystre alwey to poure,

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Or swynken with his handes, and laboure,

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As austyn bit? how shal the world be served?

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Lat austyn have his swynk to hym reserved!

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Therfore he was a prikasour aright:

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Grehoundes he hadde as swift as fowel in flight;

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Of prikyng and of huntyng for the hare

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Was al his lust, for no cost wolde he spare.

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I seigh his sleves purfiled at the hond

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With grys, and that the fyneste of a lond;

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And, for to festne his hood under his chyn,

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He hadde of gold ywroght a ful curious pyn;

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A love-knotte in the gretter ende ther was.

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His heed was balled, that shoon as any glas,

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And eek his face, as he hadde been enoynt.

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He was a lord ful fat and in good poynt;

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His eyen stepe, and rollynge in his heed,

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That stemed as a forneys of a leed;

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His bootes souple, his hors in greet estaat.

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Now certeinly he was a fair prelaat;

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He was nat pale as a forpyned goost.

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A fat swan loved he best of any roost.

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His palfrey was as broun as is a berye.

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A frere ther was, a wantowne and a merye,

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A lymytour, a ful solempne man.

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In alle the ordres foure is noon that kan

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So muchel of daliaunce and fair langage.

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He hadde maad ful many a mariage

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Of yonge wommen at his owene cost.

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Unto his ordre he was a noble post.

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Ful wel biloved and famulier was he

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With frankeleyns over al in his contree,

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And eek with worthy wommen of the toun;

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For he hadde power of confessioun,

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As seyde hymself, moore than a curat,

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For of his ordre he was licenciat.

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Ful swetely herde he confessioun,

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And plesaunt was his absolucioun:

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He was an esy man to yeve penaunce,

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Ther as he wiste to have a good pitaunce.

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For unto a povre ordre for to yive

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Is signe that a man is wel yshryve;

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For if he yaf, he dorste make avaunt,

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He wiste that a man was repentaunt;

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For many a man so hard is of his herte,

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He may nat wepe, althogh hym soore smerte.

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Therfore in stede of wepynge and preyeres

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Men moote yeve silver to the povre freres.

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His typet was ay farsed ful of knyves

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And pynnes, for to yeven faire wyves.

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And certeinly he hadde a murye note:

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Wel koude he synge and pleyen on a rote;

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Of yeddynges he baar outrely the pris.

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His nekke whit was as the flour-de-lys;

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Therto he strong was as a champioun.

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He knew the tavernes wel in every toun

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And everich hostiler and tappestere

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Bet than a lazar or a beggestere;

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For unto swich a worthy man as he

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Acorded nat, as by his facultee,

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To have with sike lazars aqueyntaunce.

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It is nat honest, it may nat avaunce,

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For to deelen with no swich poraille,

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But al with riche and selleres of vitaille.

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And over al, ther as profit sholde arise,

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Curteis he was and lowely of servyse.

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Ther nas no man nowher so vertuous.

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He was the beste beggere in his hous;

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(and yaf a certeyne ferme for the graunt;

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Noon of his bretheren cam ther in his haunt;)

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For thogh a wydwe hadde noght a sho,

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So plesaunt was his in principio,

    254

Yet wolde he have a ferthyng, er he wente.

    255

His purchas was wel bettre than his rente.

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And rage he koude, as it were right a whelp.

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In love-dayes ther koude he muchel help,

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For ther he was nat lyk a cloysterer

    259

With a thredbare cope, as is a povre scoler,

    260

But he was lyk a maister or a pope.

    261

Of double worstede was his semycope,

    262

That rounded as a belle out of the presse.

    263

Somwhat he lipsed, for his wantownesse,

    264

To make his englissh sweete upon his tonge;

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And in his harpyng, whan that he hadde songe,

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His eyen twynkled in his heed aryght,

    267

As doon the sterres in the frosty nyght.

    268

This worthy lymytour was cleped huberd.

    269

A marchant was ther with a forked berd,

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In mottelee, and hye on horse he sat;

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Upon his heed a flaundryssh bever hat,

    272

His bootes clasped faire and fetisly.

    273

His resons he spak ful solempnely,

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Sownynge alwey th' encrees of his wynnyng. Page 20

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He wolde the see were kept for any thyng

    276

Bitwixe middelburgh and orewelle.

    277

Wel koude he in eschaunge sheeldes selle.

    278

This worthy man ful wel his wit bisette:

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Ther wiste no wight that he was in dette,

    280

So estatly was he of his governaunce

    281

With his bargaynes and with his chevyssaunce.

    282

For sothe he was a worthy man with alle,

    283

But, sooth to seyn, I noot how men hym calle.

    284

A clerk ther was of oxenford also,

    285

That unto logyk hadde longe ygo.

    286

As leene was his hors as is a rake,

    287

And he nas nat right fat, I undertake,

    288

But looked holwe, and therto sobrely.

    289

Ful thredbare was his overeste courtepy;

    290

For he hadde geten hym yet no benefice,

    291

Ne was so worldly for to have office.

    292

For hym was levere have at his beddes heed

    293

Twenty bookes, clad in blak or reed,

    294

Of aristotle and his philosophie,

    295

Than robes riche, or fithele, or gay sautrie.

    296

But al be that he was a philosophre,

    297

Yet hadde he but litel gold in cofre;

    298

But al that he myghte of his freendes hente,

    299

On bookes and on lernynge he it spente,

    300

And bisily gan for the soules preye

    301

Of hem that yaf hym wherwith to scoleye.

    302

Of studie took he moost cure and moost heede,

    303

Noght o word spak he moore than was neede,

    304

And that was seyd in forme and reverence,

    305

And short and quyk and ful of hy sentence;

    306

Sownynge in moral vertu was his speche,

    307

And gladly wolde he lerne and gladly teche.

    308

A sergeant of the lawe, war and wys,

    309

That often hadde been at the parvys,

    310

Ther was also, ful riche of excellence.

    311

Discreet he was and of greet reverence --

    312

He semed swich, his wordes weren so wise.

    313

Justice he was ful often in assise,

    314

By patente and by pleyn commissioun.

    315

For his science and for his heigh renoun,

    316

Of fees and robes hadde he many oon.

    317

So greet a purchasour was nowher noon:

    318

Al was fee symple to hym in effect;

    319

His purchasyng myghte nat been infect.

    320

Nowher so bisy a man as he ther nas,

    321

And yet he semed bisier than he was.

    322

In termes hadde he caas and doomes alle

    323

That from the tyme of kyng william were falle.

    324

Therto he koude endite, and make a thyng,

    325

Ther koude no wight pynche at his writyng;

    326

And every statut koude he pleyn by rote.

    327

He rood but hoomly in a medlee cote.

    328

Girt with a ceint of silk, with barres smale;

    329

Of his array telle I no lenger tale.

    330

A frankeleyn was in his compaignye.

    331

Whit was his berd as is the dayesye;

    332

Of his complexioun he was sangwyn.

    333

Wel loved he by the morwe a sop in wyn;

    334

To lyven in delit was evere his wone,

    335

For he was epicurus owene sone,

    336

That heeld opinioun that pleyn delit

    337

Was verray felicitee parfit.

    338

An housholdere, and that a greet, was he;

    339

Seint julian he was in his contree.

    340

His breed, his ale, was alweys after oon;

    341

A bettre envyned man was nowher noon.

    342

Withoute bake mete was nevere his hous

    343

Of fissh and flessh, and that so plentevous,

    344

It snewed in his hous of mete and drynke,

    345

Of alle deyntees that men koude thynke.

    346

After the sondry sesons of the yeer,

    347

So chaunged he his mete and his soper.

    348

Ful many a fat partrich hadde he in muwe,

    349

And many a breem and many a luce in stuwe.

    350

Wo was his cook but if his sauce were

    351

Poynaunt and sharp, and redy al his geere.

    352

His table dormant in his halle alway

    353

Stood redy covered al the longe day.

    354

At sessiouns ther was he lord and sire;

    355

Ful ofte tyme he was knyght of the shire.

    356

An anlaas and a gipser al of silk

    357

Heeng at his girdel, whit as morne milk.

    358

A shirreve hadde he been, and a contour.

    359

Was nowher swich a worthy vavasour.

    360

An haberdasshere and a carpenter,

    361

A webbe, a dyere, and a tapycer, --

    362

And they were clothed alle in o lyveree

    363

Of a solempne and a greet fraternitee.

    364

Ful fressh and newe hir geere apiked was;

    365

Hir knyves were chaped noght with bras

    366

But al with silver; wroght ful clene and weel

    367

Hire girdles and hir pouches everydeel.

    368

Wel semed ech of hem a fair burgeys

    369

To sitten in a yeldehalle on a deys.

    370

Everich, for the wisdom that he kan,

    371

Was shaply for to been an alderman.

    372

For catel hadde they ynogh and rente,

    373

And eek hir wyves wolde it wel assente;

    374

And elles certeyn were they to blame.

    375

It is ful fair to been ycleped madame,

    376

And goon to vigilies al bifore,

    377

And have a mantel roialliche ybore.

    378

A cook they hadde with hem for the nones

    379

To boille the chiknes with the marybones,

    380

And poudre-marchant tart and galyngale.

    381

Wel koude he knowe a draughte of londoun ale. Page 21

    382

He koude rooste, and sethe, and broille, and frye,

    383

Maken mortreux, and wel bake a pye.

    384

But greet harm was it, as it thoughte me,

    385

That on his shyne a mormal hadde he.

    386

For blankmanger, that made he with the beste.

    387

A shipman was ther, wonynge fer by weste;

    388

For aught I woot, he was of dertemouthe.

    389

He rood upon a rounce, as he kouthe,

    390

In a gowne of faldyng to the knee.

    391

A daggere hangynge on a laas hadde he

    392

Aboute his nekke, under his arm adoun.

    393

The hoote somer hadde maad his hewe al broun;

    394

And certeinly he was a good felawe.

    395

Ful many a draughte of wyn had he ydrawe

    396

Fro burdeux-ward, whil that the chapmen sleep.

    397

Of nyce conscience took he no keep.

    398

If that he faught, and hadde the hyer hond,

    399

By water he sente hem hoom to every lond.

    400

But of his craft to rekene wel his tydes,

    401

His stremes, and his daungers hym bisides,

    402

His herberwe, and his moone, his lodemenage,

    403

Ther nas noon swich from hulle to cartage.

    404

Hardy he was and wys to undertake;

    405

With many a tempest hadde his berd been shake.

    406

He knew alle the havenes, as they were,

    407

Fro gootlond to the cape of fynystere,

    408

And every cryke in britaigne and in spayne.

    409

His barge ycleped was the maudelayne.

    410

With us ther was a doctour of phisik;

    411

In al this world ne was the noon hym lik,

    412

To speke of phisik and of surgerye

    413

For he was grounded in astronomye.

    414

He kepte his pacient a ful greet deel

    415

In houres by his magyk natureel.

    416

Wel koude he fortunen the ascendent

    417

Of his ymages for his pacient.

    418

He knew the cause of everich maladye,

    419

Were it of hoot, or coold, or moyste, or drye,

    420

And where they engendred, and of what humour.

    421

He was a verray, parfit praktisour:

    422

The cause yknowe, and of his harm the roote,

    423

Anon he yaf the sike man his boote.

    424

Ful redy hadde he his apothecaries

    425

To sende hym drogges and his letuaries,

    426

For ech of hem made oother for to wynne --

    427

Hir frendshipe nas nat newe to bigynne.

    428

Wel knew he the olde esculapius,

    429

And deyscorides, and eek rufus,

    430

Olde ypocras, haly, and galyen,

    431

Serapion, razis, and avycen,

    432

Averrois, damascien, and constantyn,

    433

Bernard, and gatesden, and gilbertyn.

    434

Of his diete mesurable was he,

    435

For it was of no superfluitee,

    436

But of greet norissyng and digestible.

    437

His studie was but litel on the bible.

    438

In sangwyn and in pers he clad was al,

    439

Lyned with taffata and with sendal;

    440

And yet he was but esy of dispence;

    441

He kepte that he wan in pestilence.

    442

For gold in phisik is a cordial,

    443

Therefore he lovede gold in special.

    444

A good wif was ther of biside bathe,

    445

But she was somdel deef, and that was scathe.

    446

Of clooth-makyng she hadde swich an haunt,

    447

She passed hem of ypres and of gaunt.

    448

In al the parisshe wif ne was ther noon

    449

That to the offrynge bifore hire sholde goon;

    450

And if ther dide, certeyn so wrooth was she,

    451

That she was out of alle charitee.

    452

Hir coverchiefs ful fyne weren of ground;

    453

I dorste swere they weyeden ten pound

    454

That on a sonday weren upon hir heed.

    455

Hir hosen weren of fyn scarlet reed,

    456

Ful streite yteyd, and shoes ful moyste and newe.

    457

Boold was hir face, and fair, and reed of hewe.

    458

She was a worthy womman al hir lyve:

    459

Housbondes at chirche dore she hadde fyve,

    460

Withouten oother compaignye in youthe, --

    461

But therof nedeth nat to speke as nowthe.

    462

And thries hadde she been at jerusalem;

    463

She hadde passed many a straunge strem;

    464

At rome she hadde been, and at boloigne,

    465

In galice at seint-jame, and at coloigne.

    466

She koude muchel of wandrynge by the weye.

    467

Gat-tothed was she, soothly for to seye.

    468

Upon an amblere esily she sat,

    469

Ywympled wel, and on hir heed an hat

    470

As brood as is a bokeler or a targe;

    471

A foot-mantel aboute hir hipes large,

    472

And on hir feet a paire of spores sharpe.

    473

In felaweshipe wel koude she laughe and carpe.

    474

Of remedies of love she knew per chaunce,

    475

For she koude of that art the olde daunce.

    476

A good man was ther of religioun,

    477

And was a povre persoun of a toun,

    478

But riche he was of hooly thoght and werk.

    479

He was also a lerned man, a clerk,

    480

That cristes gospel trewely wolde preche;

    481

His parisshens devoutly wolde he teche.

    482

Benygne he was, and wonder diligent,

    483

And in adversitee ful pacient, Page 22

    484

And swich he was ypreved ofte sithes.

    485

Ful looth were hym to cursen for his tithes,

    486

But rather wolde he yeven, out of doute,

    487

Unto his povre parisshens aboute

    488

Of his offryng and eek of his substaunce.

    489

He koude in litel thyng have suffisaunce.

    490

Wyd was his parisshe, and houses fer asonder,

    491

But he ne lefte nat, for reyn ne thonder,

    492

In siknesse nor in meschief to visite

    493

The ferreste in his parisshe, muche and lite,

    494

Upon his feet, and in his hand a staf.

    495

This noble ensample to his sheep he yaf,

    496

That first he wroghte, and afterward he taughte.

    497

Out of the gospel he tho wordes caughte,

    498

And this figure he added eek therto,

    499

That if gold ruste, what shal iren do?

    500

For if a preest be foul, on whom we truste,

    501

No wonder is a lewed man to ruste;

    502

And shame it is, if a prest take keep,

    503

A shiten shepherde and a clene sheep.

    504

Wel oghte a preest ensample for to yive,

    505

By his clennesse, how that his sheep sholde lyve.

    506

He sette nat his benefice to hyre

    507

And leet his sheep encombred in the myre

    508

And ran to londoun unto seinte poules

    509

To seken hym a chaunterie for soules,

    510

Or with a bretherhed to been withholde;

    511

But dwelte at hoom, and kepte wel his folde,

    512

So that the wolf ne made it nat myscarie;

    513

He was a shepherde and noght a mercenarie.

    514

And though he hooly were and vertuous,

    515

He was to synful men nat despitous,

    516

Ne of his speche daungerous ne digne,

    517

But in his techyng discreet and benygne.

    518

To drawen folk to hevene by fairnesse,

    519

By good ensample, this was his bisynesse.

    520

But it were any persone obstinat,

    521

What so he were, of heigh or lough estat,

    522

Hym wolde he snybben sharply for the nonys.

    523

A bettre preest I trowe that nowher noon ys.

    524

He waited after no pompe and reverence,

    525

Ne maked him a spiced conscience,

    526

But cristes loore and his apostles twelve

    527

He taughte, but first he folwed it hymselve.

    528

With hym ther was a plowman, was his brother,

    529

That hadde ylad of dong ful many a fother;

    530

A trewe swynkere and a good was he,

    531

Lyvynge in pees and parfit charitee.

    532

God loved he best with al his hoole herte

    533

At alle tymes, thogh him gamed or smerte,

    534

And thanne his neighebor right as hymselve.

    535

He wolde thresshe, and therto dyke and delve,

    536

For cristes sake, for every povre wight,

    537

Withouten hire, if it lay in his myght.

    538

His tithes payde he ful faire and wel,

    539

Bothe of his propre swynk and his catel.

    540

In a tabard he rood upon a mere.

    541

Ther was also a reve, and a millere,

    542

A somnour, and a pardoner also,

    543

A maunciple, and myself -- ther were namo.

    544

The millere was a stout carl for the nones;

    545

Ful byg he was of brawn, and eek of bones.

    546

That proved wel, for over al ther he cam,

    547

At wrastlynge he wolde have alwey the ram.

    548

He was short-sholdred, brood, a thikke knarre;

    549

Ther was no dore that he nolde heve of harre,

    550

Or breke it at a rennyng with his heed.

    551

His berd as any sowe or fox was reed,

    552

And therto brood, as though it were a spade.

    553

Upon the cop right of his nose he hade

    554

A werte, and theron stood a toft of herys,

    555

Reed as the brustles of a sowes erys;

    556

His nosethirles blake were and wyde.

    557

A swerd and bokeler bar he by his syde.

    558

His mouth as greet was as a greet forneys.

    559

He was a janglere and a goliardeys,

    560

And that was moost of synne and harlotries.

    561

Wel koude he stelen corn and tollen thries;

    562

And yet he hadde a thombe of gold, pardee.

    563

A whit cote and a blew hood wered he.

    564

A baggepipe wel koude he blowe and sowne,

    565

And therwithal he broghte us out of towne.

    566

A gentil maunciple was ther of a temple,

    567

Of which achatours myghte take exemple

    568

For to be wise in byynge of vitaille;

    569

For wheither that he payde or took by taille,

    570

Algate he wayted so in his achaat

    571

That he was ay biforn and in good staat.

    572

Now is nat that of God a ful fair grace

    573

That swich a lewed mannes wit shal pace

    574

The wisdom of an heep of lerned men?

    575

Of maistres hadde he mo than thries ten,

    576

That weren of lawe expert and curious,

    577

Of which ther were a duszeyne in that hous

    578

Worthy to been stywardes of rente and lond

    579

Of any lord that is in engelond,

    580

To make hym lyve by his propre good

    581

In honour dettelees (but if he were wood),

    582

Or lyve as scarsly as hym list desire;

    583

And able for to helpen al a shire

    584

In any caas that myghte falle or happe;

    585

And yet this manciple sette hir aller cappe.

    586

The reve was a sclendre colerik man.

    587

His berd was shave as ny as ever he kan;

    588

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    589

His top was dokked lyk a preest biforn

    590

Ful longe were his legges and ful lene,

    591

Ylyk a staf, ther was no calf ysene.

    592

Wel koude he kepe a gerner and a bynne;

    593

Ther was noon auditour koude on him wynne.

    594

Wel wiste he by the droghte and by the reyn

    595

The yeldynge of his seed and of his greyn.

    596

His lordes sheep, his neet, his dayerye,

    597

His swyn, his hors, his stoor, and his pultrye

    598

Was hoolly in this reves governynge,

    599

And by his covenant yaf the rekenynge,

    600

Syn that his lord was twenty yeer of age.

    601

Ther koude no man brynge hym in arrerage.

    602

Ther nas baillif, ne hierde, nor oother hyne,

    603

That he ne knew his sleighte and his covyne;

    604

They were adrad of hym as of the deeth.

    605

His wonyng was ful faire upon an heeth;

    606

With grene trees yshadwed was his place.

    607

He koude bettre than his lord purchace.

    608

Ful riche he was astored pryvely:

    609

His lord wel koude he plesen subtilly,

    610

To yeve and lene hym of his owene good,

    611

And have a thank, and yet a cote and hood.

    612

In youthe he hadde lerned a good myster;

    613

He was a wel good wrighte, a carpenter.

    614

This reve sat upon a ful good stot,

    615

That was al pomely grey and highte scot.

    616

A long surcote of pers upon he hade,

    617

And by his syde he baar a rusty blade.

    618

Of northfolk was this reve of which I telle,

    619

Biside a toun men clepen baldeswelle.

    620

Tukked he was as is a frere aboute,

    621

And evere he rood the hyndreste of oure route.

    622

A somonour was ther with us in that place,

    623

That hadde a fyr-reed cherubynnes face,

    624

For saucefleem he was, with eyen narwe.

    625

As hoot he was and lecherous as a sparwe,

    626

With scalled browes blake and piled berd.

    627

Of his visage children were aferd.

    628

Ther nas quyk-silver, lytarge, ne brymstoon,

    629

Boras, ceruce, ne oille of tartre noon;

    630

Ne oynement that wolde clense and byte,

    631

That hym myghte helpen of his whelkes white,

    632

Nor of the knobbes sittynge on his chekes.

    633

Wel loved he garleek, oynons, and eek lekes,

    634

And for to drynken strong wyn, reed as blood;

    635

Thanne wolde he speke and crie as he were wood.

    636

And whan that he wel dronken hadde the wyn,

    637

Thanne wolde he speke no word but latyn.

    638

A fewe termes hadde he, two or thre,

    639

That he had lerned out of som decree --

    640

No wonder is, he herde it al the day;

    641

And eek ye knowen wel how that a jay

    642

Kan clepen watte as wel as kan the pope.

    643

But whoso koude in oother thyng hym grope,

    644

Thanne hadde he spent al his philosophie;

    645

Ay questio quid iuris wolde he crie.

    646

He was a gentil harlot and a kynde;

    647

A bettre felawe sholde men noght fynde.

    648

He wolde suffre for a quart of wyn

    649

A good felawe to have his concubyn

    650

A twelf month, and excuse hym atte fulle;

    651

Ful prively a fynch eek koude he pulle.

    652

And if he foond owher a good felawe,

    653

He wolde techen him to have noon awe

    654

In swich caas of the ercedekenes curs,

    655

But if a mannes soule were in his purs;

    656

For in his purs he sholde ypunysshed be.

    657

Purs is the ercedekenes helle, seyde he.

    658

But wel I woot he lyed right in dede;

    659

Of cursyng oghte ech gilty man him drede,

    660

For curs wol slee right as assoillyng savith,

    661

And also war hym of a significavit.

    662

In daunger hadde he at his owene gise

    663

The yonge girles of the diocise,

    664

And knew hir conseil, and was al hir reed.

    665

A gerland hadde he set upon his heed

    666

As greet as it were for an ale-stake.

    667

A bokeleer hadde he maad hym of a cake.

    668

With hym ther rood a gentil pardoner

    669

Of rouncivale, his freend and his compeer,

    670

That streight was comen fro the court of rome.

    671

Ful loude he soong com hider, love, to me!

    672

This somonour bar to hym a stif burdoun;

    673

Was nevere trompe of half so greet a soun.

    674

This pardoner hadde heer as yelow as wex,

    675

But smothe it heeng as dooth a strike of flex;

    676

By ounces henge his lokkes that he hadde,

    677

And therwith he his shuldres overspradde;

    678

But thynne it lay, by colpons oon and oon.

    679

But hood, for jolitee, wered he noon,

    680

For it was trussed up in his walet.

    681

Hym thoughte he rood al of the newe jet;

    682

Dischevelee, save his cappe, he rood al bare.

    683

Swiche glarynge eyen hadde he as an hare.

    684

A vernycle hadde he sowed upon his cappe.

    685

His walet lay biforn hym in his lappe,

    686

Bretful of pardoun, comen from rome al hoot.

    687

A voys he hadde as smal as hath a goot.

    688

No berd hadde he, ne nevere sholde have;

    689

As smothe it was as it were late shave.

    690

I trowe he were a geldyng or a mare.

    691

But of his craft, fro berwyk into ware,

    692

Ne was ther swich another pardoner

    693

For in his male he hadde a pilwe-beer,

    694

Which that he seyde was oure lady veyl: Page 24

    695

He seyde he hadde a gobet of the seyl

    696

That seint peter hadde, whan that he wente

    697

Upon the see, til jhesu crist hym hente.

    698

He hadde a croys of latoun ful of stones,

    699

And in a glas he hadde pigges bones.

    700

But with thise relikes, whan that he fond

    701

A povre person dwellynge upon lond,

    702

Upon a day he gat hym moore moneye

    703

Than that the person gat in monthes tweye;

    704

And thus, with feyned flaterye and japes,

    705

He made the person and the peple his apes.

    706

But trewely to tellen atte laste,

    707

He was in chirche a noble ecclesiaste.

    708

Wel koude he rede a lessoun or a storie,

    709

But alderbest he song an offertorie;

    710

For wel he wiste, whan that song was songe,

    711

He moste preche and wel affile his tonge

    712

To wynne silver, as he ful wel koude;

    713

Therefore he song the murierly and loude.

    714

Now have I toold you soothly, in a clause,

    715

Th' estaat, th' array, the nombre, and eek the cause

    716

Why that assembled was this compaignye

    717

In southwerk at this gentil hostelrye

    718

That highte the tabard, faste by the belle.

    719

But now is tyme to yow for to telle

    720

How that we baren us that ilke nyght,

    721

Whan we were in that hostelrie alyght;

    722

And after wol I telle of our viage

    723

And al the remenaunt of oure pilgrimage.

    724

But first I pray yow, of youre curteisye,

    725

That ye n' arette it nat my vileynye,

    726

Thogh that I pleynly speke in this mateere,

    727

To telle yow hir wordes and hir cheere,

    728

Ne thogh I speke hir wordes proprely.

    729

For this ye knowen al so wel as I,

    730

Whoso shal telle a tale after a man,

    731

He moot reherce as ny as evere he kan

    732

Everich a word, if it be in his charge,

    733

Al speke he never so rudeliche and large,

    734

Or ellis he moot telle his tale untrewe,

    735

Or feyne thyng, or fynde wordes newe.

    736

He may nat spare, althogh he were his brother;

    737

He moot as wel seye o word as another.

    738

Crist spak hymself ful brode in hooly writ,

    739

And wel ye woot no vileynye is it.

    740

Eek plato seith, whoso that kan hym rede,

    741

The wordes moote be cosyn to the dede.

    742

Also I prey yow to foryeve it me,

    743

Al have I nat set folk in hir degree

    744

Heere in this tale, as that they sholde stonde.

    745

My wit is short, ye may wel understonde.

    746

Greet chiere made oure hoost us everichon,

    747

And to the soper sette he us anon.

    748

He served us with vitaille at the beste;

    749

Strong was the wyn, and wel to drynke us leste.

    750

A semely man oure hooste was withalle

    751

For to han been a marchal in an halle.

    752

A large man he was with eyen stepe --

    753

A fairer burgeys is ther noon in chepe --

    754

Boold of his speche, and wys, and wel ytaught,

    755

And of manhod hym lakkede right naught.

    756

Eek therto he was right a myrie man,

    757

And after soper pleyen he bigan,

    758

And spak of myrthe amonges othere thynges,

    759

Whan that we hadde maad oure rekenynges,

    760

And seyde thus: now, lordynges, trewely,

    761

Ye been to me right welcome, hertely;

    762

For by my trouthe, if that I shal nat lye,

    763

I saugh nat this yeer so myrie a compaignye

    764

Atones in this herberwe as is now.

    765

Fayn wolde I doon yow myrthe, wiste I how.

    766

And of a myrthe I am right now bythoght,

    767

To doon yow ese, and it shal coste noght.

    768

Ye goon to caunterbury -- God yow speede,

    769

The blisful martir quite yow youre meede!

    770

And wel I woot, as ye goon by the weye,

    771

Ye shapen yow to talen and to pleye;

    772

For trewely, confort ne myrthe is noon

    773

To ride by the weye doumb as a stoon;

    774

And therfore wol I maken yow disport,

    775

As I seyde erst, and doon yow som confort.

    776

And if yow liketh alle by oon assent

    777

For to stonden at my juggement,

    778

And for to werken as I shal yow seye,

    779

To-morwe, whan ye riden by the weye,

    780

Now, by my fader soule that is deed,

    781

But ye be myrie, I wol yeve yow myn heed!

    782

Hoold up youre hondes, withouten moore speche.

    783

Oure conseil was nat longe for to seche.

    784

Us thoughte it was noght worth to make it wys,

    785

And graunted hym withouten moore avys,

    786

And bad him seye his voirdit as hym leste.

    787

Lordynges, quod he, now herkneth for the beste;

    788

But taak it nought, I prey yow, in desdeyn.

    789

This is the poynt, to speken short and pleyn,

    790

That ech of yow, to shorte with oure weye,

    791

In this viage shal telle tales tweye

    792

To caunterbury-ward, I mene it so,

    793

And homward he shal tellen othere two,

    794

Of aventures that whilom han bifalle.

    795

And which of yow that bereth hym best of alle,

    796

That is to seyn, that telleth in this caas

    797

Tales of best sentence and moost solaas,

    798

Shal have a soper at oure aller cost

    799

Heere in this place, sittynge by this post, Page 25

    800

Whan that we come agayn fro caunterbury.

    801

And for to make yow the moore mury,

    802

I wol myselven goodly with yow ryde,

    803

Right at myn owene cost, and be youre gyde,

    804

And whoso wole my juggement withseye

    805

Shal paye al that we spenden by the weye.

    806

And if ye vouche sauf that it be so,

    807

Tel me anon, withouten wordes mo,

    808

And I wol erly shape me therfore.

    809

This thyng was graunted, and oure othes swore

    810

With ful glad herte, and preyden hym also

    811

That he wolde vouche sauf for to do so,

    812

And that he wolde been oure governour,

    813

And oure tales juge and reportour,

    814

And sette a soper at a certeyn pris,

    815

And we wol reuled been at his devys

    816

In heigh and lough; and thus by oon assent

    817

We been acorded to his juggement.

    818

And therupon the wyn was fet anon;

    819

We dronken, and to reste wente echon,

    820

Withouten any lenger taryynge.

    821

Amorwe, whan that day bigan to sprynge,

    822

Up roos oure hoost, and was oure aller cok,

    823

And gradrede us togidre alle in a flok,

    824

And forth we riden a litel moore than paas

    825

Unto the wateryng of seint thomas;

    826

And there oure hoost bigan his hors areste

    827

And seyde, lordynges, herkneth, if yow leste.

    828

Ye woot youre foreward, and I it yow recorde.

    829

If even-song and morwe-song accorde,

    830

Lat se now who shal telle the firste tale.

    831

As evere mote I drynke wyn or ale,

    832

Whoso be rebel to my juggement

    833

Shal paye for al that by the wey is spent.

    834

Now draweth cut, er that we ferrer twynne;

    835

He which that hath the shorteste shal bigynne.

    836

Sire knyght, quod he, my mayster and my lord,

    837

Now draweth cut, for that is myn accord.

    838

Cometh neer, quod he, my lady prioresse.

    839

And ye, sire clerk, lat be youre shamefastnesse,

    840

Ne studieth noght; ley hond to, every man!

    841

Anon to drawen every wight bigan,

    842

And shortly for to tellen as it was,

    843

Were it by aventure, or sort, or cas,

    844

The sothe is this, the cut fil to the knyght,

    845

Of which ful blithe and glad was every wyght,

    846

And telle he moste his tale, as was resoun,

    847

By foreward and by composicioun,

    848

As ye han herd; what nedeth wordes mo?

    849

And whan this goode man saugh that it was so,

    850

As he that wys was and obedient

    851

To kepe his foreward by his free assent,

    852

He seyde, syn I shal bigynne the game,

    853

What, welcome be the cut, a goddes name!

    854

Now lat us ryde, and herkneth what I seye.

    855

And with that word we ryden forth oure weye,

    856

And he bigan with right a myrie cheere

    857

His tale anon, and seyde as ye may heere