Libya

Libya (Ga-Da-Fi-Topia) is a country in North Africa that was run by Muammar Gaddafi but was kicked out last thursday by some assholes who where jealous of him. Libya is known for having some jewpricks shooting everyone and having the most unoriginal flag on the planet. Libya bordered Italy but then sent sicily away on a jetski after Mussolini invaded them.

History

Some 9000 years ago, Libya controlled Egypt, but got fucked up by the Pharoah who was smart and put all of his Jews to work as slaves. They where both then pwnt by the Romans who said "fucka youio." 10 minutes later, NATO came in and stole all of the olive oil and then left wen they realised that nobody was convinced that they where doing something. The Libyans who where pissed off that they couldnt blame NATO because they where hiding in America causing 9/11, decided to screw their dictator over.File:Libya Most of them died but they eventually found Gaddafi and fucked his asshole to ensure his entrance to hell.