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GangstaElijah is a wigga-sona that is used by Elijah to flame-bait high profile members of YouTube into attacking him for lulzless personal attention. By threatening to kill 16 Year Old Girls, Elijah is giving legitimate, hard working lulz-trollz a bad name and he should be persuaded to leave YouTube immediately
GangstaElijah in his mom's basement, showing off his plastic bling.
I Luvs my Big Cocks

GangstaElijah, aka Elijah Hood, is a dumb wigga who lives in his mom's basement in the whites-only suburbs of Phoenix, Arizona. he is a twat. nobody likes him.

WangstaElijah as he is known by those who hate him (everyone) is a male Attention Whore who trolls the people on the YouTube Featured Video List with thinly veiled threats of violence (and in the case of children, raep) in attempt to get himself noticed.

This 13 year old boy has spent so long pretending to be a gangsta that he is actually starting to believe his own bullshit. He has created a sorry-assed personal rap channel on YouTube under the name MusicElijah (now closed) to go along with his sorry-assed personal GangstaElijah channel (now suspended). WANKER

Whenever people point out to him that he is acting like a faggot, (about 10 times per YouTube day), he claims that what he is doing is presenting a comedic impersonation of a Gangsta.

His GangstaElijah channel was suspended on 10th June 2007 for sending a death threat video to DaxFlame (It is ironic that his fictional character sending a death threat to another fictional character should get him banned).

GangstaElijah came out of youtube exodus with a new channel, GangstaElijah1., but it is now closed. Upon return he proudly announced that he had by spouting a shitty freestyle rap about combing his hair.[1]

GangstaElijah has now BOLDLY returned with a new channel, TheGangstaElijah.. In his first video [2], he talks about DaxFlame sending him to prison for two years in a NEW TOUGHER and MANLIER voice, probably because the gay prison orgies made him feel more empowered about his sexuality.

His Comedy

GangstaElijah also has a habit of masturbating while his mother / grandfather is in the room.

His comedy consists of;

  • Sending video responses to high profile members of YouTube in which he waves about an air pistol and talks shit in Ebonics. He firmly believes that this will generate enough drama to make him e-famous and provide him with Honorz.
  • Leaving comments on the YouTube channels of 16 year old girls threatening to kill them. (Seriously).
  • Saying "U No wut am seyin'" too much.
  • Getting his toy gun out and pretending to shoot it. Then adding a gun sound in Windows Movie Maker.

Controversy

GangstaElijah posted a video on YouTube in late November 2006 (as "something"Elijah) making death threats towards Renetto and his family. Renetto took these threats seriously and reported GangstaElijah to the YouTube Head Office. They deleted the "something"Elijah account.

Renetto mentioned the death threats in one of his videos at the time. He has posted 726 videos in the last two months (as off 26 January 2007), so researchers are having a hard time locating the the particular video which relates to the incident.

Renetto is ready for GangtaElijah

After Renetto posted a new Wigga-style video (30 January 2007), GangstaElijah immediately recognised Renetto's authority within the Youtube-Wigga hierarchy. Renetto has since revoked the contract on GangstaElijah's life.

Chase... and his King Snake ELVIS - From Renetto - 30 Jan 2007

Renetto Vs GangtaElijah


Goldrush Gets Some Good Advice

Goldrush Gets some Good Advice
Goldrush Gets some Good Advice


Pr0n

His YouTube has some big-name sponsors.


Like most 13 year old_boys, GangstaElijah spends most of his time on internet pr0n sites. His only source of income is few cents he gets from using click-fraud on the pr0n advertisement links he puts on his YouTube channel.


Like all Good Christian Gangsters, Elijah is actually a Faggot

I feel so much better when i can be myself
I hopes no wiggaz on youtube sees this

Another faggot youtuber known as leonjeekins decided to stand up for GangstaElijah.

  • "Hey, if you wanna mess with Elijah.... Why don't you mess with me?"
  • "Check out them muscles! I DON'T EVEN WORK OUT!"


The video was deleted by LeonJeekins after a while of being up due to a large number of flames he got in his comments. For all the people who did not see it, it was him practically choking on his cigarette smoke and challenging Eppigy to a 'fist fight'.

MySpace Hero

According to his MySpace, Gangsta Elijah thinks his music sounds like:


   
“ 		 
The best thing you eva heard. With inspired lyrics and song titles such as If You Step Up, Gangsta Live, White People, and Hey Ho, his rap reflects the hardships of his life in da hood.
  		„
  		 

— GangstaElijah

ED presents the Seminal FreeStyle Rap #1

'Sample Lyric'

   
“ 		 
You know that I'm insane, motherfucker. Smoking some blunts, mother mother fucker fucker. Y'all ain't know how i front, motherfucker.
  		„
  		 

—FreeStyleRap #1


One of GangtsElijah's MySpace critics had srs questions about GangstaElijah's street cred:


EVAN"2tall"SCHAMBER. Blacker than GangstaElijah
   
“ 		 
hey u fuckin bitch ass boi fuck man u suck at rappin.u think ur all ghetto and shit but u aint look at the house u live in and look at the other houses fuck man ur a bitch ass poser...plus who the fuck puts a lil chawawa fuck man that such a gangsta dog shit, u look like fuckin paris hilton shit man.and i bet the gun isnt even ur s man its ur dads or somthin and u only make videos when ur dad is away.and u cant tell u dont even have ammunition cuz u cant cock a gun more then once,shit man u fuckin r the bitggest fake i know man and look in that pic of urs wah ur so not roolin large wtf r they 20's where the fuck the benjamins at???????k im out pce
  		„
  		 

— EVAN"2tall"SCHAMBER Jan 15 2007 11:05A


Tinfoil tit

Did you know that..

  • ...if you step up to GangstaElijah's face, he's going to hit you?
  • ...if you bring backup, he's going to split you?
  • ...he'll bust a cap in your ass if you don't subscribe to his page?
  • ...his grillz are actually made of tin foil, a clear sign of his commitment to the best value in bling.
  • ...he is actually severely anorexic, but the extra bulk of his coat conceals it?
  • ...he was wheelchair bound after a tragic ghostriding accident, yet regained his mobility with the help of the Scooter Store?
  • ...his mom refuses to tell him that he is neither black nor funny?
  • ...he masturbates to his mother / grandfather when they're in the same room as him?
  • ...he can't afford shaving cream?
  • ...he calls other people fake, yet he has no idea on how ironic he's being?


The Growing Opposition to GangstaElijah's Trolling Activites and Presence On YouTube

DEFENDIN' MY CO - From CaptainRalboon

Re: Strange Faces and Noises I Can Make III (gangsta elijah)- From supered86

Gangsta Elijah Promo Video- From JiminyCrickets69

Gangsta Elijah Promo Video 2- From JiminyCrickets69

GangstaElijah is Retarded and Not a Gangster - From Eppigy Banned on Jewtube now located on LiveVideo

ED welcomes you, GangstaElijah - From cambreed aka djbb


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