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What if Zelda was a girl?

On Nov 06 2009, /b/ aborted yet another camwhore from Trondheim, Norway. She offered to do "things", and though it took her awhile since she had to use her school's webcam and internets. Her HIGH SCHOOL webcam and internets. Despite being a whore, and despite how many fanbois are going to jail, she DID supply the peanut gallery with tits, ass, and vagoo in public. She also put on stupid hats and possibly put a shoe on her head, but most of these pictures were ignored or lost.

Other Shit

While delivering the pictures, she proved to the whole WWW on a Youtube video that she's been living under a rock and told to world that she has no idea about "Acapella" music, internets culture, and even the rules Moot brought down from the CP Mountains like a gay Jew about underaged b&. Basically, the Finn was making a bad choice. /b/tards rushed to her Youtube account, raiding it and finding a DeviantArt page, Facebook, and her real name. Indeed the army of /b/ were abusing this horny JB from all sides, then some /b/tards claimed to have added her other friends on FB and sent these photos to them; others claimed to have e-mailed photos to her school administration. All of these people were faggots, as the tr00 heroes would have at least given her a chance to beg for her internets soul, or even better, not openly admit to having JB cached for a revenge-troll.

The Day After School Spanked School Chan

While /b/ was celebrating, SchoolChan posted an ironic picture in one of her topics. In about 10 minutes, the topic got 404'd and she started a new topic about how she loved /b/ and would suck all over 9000 of their child-raping cocks as an apology. Wise and handsome Newfags kept posting her pics with her ugly friends, saying this wouldn't end until they saw MOAR JB. Or got v&, it's not really clear what the Cancer was seeking. It's also unclear if she'll be b& from school, but considering she's not a Black girl and it IS a Scandinavian cuntry she lives in, it's unlikely.

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