Chocolate

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Chocolate is one of the most popular food types and flavor in the world. Favorite by fat people (mostly Germans) and women who will choose chocolate over sex. Most chocolates comes in regular, dark, milk, and white. Some chocolates, mostly in Valentine's Day, has a filling inside chocolates like cream, cherry, fudge, coconut, and semen.

Some dispute chocolate as actually being a form of candy made from choco. While scientists cannot prove or disprove this theory, it is widely accepted as truth, and the chocolate believers feel that Willy Wonka is God.