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Black Friday
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Black Friday was traditionally the Friday following Thanksgiving Thursday, but as of 2011, Wallyworld decided to move it forward to 10:00 pm on Thanksgiving Thursday.
Black friday is a friday after thanksgiving... Most Adults shop on black friday because they can't afford anything on regular Days.. So they improvise And, use black friday.. Black Friday is simply shit that noone cares about.. and it resembles the song "Friday" by rebecca black in which she wakes up on 7:00 don't eat breakfast skips school to go to a party and, is Driven over by a Creepy Nigger, At home.. In all We can all agree that this article is a complete failure And, shit noone cares about!
Customary Black Friday Activities
As Black Friday was started by the groids, all Black Friday activities are modernized versions of customary activities in AIDSland. Such as:
- Breaking down doors and window
- Dancing on cops
- Dancing on niglets
- Grabbing expensive TVs
- Hijacking cars (see also GTA)
- Complaining about having to work